Rob

Mate, I'm Australian. We're known for our racism. At least thats what the wogs say.

Wait. You called him Taco? Nice. Gotta love casual racism.

But that's when I play video games.

Drunk, British. 6 and two 3's really I figure it's like fingers and thumbs. All thumbs are fingers but not all fingers are thumbs. just like all poms are drunk but not all drunks are poms.

Sorry, Bones. I feel the need to kill them straight away. I'd hate to think there is an NPC rob wandering round irl when I sleep.

Sc is just like instaspam in that respect. Gotta have filters.

Meh. Not gunna lose sleep over it. I really don't get much game time anyway. But the chute is a bit cooler than another shirt. At least it's something new. No how about some exclusive vehicle decals for online events, Rockstar?

Bugger

How long left to get the chute?

you are the smartest man on this board... i already do it without using any trust, and i do skim the ground a bit, i bet the wheels would help... it's not like you're being timed or anything... but the one that you have to keep up with your instructor, that trick probably doesn't work... Yeah. Thats the only one that is any good for. I still haven't passed follow the leader. Tried to do it last night after about 9 pints. Couldn't get passed the first inverted check point most times. So I went to bed.

It's bringing love. Kill it!

On ground level. Put the landing gear down. It slows you down a little and lets you get lower coz if you do hit the ground, you don't crash.

Meh. Some of the levels pay out pretty well. The one landing the chopper on the truck fucked with me because I didn't realize the new chopper has retractable landing gear. I must have hit the button by accident and couldn't work out why it wouldn't stick. Had to do it again. Landed it in 17 seconds.

The last ramp fucked me. But I imagine it was a lack of skill as opposed to a design flaw.

Yep me too. Told me I was 5 meters off

Fuck that ground level stage. Must have done it 20 times and crashed every time. At least first time I finished it I got gold.

I smell another law suit

Trying to bribe the defence are you? Then again gtagrls wookie fur pie...

My favorite it fur.

You want my credentials? You can't handle my credentials! ! You want my credentials? You can't handle my credentials! ! I'd also like to point out that while I have spent an inordinate amount of time in bars, in this case, the bar that matters is the one I passed. Lawyered!! Open and shut case really.

Kuz, As your attorney, I advise you not to say another word. Ladies and Gentlemen... if they are your real names. I present to you... Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookie originally from the planet Kashyyyk. Why am I telling you this? Because Chewbacca has nothing to do with this case. Just like my client. BOOM!!!

I used to have a chrome skull shifter in my torana. It seriously gave me blisters in summer. I had a sock in the car I used to put over it when I parked. Looked fucking cool though.

Maybe that's why you're single.

Delilah seems like the kind of girl who would go topless.

Gotta get me a less demanding job. Or maybe I should work nights.