Stoic Person Eater

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    I enjoyed this game on both the PS2 and then again on the 360 for the achievements. One of the best parts of the 360 game were the biology class dissections.

    I've all but 100%'d the game, I'm somewhere in the 80% mark. There are a shitfuckton of collectibles standing between me and the 100%. Perhaps I'll try to get it back one day. I'd like to have that in my list of 1000/1000 games.

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    As I said in your status post - the show has gotten very tired. Lots of shit and fart jokes. They said "shit" last night... yawn. When they did this years ago, it was a big deal - they set a huge standard that paved the way for shows like "It's Always Sunny" and other shows that get away with saying shit after 10PM.

    I love South Park. I've seen EVERY episode. Some of them I hold dear to my heart. I can tell you where I was when I first saw the episode. Some episodes remind me of girlfriends or hanging with my friends.

    My wife and I say "Si, si fly" as a positive response to everything we say.

    South Park has had lots of great episodes, but last night's episode was a metaphor for how I feel about the show.

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    I know I'm about three months late on this but, fuck it, we'll do it live. Names ParkandRide, I am from the States and going to school here in sunny Florida. Graduating in December (hopefully), with a Bachelors of Science in Environmental Science then hopefully finding a job in this shitty economy. Been an avid fan of the GTA series and bought both GTA 3 and GTA Vice City before I even had a PS2. :blink: Anyways found this site recently while mozing the interwebs and I liked what I saw. Haven't found the time to play games recently but am looking forward to what I have been seeing at E3 this year. But, that's about it, I see most of you have similar tastes in humor as I do so I'll try this site out before you chase me away =p

    Hey dicknose, I'm the Florida representative. Find another GTA site to lurk on.

    Just kidding. You can help me track down and crucify Psyware when he comes to Orlando to suck off Mickey Mouse.

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    Fucking hate that. I'd try the RRoD warranty before you crack those Microsoft seals.

    I had a friend fix mine, it worked for almost 6 months and started shitting out again. I did the towel trick and took it into Gamestop to trade in for a new system. It worked long enough for them to give me $125 store credit for it.

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    I'm just getting into Dead Money now.

    My time away from New Vegas served me well and I'm now full of zeal for the game again after beating most of the main story endings. I'll get into Honest Hearts shortly after wrapping up Dead Money, which will probably be pretty soon.

    I met God/Dog last night and recruited him. The ghost people don't stand a fucking chance now.

    Sorry for bringing up old DLC.

    Interesting. It would be nice to hear what different kinds of people have to say about the game, I imagine there are plenty of references to things I'm not familiar with and thus didn't notice were there.

    Also, Jewish? Is he only Jewish in religion, or is there some ethnic Jew in there as well? You've never struck me as being of Jewish descent.

    Tanner's a jew? Half jew?

    Interesting note, after telling my Jewish dad about this game(and particular addon) he informed me that Joshua led the tribes of Israel to take over Canaan.

    I forgot what he said about Daniel, I'll have to ask him next time I see him or talk to him. Seeing as he lives hours away and usually only talks about religion, that probably won't be for a while.

    He was one of the twelve spies sent by Moses to explore and report on the land of Canaan (Numbers 13:16-17), and only he and Caleb gave an encouraging report, a reward for which would be that only these two of the spies would enter the promised land (Numbers 14:23-24).

    He was commander at their first battle after exiting Egypt, against the Amalekites in Rephidim (Exodus 17:8-16), in which they were victorious.

    According to Joshua 1:1-9, Moses appointed Joshua to succeed him as leader of the Israelites. The first part of the book of Joshua covers the period when he led the conquest of Canaan.

    Thanks, Wikipedia.

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    Some gal sent me this of herself:

    la_noir_by_lovely_mint_jelly-d3gqtpj.jpg

    Gross.

    Plus I think you're lying.

    What happens if you blow a mission or convict the wrong person? I am intrigued by this game, but I'm not ready for it.

    nothing, you move on and get chewed out by your superior for convicting the wrong person... the only thing it hurts is your final case score... you can't fail a mission per-say... you can fail a chase, or shoot the wrong person, or die... but when that happens the game loads the last checkpoint... there's no wrong ways to reach the conclusion of a mission...

    it's what makes the first playthrough fun... no need to restart the case if you messed something up... just roll with your decisions and worry about that stuff the next time thru the story...

    Would you say you're interested in another playthrough?

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    Also born in 1988. Massacre we should join forces and call ourselves the Crazy 88's

    I dont think its been trademarked yet has it??

    GTFO. There were millions of people born in 88. I was just commenting on Massy's babyface. Stop thread-hijacking-off.

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    I read this article on CNN about the fake bin Laden pictures circulating and being printed on newspapers for hype. Article is shit, but I found the first picture of the man with the FAKE ARM reading the newspaper with the FAKE PICTURE. I loved it. Fucking photojournalists, crack me up.

    http://www.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/asiapcf/05/03/bin.laden.fake.photo/index.html?hpt=T1

    Also, I was looking for an Osama bin Laden mask to create my own death photo and get started on my "Zombie Osama" Halloween Costume - when I came upon the shittiest mask ever created. But I'll buy it just because of the incredible sales description.

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    http://www.dinodirect.com/mask-latex-osama-bin-laden-costume-halloween.html

    Fucking sold. Dinodirect. Ha.

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    Not my fault I sit on this website all day "reporting" what I find on other news sites and blogs and creating topics. Hooray, my thread about the biggest news story of 2011 is getting some traffic by the eight active members. I just wish they would take my posts seriously! Bwah!

    Congrats.