Ace Of Spades

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  1. Bought a nice tv a few weeks ago, 43' 4k, today i'm taking it back because it's already got an issue. Thanks RCA... 

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    2. CaPn bOnEs
    3. Ace Of Spades

      Ace Of Spades

      Been meaning to ask, how the hell do i find you gents on the discord?

    4. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      Sent you a link, check your Messages here ?

  2. God Damn! That trailer had me giddy, game of the year without a doubt.

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    2. TreeFitty

      TreeFitty

      Looked good to me. Although I was focusing more on the locations for the mapping topic. :P

    3. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      Fallout 76 is GOTY even tho it is shitty online.

       

    4. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      I doubt that Q. It's going to be FO4 with a new map, multiplayer and twice as unstable - it'll be fun, but that's it.

       

      I think the problem with my RDR2 hype is i've already splurged over the past two years waiting for it, now my balls are shriveled and empty. I've been playing the old GTAs recently and it made me think, it's only ever been Rockstar games that have made my balls tingle, there's just something about them... a wholeness that other games don't have.

       

  3. Damn you Rockstar, making me pre order a game. Feel like that's the only way there will be a copy left on the afternoon release day.

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    2. Ace Of Spades

      Ace Of Spades

      I thought about that briefly, and with how much detail they seem to have put into this one i'd say it's plausible. "Meet my horse, Mister Fister"

    3. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      Think i'll call mine Flopperdong McDonkeybollocks.

    4. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      Name of my horse is gonna be prolapsed empaler.

  4. any good gaming TVs in the 32in+ range for in and about $400? Skyrim blew up my TV a few weeks back.

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    2. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      They're not the same company,  but Walmart would have something in your price range for sure.

    3. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      I don’t know why I didn’t think of this sooner, but amazon has great deals on tvs. TCL is a good amazon brand, and people seem to like the TVs they but out...

       

      https://www.amazon.com/s?k=tcl+4k&ref=is_s

    4. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      Also manufacturer refurbished is basically new but you might get 30% off the normal price. Looked at a few of those myself.

  5. Yesterday i coughed at a tree and a flock of birds flew out. So i'm pretty sure i'm Dragonborn.

  6. It echoes in here...

    1. CaPn bOnEs
    2. Ace Of Spades

      Ace Of Spades

      BOOOOOB....booooob......booooo.........

  7. Hmmm. I fucking love fried egg sammages.

    1. CaPn bOnEs
    2. Pobjason

      Pobjason

      even better when a hot woman makes it for you

  8. Well, now people will stop asking for a jetpack. But i won't stop asking for more muscle cars. 

  9. Pro Tip: Don't consign on a phone plan that isn't yours. I'm sure that sounds trivial, but when there's a girl and a smooth salesman involved sense kinda slips away. So past self, fuck you.

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    2. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      Tell me you tapped that bitch...

    3. Ace Of Spades

      Ace Of Spades

      Yeah i'm thinking it's something along those lines Dio, how'd he get out of it? Murder? 

       

      Sure are grl, sure are. Hopefully i can get it sorted out this week. 

       

      QD would've been fun but i could do without the Goneherpisyphilis.

    4. DiO

      DiO

      He didn't get out of it. He's still dating her lol 

  10. Is there a way for me to make this black and green again? With all this white i feel like Trump won. 

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    2. The Goon

      The Goon

      chrome like a sane human being.

    3. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      It's only available to staff and gold members while they work on it. 

    4. DuPz0r

      DuPz0r

      Ah that makes sense then. :)

  11. so they gave me a tour of the plant today, hopefully i get hired. It's real nice in there, plus it's continental shifts so that'll be 2 days on, 2 days off then 3 on and 3 off, i might actually be around more on Tuesdays now.

    1. CaPn bOnEs

      CaPn bOnEs

      we saw you were online yesterday, but ignored our requests...

    2. Ace Of Spades

      Ace Of Spades

      Did i? i might've left it AFK, i went to bed at 9.

    3. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      We always send invites to whoever's online, in game or not.

  12. Job interview Monday morning. Might be getting a life soon.

  13. "So tell me, why do you want to work here?" "My gas light came on."

    1. DiO
    2. Rob

      Rob

      Favourite interview exchange. What's your greatest weakness? I'm too honest. That doesn't seem like a weakness to me. I don't give a fuck what you think.

    3. Ace Of Spades
  14. Got invited to a bachelor party, strip clubs and liquor ftw.

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    2. Ace Of Spades

      Ace Of Spades

      I'll try my best to be a responsible drunk browser of boobs, it's in the falls bones i'll launch you a beer over the lake bud.

    3. CaPn bOnEs
    4. Ace Of Spades

      Ace Of Spades

      i'll tell you what, when it's my bachelor party i'm inviting you guys.

  15. I had a dream i asked The Dude if he'd ever seen The Big Lebowski, far out man.

    1. CaPn bOnEs

      CaPn bOnEs

      did you ask him who the walrus was?

    2. Ace Of Spades

      Ace Of Spades

      Donny is the walrus.

      Shut the fuck up walrus!

    3. Pobjason
  16. Absinthe, not even once.

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    2. Ace Of Spades

      Ace Of Spades

      Yeah I'm gonna stick to my kahlua and milk.

    3. Firm

      Firm

      Absinthe. Brings back fond memories of Prague. Well, it would if I could remember...

    4. Ace Of Spades

      Ace Of Spades

      Yep, friend of mine was hospitalized the next day. I wasn't even hungover, it's good to be a heavyweight sometimes.

  17. Was there always an add for liberty city tourism.com?

    1. Pobjason

      Pobjason

      i dont remember seeing one ace

    2. Ace Of Spades

      Ace Of Spades

      Yeah it was a radio add on the rock station, I can't recall hearing it myself.

  18. Applying for a factory job today, wish me luck. Or send money so I don't have to work anymore.

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    2. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      Good luck. If you get it, please be extra careful around repetitive strain injuries and hazards in the workplace. Can't play guitar or work on cars if your fingers or ears get damaged.

    3. Jizzy

      Jizzy

      Also, don't give any money to your family members.

    4. Ace Of Spades

      Ace Of Spades

      you're a good man weev. Gtagrl yeah I'll definitely try my best not to overdo it, if I get in I don't plan on being there forever, just long enough to get some capital to start my business and a few courses. Hope I get in, after 6 months I get benefits here too. I really hope I get in, I need a job with a schedule.

  19. Thanks for putting windows on my mamba rockstar. Jackasses.

    1. DuPz0r

      DuPz0r

      Windows 10 kiss my ass!

    2. Ace Of Spades

      Ace Of Spades

      Yeah! Fuck them right in the ear too!

  20. R.I.P. Lemmy :(

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    2. Darth Sexy

      Darth Sexy

      You are a sick man, bOnEs.

    3. cuda

      cuda

      You have. You just don't know it.

    4. CaPn bOnEs

      CaPn bOnEs

      i'm sure i've heard a song or two...

  21. Guess what fuckers! Ace has his own ps4 now! And a samurai sword for the impending zombie apocalypse.

    1. Brian

      Brian

      Post videos of you cutting watermelons with it

    2. Ace Of Spades

      Ace Of Spades

      You know, I think I will once it get it sharpened.

    3. Brian

      Brian

      Fruit ninja live

  22. Tampa and snow live now

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    2. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      I CAN HAS 4 TAMPAs

    3. Ginginho

      Ginginho

      If Rockstar weren't so stingy, I'd buy you all a Tampa for Christmas...

    4. CaPn bOnEs

      CaPn bOnEs

      if only i could of truly tested it after i bought it... damn snow...

  23. PSA, don't change your VIP organization name unless you want $50000 less money's, it put sand in dios vagina. Nobody likes a sandy vagina.

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    2. DuPz0r
    3. TreeFitty

      TreeFitty

      The yacht has similar ridiculous pricing to change things.

    4. TheLunaticFringe

      TheLunaticFringe

      But I put sand in dios vagina every time I race on Igta night.

      I fucking hate my bad driving.

  24. Well, this update didn't disappoint. And I'm only scratching the surface.

    1. TreeFitty

      TreeFitty

      A whole fucking Gig of stuff.

    2. Darth Sexy

      Darth Sexy

      It hasn't launched on Steam yet :(