narcolepsy

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  1. but then i get a little suga in me

    1. Jizzy

      Jizzy

      You get a little wacky?

    2. narcolepsy

      narcolepsy

      Hey, somebody get this kid in a padded cell!

  2. Started watching a random Zombie series on Netflix (Z Nation), bit cheesy/macho but modestly likeable. And a bit about CO poisoning, which I always like.

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    2. Bronson

      Bronson

      Night of the Living Dead will always be the best Zombie movie.

    3. DiO

      DiO

      I had to stop watching z nation after the zombie baby. That shit was dumb as hell lol

    4. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      Yea, I have it shot as well but no.

  3. it was at this moment narcolepsy knew, he fucked up

  4. Anybody here cycle? My neck of the woods is a bit too hilly, and I think given my current size (though I am slowly shedding some of my weight) it would be a unsuccessful venture. Fatties that cycle roll call???

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    2. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      Don't let your size get in the way, you'll develop more muscles and lung power as your body gets used to it. You'll stick to a form of exercise if you enjoy it, so find some trails that are within your means and don't push yourself too hard until you feel ready for more of a challenge.

      It's addictive. Have fun. Bring a camera, or small binoculars, and stop to enjoy the views along the way.  

    3. narcolepsy

      narcolepsy

      My area is just too hilly. Main roads exceed 45 degrees regularly and I think it's just gonna be nigh on impossible to get around. Even my friend who cycles everywhere said he doesn't find here pleasurable to cycle around AT ALL. The city I have my eye on is pretty much completely flat though. A move may be on the cards sometime soon.

    4. Brian

      Brian

      Biking is awesome, your legs will get huge, lots of muscle. You'll hit your core and shit too, a lot more areas than running. I was into cycling before I started lifting weights a few years back. I may go back to it. Powerlifting is fun though. 

       

      Honestly, don't focus on distance right now. Just try to bike for 30 minutes or an hour, increase it as time goes. Then focus on distance, hills, etc. Or buy a stationary bike/use one at the gym. 

       

      If you're that worried about cycling, then walk. You can figure out how many calories you'll typically burn in a mile, then walk 5 or 6 a day. The hills will help in burning calories, it's low impact, and will get you into the routine of working out. Plus by the time you may start cycling, you'll have more stamina. 

       

      For some, you need to get into it slowly, for others you need to be shocked into hard workouts. I went from doing nothing growing up to football in 9th grade. Daily practices helped a lot. Lots of HIIT running and weight training. 

       

      Lastly, weight loss is 90% kitchen 10% exercise. Exercise will help it go a bit faster and help you look better as time goes on, but you won't lose weight if you don't change diet. PM me if you wanna talk more, I can give tons of advice.

  5. holy shit i'm at that age where old friends organise a meet up to proposition you with a pyramid scheme...

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    2. Jizzy

      Jizzy

      Massacre have you slept with any prostitutes lately? Crack whores are absolutely great at sucking cock, i know from experience. Maybe you arent getting laid enough.

    3. Brian

      Brian

      Yes, I will buy this makeup kit for only $9,999 that I can't return and must sell all on my own without the help of your company or any advertising. 

    4. Darth Sexy

      Darth Sexy

      Massacre literally just described me. 

  6. No amount of aspirin or pizza, could help this from hurting

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    2. Darth Sexy

      Darth Sexy

      I can't think about meatloaf without thinking of Meat Loaf's hilariously bad performance at the AFL Grand Final. 

       

       

      I hope he was drunk. 

       

    3. narcolepsy

      narcolepsy

      I gotta go, I got the worst fucking spins

    4. Ginginho

      Ginginho

      Sounds like you're at rock bottom....

  7. iGTA I love you, but you're freaking me out

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    2. TheLunaticFringe

      TheLunaticFringe

      I like a little sexual harrisment from time to time...

       

      ...giving or receiving...

    3. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      My aris loves a bit of 'arassment.

    4. narcolepsy

      narcolepsy

      you are filthy but fine

  8. fuck yeah saw the new spiderman today, great movie

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    2. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      I'd fuck Captain America. :fap:

    3. Bronson

      Bronson

      I'd fuck Gwen Stacy :fap:

    4. Massacre

      Massacre

      Captain America was pretty perfect. There was nothing I wasn't happy with. The mid-credits scene was one of the best they've done in a Marvel movie.

  9. Social Club is the shittest thing Rockstar have ever done, next to abysmal ports. What's the point of it if it doesn't put your save files in some kind of a cloud? All it does is not work, act invasive and cause issues with my firewall

    1. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      Psy helped design it. Go Figure.

      Also, no option to delete snapmatic pictures while browsing on a PC or tablet? YOUR WINNER!

  10. Thank god for professor messer

  11. fuck

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    2. Rob

      Rob

      One lucky punch.

    3. Ginginho

      Ginginho

      It's all he needs - still love the Bisping KO...

    4. narcolepsy

      narcolepsy

      Shogun's nose was fuuuucked, he's a pretty aesthetic guy too so it gets worse

  12. OFFICE JIZZIN AND OFFICER KU ZI MU TALKIN BOUT GOIN THROUGH A DRIVE-THRU GOIN TO GET SOME CHEESEBURGERS, PEACE

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    2. Brian

      Brian

      i gotta poop

    3. Qdeathstar
    4. Jizzy

      Jizzy

      Me and Kuz would make the first good buddy cop movie.

  13. your momma so poor she cant fly off the handle so she has to go greyhound off the handle

  14. jizzin talks about gangsters & guns, pimps & hos and Compton. The guy’s not from Compton. He’s a white kid from a trailer park. He should rap about what he really knows which is living in his mom’s trailer eating peanut butter sandwiches

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    2. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      Yah, i keep that picture of you dressed in a skirt in my memory...

      :fap:

    3. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      Should be chill feel in the original lyrics, not feel chill.

    4. cam_
  15. who is ready for the hoyal humble

  16. About to sail in to a shit typhoon Rand, so we better haul in the jib before it gets covered in SHIT

    1. Brian

      Brian

      I almost signed the lawsuit hehe

  17. the whispering winds of shit...

  18. yknow canada is a chilled out place when you watch their musical national treasure on a show aboot living in a trailer park and smoking dope

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    2. BRO_MAN

      BRO_MAN

      HAVE YOU STARED INTO THE SHITABYSS?

    3. Ace Of Spades

      Ace Of Spades

      The "SHITABYSS" full of SHITHAWKS, SHITWINDS, SHITROPES and "Propane Propane"

    4. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      Don't forget the high-def piss jugs.

  19. Fell asleep before Hunto vs BFS, just watched it now, holy shit, Mark Hunt practically fucking dyed his hair red with blood. Insane.

    1. Ginginho

      Ginginho

      That was one mental fight!! Shogun's KO was mean too...

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    2. Brian

      Brian

      Protip: When it comes to Muslims and explosions, don't expect people to automatically realize.

    3. Massacre

      Massacre

      Actual protip: You're both retarded. Brian, slightly more so.

    4. narcolepsy

      narcolepsy

      why wouldn't you stop it?

  20. My grandfather got his first job at the age of 9 in a sheet metal factory, within 2 weeks he was running the floor. Child labor laws are ruining this country.

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    2. Jizzy

      Jizzy

      ^And it was uphill both ways.

    3. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      Are you stalking me motherfucker?!

    4. Rob

      Rob

      When we got home our mum and dsd would kill us and dance about on our graves singing hallelujah.

  21. ZimZam pointed a shotgun at his new gf. How long before the flimflam?

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    2. narcolepsy

      narcolepsy

      The guy is a buffoon. He got very lucky [granted, I now think he was in fear of his life and was correct to shoot] but just cant stay out of trouble.

    3. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      I think everyone is looking to cause him problems, especially cops.

    4. Rob

      Rob

      In his defense she was eating skittles and minding her own business at the time

  22. ZimZam arrested AGAIN. This guy is stupid as shit

    1. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      He's no Rob Ford, who hasn't been arrested yet.

    2. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      Woah, now. There is no way the cops/media is going to let zimmerman live in peace.

  23. Massacre you absolute bastard. Where was the PSA for everybody that there was a comic book show on AMC?

    1. Massacre

      Massacre

      I have long been past the point of thinking anyone gave a shit about comics. Had I known, I would have made an announcement.

    2. narcolepsy

      narcolepsy

      I'm always down to watch a couple of dorks sit in a basement and talk comic books

    3. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      Put me down as someone not cool enough to read comic books