GunSmith 2452 Report post Posted December 13, 2013 Plot twist: They're not made of Holocaust victims' skin, but the foreskin of thousands of circumcised Jews. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gtagrl 4317 Report post Posted December 13, 2013 Does that mean the lampshade gets bigger when it's turned on? 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted December 13, 2013 Nope. They all had phimosis. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GunSmith 2452 Report post Posted December 25, 2013 Go to Turkey, but don't rape anyone, Analog. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian 972 Report post Posted December 26, 2013 Bumping a dead topic for post counts like a boss Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GunSmith 2452 Report post Posted December 26, 2013 Once again, comrade: I have nothing to gain by increasing my post count. Unlike some folks, I'm happy with myself and don't feel the need to compensate for my glaring character flaws via my online persona. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian 972 Report post Posted December 26, 2013 Simple joke... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TwoFacedTanner 278 Report post Posted January 14, 2014 I know I am 8 pages and a few weeks late on this but the Balkans are some of the most beautiful lands I've ever laid my eyes on. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian 972 Report post Posted January 14, 2014 Beautiful women too, Tanner would know? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnalogKid2112 163 Report post Posted May 9, 2014 Just about 3 1/3 months left... Still so much planning to do. Sadly, it seems I'll have to skip France for this trip. Their strict reservation requirements on most rails completely throw off my desire to be spontaneous in my destinations this trip. Instead, from Freiburg I'm going to explore Switzerland instead of going to Paris. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kerri93 4 Report post Posted June 5, 2014 I live in the UK and my favourite European city is Barcelona, beautiful culture, cuisine and sights. There's nothing else like it really. If you're going to choose between London and Paris, definitely London. Paris is too expensive and fashion obsessed. Rome is worth seeing I guess, mainly for the Gelato though. Amsterdam seemed nice, but then I've never been outside of the airport Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Barrybran 851 Report post Posted June 6, 2014 I chose Paris over London and don't regret it. I'm sure London is nice but there was nothing that attracted me there. Paris is beautiful. Expensive, fucking hard to find a toilet and the people don't give a shit that you're there, even if they're supposed to be helping you, but beautiful. Amsterdam is probably great for partygoers and overrated for everyone else. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Indy 350 Report post Posted June 7, 2014 There's more to do in Amsterdam than hookers and weed... I think. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob 1390 Report post Posted June 7, 2014 Really? I guess I wasn't there that long then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian 972 Report post Posted June 7, 2014 I chose Paris over London and don't regret it. I'm sure London is nice but there was nothing that attracted me there. Paris is beautiful. Expensive, fucking hard to find a toilet and the people don't give a shit that you're there, even if they're supposed to be helping you, but beautiful. Amsterdam is probably great for partygoers and overrated for everyone else. Plus, I heard flying KLM is amazing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firm 982 Report post Posted June 7, 2014 There's more to do in Amsterdam than hookers and weed... I think. I certainly didn't find out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kerri93 4 Report post Posted June 8, 2014 KLM sandwiches are the meaning of life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnalogKid2112 163 Report post Posted June 9, 2014 I live in the UK and my favourite European city is Barcelona, beautiful culture, cuisine and sights. There's nothing else like it really. If you're going to choose between London and Paris, definitely London. Paris is too expensive and fashion obsessed. Rome is worth seeing I guess, mainly for the Gelato though. Amsterdam seemed nice, but then I've never been outside of the airport I am going to none of those places, except Rome. Oh yeah, I haven't given any updates. Well it turns out most of France requires reservations on their trains that both cost money and must be made a week in advance. Since the general theme of this trip is spontenaety, that pretty much rules out France for me. Shame, I was really eager to see the Louvre. Another time. I've decided to replace France with an adventure through Switzerland. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnalogKid2112 163 Report post Posted July 3, 2014 Places I'm now considering visiting if the opportunity presets itself: Netherlands (countryside, but possibly Amsterdam), Belgium, Hungary(Budapest), Austria. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trathen 15 Report post Posted August 5, 2014 you could come to the uk. Liverpool is a lovely city, lots of other nice places as well. London is ok if you're into that generic tourist shite edit: yeah, little bump, mah bad Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
