GunSmith

I always thought that blackwildbeast was just a fan that rambled on about the possibilities of airplanes in GTA V, rocked the Johnny Bravo avatar, and made topics about "GTA 5 crazy stuff with drugs and alchohol!". Today...he proved me wrong.

Welcome! In the future, when you want to insert an image into a post, copy the URL and click on the Polaroid icon in the Text Editor (it has a tree on it) and paste it in the box that comes up. It'll put the image in like this. Lazy people such as myself don't want to click on the URLs. EDIT: Forgot to put the image in. Durr...

Perhaps peds will record that on their iFruits.

Wow, blackwildbeast, good eye. I hope that's not unique to that cutscene.

It completely escaped me that that was a pickup towing that trailer.

Looks like a footprint to me. Coud be wrong. Wow, I voiced my disagreement like a proper asshole. Sorry about that.

Didn't really look like a map of Los Santos.

Oh, good. I feel a lot better about Michael's character now. Thanks, Mass.

The rides aren't stationary. For those that give a shit.

I 'd reading that last bit. It's even better if you read it in an Alabama accent. Tanner, can you please read that out loud and put it on Vocaroo?

It was probably the nudity.

Thanks a lot.

For those that give a shit, the rides are not stationary. Here are a few things I noticed about each trailer: Michael Appears to have a very close relationship with his therapist. The doctor may play a large role in Michael's storyline. Has an advanced (in comparison to other protagonists) fighting style; catches a man in the face with an elbow. Is seen picking up a chair and destroying a TV with it. Put Tracy in an armbar and shoved her, prompting her to scream "I HATE YOU!". Micheal proceeded to calmly turn on the TV. Franklin The vertical "liquor" sign that was visible in an artwork (and also in Trevor's trailer) is visible in the first frame. Dirigible is visible over the dealership (appears lower than in other appearances). Friend accuses Frank of being a "snee-eye-itch". Subtle foreshadowing, perhaps? Street racing scene cuts to a cockpit view of (presumably) a police helicopter. May be the cinematic camera in action. Some graphic nudity follows the street race. The *ahem* exotic entertainer is revealing quite a bit. "Cash and Carry" artwork is played out in-game, with the same lighting of LS at dusk. Police bodies fly from the cruiser, which is missing doors from the collision. Following the flood control chase, a setting seen earlier in the trailer is revisited: a house that is down the street from the Compton Court. The same car is parked out front as before, perhaps suggesting that it is part of the same cutscene as before. A man is murdered in the bright light of a tactical flashlight. Weapon customization, perhaps? Trevor A man, probably Trevor, is seen pissing in the corner of his meth lab. (Fun fact: a meth cook wouldn't do that, as the fumes from the urine's ammonia can react with the fumes present during cooking and ruin a batch or cause an explosion) As he is called a hillbilly by a disembodied voice, the same vertical "liquor" sign is visible on a street in Sandy Shores (a parody of Bombay Beach) as was visible early in Franklin's trailer. Clubs a guy square in the face by the Alamo Sea. Friendship with Michael is rekindled upon sight (likely first time since the "old days"), as Trevor lifts Michael in a bear hug. (Is that Michael's therapist on the right? Could it be that the therapist is responsible for Michael's re-entry into the game? Could also be Ron.) Next frame, Trevor leans over a wooden balcony as a man (Ron?) tells him to "go and ruin someone else's home furnishings!" Trevor flies a biplane over a hangar-like structure that has the Vapid logo. He strangles an old man in an area that looks like Rockford Hills. The man's wife swats Trevor upside the head with her purse. Prepares to torture a man with jumper cables (a special ability?) Has a fondness for mammary glands, as he congratulates Michael's wife on her "nice new tits". Confesses to "abandonment issues", and he sees a "shrink" weekly. Is heard laughing as he drives a car into an oncoming train. "You want me to get my dick out again?", with a serious expression on his face. This game is gonna be great.

How are you capturing your screencaps, josh? Curious because it appears effective.

I believe he meant "The LAN for my school restricts access to the popular video sharing site, YouTube. If there is a way I may be able to remedy this problem, will you fine people please enlighten me?"

I was avoiding disciplinary action rape from the mods.

Would like to take this opportunity to thank everyone that voted for me! Thanks, guys!

Man, it seems like you just can't get good pork ribs at Chinese restaurants anymore.

Wow, what a show! Can't wait!

Try YouTube. If the URL for YouTube at your school has an "s" after "http", remove the s and try that. Thanks for quoting it three times. I love hearing my own words. Alright, Kenny. If it's Jonah Hill, I'll buy you a copy of GTA V.

And Ned Luke hasn't been confirmed to be providing voice talent, has he, Kenny? Oh, wait, the topic. The trailers were good, I can't wait.

No, he's not. Rockstar doesn't intend to work with any more celebrities in the future. They described that in the GI article.

Oh? So we can assume that the others that have encountered the same problem are also kissin' ass?

Feck off, I can't help agreeing with so many of our members.

I know. And sure he would. Who'd expect a serial killer amidst extreme bible thumping conservatives?