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Dup was a little drunk so he was facing the wrong way. I reminded him where the car line up was. there that's a little better. Now the photo is worth turning off the HUD for After a bit we actually started to drive rally cars. Got a bit side tracked with the new truck I had my MTU setting fucked around so I got dropped. Got a nice NPC kill on Weev early in the night. Is it racist the Asian characters always look like they know karate when doing melee attacks? The first and only actual rally we did. Ace as my co-driver Fanboy's race. Just after the starting grid. It makes us look like we were actually in a decent convoy Ace drifting My new capture. Tropos Raillye Gtagrl and Dup frig up the jump. Drive-by on gtagrl bye Taking down JFK His Bike is trying to do the jump without him I enter the jump to try and clear some of the dead bikes then Dup comes smashing by I end up on top of JFK's corpse. Here was Ace going a little fast in a race and blowing up at the bottom of a mountain. It looks like shit because non-contact was on but I promised Ace I would get a picture of it I wasted so much time turning off the HUD on that first pic. Not doing that again. Dam non contact Here is the new game mode. I take down Dup and Gtagrl. One of them was the target Hey gtagrl, see the grenade? Do you?! Do you?! I guess you do now. Here is Dup's sexy looking rally race. Non-contact so just a bunch of selfies basically. Here is a bunch from my new deathmatch. Revolvers and a fuckload of revolving gates. Whose killing Ace? O it was me. Yeah the gates made it impossible to float my camera around the map a lot. Hardly any pics of anyone else killing besides me. taking down JFK nice blood nice face and eyebrows I took down Dup after that too because why not? He started it. Fanboy kills Dup this time. I then kill Fanboy. Good thing Old Man Kuz has his glasses on. making good use out of them sights. I love it when it looks like they're puking blood. another awkward pain close up oh noes! I hope Ace doesn't know I'm here. I guess he didn't. But he know now. The more you know Ace! Just some cars falling out of Ace's Titan. No big deal. and I stick the landing BMX does an epic wheelie up a hill. I got a video of this for later. Gtagrl leaves. I try a new approach for killing an NPC. Running them over. I can't complain with the results. Fanboy tries to get in on it but he is retarded ( or to be more politically correct, Technically smart. ) and he smashes the wall instead. Cynical had a glitch going where he could teleport like in the creator. If you were in a vehicle with him you would get teleported too. Me, BMX and Weev joined him. Now that's "Austin Powersed" sending it at the golf course the end

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BMX jumping over top while I perfectly do the loop. I land the loop, 10/10 landing I assure you. No need for any follow up pictures. bashing into the fence then BMX a derp Jizzy upfront in one of the few races Jason has made. Dup's capture, "catching air" Jizzy flying up to bump into Gtagrl bye Gtagrl Disgruntled but still alive Firework for me in my race. Yay me Earlier in the race with a tighter pack. BMX and Jizzy up front The clusterfuck of gates Here is one for the books. Zentornos vs BMXs. it worked pretty good. Bones barely missing BMX And even closer on hitting me Another near miss for Bones? No I get rocked. Super lucky to still be on the platform The next round me and BMX wanted the same car. Orange for lyfe Me heading for Jizzy. Will Jizzy get lucky? ...no bye Jizzy BMX taking down Bones Some nice scorpion legs action bye Bones Dup's skate park Killing R2 real quick while he was AFK Here is the trippy ending of one of the races I found. You can't tell but I'm actually going straight up a building Into a loop Then a tunnel made of blimps And here's probably a job we will actually play again. Extreme hill climb. They somehow have an unlimited amount of vehicles falling. Bones getting rocked. he didn't die but it sure knocked him back. gtagrl with a lot coming her way Doesn't end well. Didn't kill her though. It's actually hard to get killed this way while on a BMX Jizzy gets hit As do I, and R2 on foot. A lot of shit piles up a the bottom R2 survived that first one. But not this. Yup, very much dead Excuse me R2's corpse. I'm trying to get by.

For the next time we play it. I guess some people were lost. If you don't like the long entrance of the hardest one, stick to the easy tubes. The hardest is now worth 4 points actually. And there are only 2 teams so I think people will be less spread out. If you respawn a bit far away at times, I'm sorry but Rockstar still hasn't perfected the spawn areas. There isn't anything I can do. Car line up of the new thing. Bones's, Mine's, Fanboys's. Someones wrecked Tula. I think this was BMX's fault. Notice anything weird about this picture? If you said there was a slight black blur above Fanboy's head that are the helicopter blades of what BMX is flying, you were right. He got me BMX is just sendin it. ( "It" being me ) Then I think Jizzy blew him up. Before we did any real scuba diving we did a nice rampage. Ooo...perdy lights from policemen dying Fanboy with the explosive shotgun Ooo...perdy lights from policemen dying Here is Bones's contriution to the rampage Ooo...perdy lights from policemen and Bones dying A near miss from an RPG I guess I can stop shooting them Ooo...perdy lights from policemen dying I didn't know who that was but it turns out it was Bones's handy work boat race. getting a surprising amount of air My race, Aqua transitions Weev still looking like Bones a little Tip for whoever is in the green there. Stick to the outside of the stairs I noticed you keep the suba hood up when you get in a boat. I wish I could walk around like this. Here is one of my Scuba tubes for those who never had a chance to get in one. Here is an ungraceful exit from the capture bag playform No smooth dive for me. Me and Fanboy roll in to deliver the bag but BMX was waiting for us. Fanboy distracts him while I deliver it. Bones then takes the elevator up to back up BMX Fanboy kills BMX. Bones was just too late There is too much of a clusterfuck of stabbing for me to get this looking half decent. But Fanboy kills Bones too. Here is Jizzy I think attacking me during Dup's diving LTS. Fanboy comes in to save my ass Jizzy died Here is all of us parachuting into the water from Weev's Miljet JFK splats against the plane He does a couple of times I think this is my first photo of a mid air bloodbath Free falling past Bones Into the water Me and Weev at the shipwreck Me and Fanboy take out the Subcars Weev Fanboy Kuz showed up in a Kracken Pictures from the video above Dup's seashark race. Fanboy for some reason running around on foot Me and JFK smash into him Made me do a wheelie ( do you call it a wheelie on a jet ski? ) Weev, Me and Kuz right at the end of that race. What's in Kuz's hand? He didn't drop a sticky, did he? Hmm don't know. Kuz isn't that big of a dick. Sure looks like a sticky bomb though Strange. My clip ends right here for some reason. I guess we will never know what actually happened. some transforming poo cloud underwater poo Speaking of poo. My water deathmatch, "Poo Tanks" Being sliced by Weev. I slice back Weev dead Stabbing gtagrl. Whose that into the background? I didn't even know Kuz was chasing BMX on the skinny ledge lmfao Back to check up on gtagrl. She dead. Looks like Kuz might have gotten BMX Yup he sure did And kicks him after lmfao the end

Ohhhh. I should figure out how to lagswitch drop so I can go on a NPC killing rampage.

Lol when the fuck were you able to kill my NPC? When I launched the playlist?

I come back from mixing a drink to find this. Never go AFC when BonesMX is driving DibOnes and The real Bones After many attempts of diving a vehicle into the gas pumps, DibOnes felt it best to get it over with Bad news for BonesMX and The Real Bones Looks like WeevDaBones got taken out as well Some scooting in an impromptu race DibOnes races dirty. The Real Bones, BonesMX, Fanbones, BonesGrl and DibOnes DibOnes and BonesMX just sending it DibOnes vs BonesMX DibOnes with some scooter stunts And bailing mid air, as is tradition Narrowly missing WeevDaBones FanBones vs DibOnes Fanbones then gets run over by Jizzin4Bones ouch DibOnes gets taken out by Fanbones We did have a nice car line up untill BonesMX showed up and ran over our cars in the dump truck He gave the cars a derpface derp FanBones takes out BonesGrl BonesMX vs DibOnes end

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BMX is bmxing The first and only random line up with Weev and Bones Using the rocket to launch BMX back worked decently Again but this time with a full blast. We will for sure have to try this again up a ramp or off a mountain. Releasing the wrath on the line up while Bones tries to show off his car BMX was waiting for Fanboy to get in his car across the street so he could ram him as soon as he got in. No one saw the ped coming that then ran over Fanboy and killed him. BMX sending it And bailing as is tradition he doesn't seem to mind falling to his death The car lands first Fanboy trying to shoot me with the havoc I got auto aim lol Right in the noggin Down goes Fanboy Now in an MC together, Fanboy and I couldn't lock on each other. Hitting him with no lock is quite hard. he tried bombing me BMX does some more BMXing ( dressed as Rob ) We felt it was a good idea to try and give him a smack while he rode up the rail Direct hit A quick one of Rob Fanboy's Race. Jizzy fucks me at the first turn Hey Weev... Hi! Kuz takes out Jizzy Jizzy takes out Kuz. I promised Jizzy I would take too many pictures of this. Gtagrl vs Rob She kills Rob but I stumble in front of him and ruin the shot. A gunbutt on Fanboy's friend. Fuckin HUD Not everyone listened. lol. I've since removed the pipe bombs from the job. ; And added this in One good thing did come from Kuz not entering the trucks. By the last round everyone said fuck it and went around on foot. Me and Fanboy's friend had it out with pipe bombs. Doesn't look good for me. No idea how this didn't kill me. A few more cause I don't often get a chance to get a pic of myself getting blown up I sit up like the Undertaker The trippy ending to a race I couldn't take this turn at full speed. Bones and BMX blaze by me. Bones was pretty proud of himself for keeping up with BMX Until he fucked it up hard. end

this is from last week but it's randomness sets the mood for this week I think

here are some from Monday. Me and JFK trying out the new sports cars. they were made for the snow. Dup's float bridge These medics did some parkour to check on the victim me and kuz sort it out BMX has a custom ramp buggy it worked....ok its still good, its still good maybe not who ordered the extra crispy monkey? taking down gtagrl's NPC Now Tuesday Night Weev crashes our line up my car! I make him pay with fireworks Doug ( Ace ) joins in There's one way to have fireworks on the new year Weev bails watch out for that..... ...pole thats what you get BMX spent the whole race fucking with Weev while he was AFK running over bmx a longshot at Bones BMX is still at it Lets make it more interesting for him Jizzy gets sandwiched between me and Fanboy me and Jizzy in the first fight of the job I win We won the round so Doug jumps off ...Doug Jizzy just about eliminates me I bail Me and Jizzy round 2 I win A snowball fight with gtagrl I win the agony and again my usual gtagrl whiplash pictures are usually more bloody but this will do. one last time gtagrl: What? I didn't get rocked by a snowball. I am just doing a sexy pose one for Fanboy when he was feeding his lizard ( AFK ) bottoms up Panto Soccer Doug scores the first point Weev pays the death toll I get the next Doug'd turn to die. Bones has a plan of his own a death is a death Fanboy and Doug work together to get another. I thought I had more clips of this. It worked fairly well. I want to either make a larger map for this. Or find a job like it. the soccer ball works pretty good for it. kicking Doug fanboy kicks Jizzy Killing Doug Killing Doug Dirty Kuz Roll against Bones killing Bones racing Doug found a way to give the Deluxo a good kickstart to the air. Rocket it away I got 1 more video ill post later

some fun from Friday Me and fanboy showing off our liveries Me flying with mercy on the gun Dup's crawler in the snow. The job ended taking us 20 minutes. It was Fanboy's idea. this dam part lol Finally over that rock. That's the hardest bit Derkaderkastan in the snow Hey JFK! Hi He put on his terrorist get up for the job. What a guy. taking out Mercy A weird looking slick back haired Kuz takes out Mercy Will Kuz gunbutt JFK too? Nope. He gets shot in the head instead by......drum roll please... Fanboy. Yeah you probably though it was going to be another pic of me killing someone didn't you? Here is a glory close up for Fanboy as it seems I happen to get a lot of pictures of him dying. Here is from the above video where JFK fucked me up hard. Teamwork from me and Fanboy to take out R2 Me heading for Kuz and JFK. Will this be some more great team work? no..... Sorry Kuz. My bad Me and fanboy doing the "teamwork" thing properly again to take out Mercy I got out of my truck for a end of the round celebration. What you can't tell from this photo is Mercy did not bail from her truck and was alive on the ground awaiting the countdown. Unfortunately for my team, Fanboy and I only found this out after we both jumped off the platform for a funny ending. We both splat on the ground and died before Mercy was counted out. The other team ended up winning. the Hermes and the Yosemite do not handle the snow well. JFK crashes R2 crashes Excuse me, I'd like to get by now. The last snow race.

Correction, that is BMX from the future

the new slashers mode. Taking down BMX ( I think ) Hey Mercy... Hi. BMX gunbutts Mercy I gunbutt gtagrl ( i think ) Weev takes out BMX I show up Short gun fight weev goes down The clusterfuck in the Christmas tree shaped race. I narrowly escape it More Slashers. My team taking out Mercy and JFK Weev went AFK. Me, BMX, Mercy and Jizzy started beating his car. It went on for awhile, everyone else joined in. poor weev It went on for awhile as it's dark out now. BMX with the gas. Jizzy throws a Molotov Bones goes down with the ship Everyone jumping on Jizzys car while he does hover mode donuts Forgot to put down the HUD ffs. I take out Kuz and Bones in 1 shot Say hi to Bone's new account/character Jizzy vs Kuz This job was mad me and Mercy team up to get BMX And Kuz Weev was doing that long winded "freak out" emotion right in the middle of the job for some reason Taking out BMX Jizzy gets Bones and gtagrl I hang back to try and avoid the clusterfuck in the first corner of blockloland. didn't really work Passing Kuz while Kuz was stuck. he was yelling at me to bump into him and get him unstuck....I didn't Kuz smashing Jizzy. Fucked him over pretty good. If it makes Jizzy feel better, I shoot Kuz with a missile I get a long shot on him. And Kuz fired back but the ramp saved my ass. Drifting in a really well made nascar job Weev right behind me taking down Jizzy end

Here's some shit from Friday Night Me vs BMX I lost Round 2 I win Vs Jizzy I win Jizzy, someone, someone, me, BMX ( I think). Fuckin masks. I can't tell whose who BMX sitting like a cool guy Sweaters in a hot tub... makes sense? Casey showed up Kuz throwing snowball at me while I try to call in a car. Casey then came in like a wrecking ball Snow balls fights, JFK flrying his Deluxo while Bones tried to shoot down the plane Someone and someone else try to ram BMX off the platform. Someone goes down first Though Kuz was on my team, I was pretty drunk so I couldn't resist running him over. Kuz taking out gtagrl Bones ( I think ) hits Jizzy off Kuz you're going the wrong way Weev takes Jizzy off the 5 Not sure how or what happened in this clip but here is most of us floating with no cars Me and Jizzy head to hear at the start Doesn't go well gtagrl gets some air off the trucks in front of her. me coming up on a clusterfuck smashy smashy down goes gtagrl and BMX ( i think. fuckin masks ) Bones takes out someone Killing Fanboy in Dups urban Jungle Taking down Gtagrl's NPC when she left the lobby Got a good animation Brutal lol Good way to end the night.

---Weev all been naughty this year I'm sure--- TUE DEC 22 to Jan 2 - 11PM (GMT) / 6PM (EST) / 3PM (PST) --- Join us this Tuesday for iGTA Crew Night! #shenanigans, crew-created jobs, photo ops, streaming, etc... Join when you can, stay as long as you like, and please post your pics and videos here for all to enjoy! Crew nights are always more hilarious from multiple viewpoints, so show and tell your side of the story! If you created a new job, post a link here so the playlist DJs can bookmark it, or in the PSN group chat. Photos are occasionally featured at @iGrandTheftAuto. Please tag your crew content with #igta! --- Theme: Thanks @Mercy for the Christmas banner photo. I thought I would post the topic a bit early as the snow has arrived. We will carry the Christmas theme to the new year. BMX night was on the schedule but I think we usually do a new years party. Then it's no theme for @CFO Charles THEN we have a mystery theme that only gtagrl and I know what it is. so HA! If you can't make it for the actual iGTA night hopefully we will see a lot of you this weekend. Merry Fucking Christmas /gtagrl edited: to extend topic to include New Year's, like we did last year. Dress up for a party or come as you are - with fireworks! --- * Join the iGTA community here to be eligible for an invitation to the Social Club Crew. * Add crew staff on the Playstation Network to get invited to GTAO lobbies. PSN Names are underneath our forum avatars, along with Social Club, Twitter, etc. * Join anytime, the earlier the better. We start in a crew lobby, join via friends list or party chat. If you can't get in, ask for an invite, sometimes we end up in an invite-only after jobs. We round everyone up and send out fresh invites after each playlist. * If there's an "EVENT THEME", please dress appropriately. * NO CREW KILLING, unless #shenanigans happen or agreed upon. You're not in a public lobby, so save it for when you are. * NO DIRTY RACING! A number of our jobs have specific rules, so pay attention, read the description, and listen to the creator's instructions. * NO BULLET-PROOF HELMETS, SNACKS or GOING OFF-RADAR during competitive play. For GTA races, use pickups only (rockets, boost), no thrown explosives. * Don't ruin photo or video setups. No getting a 4-star wanted level when someone's staging a shot. Just don't. --- Upcoming Events: January 9 - No Theme January 16 - Mystery Theme (oooOOOooo) (Events Subject to Change depending on crew input or when Rockstar releases new DLC) Themes: All About Dat Vehicle Apocalypse Night, MC Night, Drift Night, Stunt Night, Off-Road, BMX Night, Lowriders, Rally Car, Supercars, Crotch Rockets, Motocross, Military Night, Muscle Cars, Classic Cars Show & Shine, Utility, Truckers All About Dat Outfit Crew Blue Night, 80s Night, Vinewood Night, FIB Night, Rock & Roll Night (KISS), Dapper Animals, Underpants Party, Bums, Toga, Cowboys, Pirates, Ninjas, GTA Characters, Rockabilly Night, Business Night, Wrestling/Fight Night, Purge Night, Steampunk Other theme suggestions are welcome!

just one from the banner photoshoot me and BMX sending it Sending it again, running over Broman. Unfortunately for Broman; BMX accidentally snagged his air plane me RaKuuuuz ogPUG420 Dups capture. Kuz vs Fanboy Kuz won but then the helicopter Fanboy crash landed blew up A missile for Bones A missile for JFK My capture. I have a capture bag and am fleeing from Dup Just grazed my foot Fanboy was in pursuit too But I get away Dup vs me vs JFK Fanboy said Dup's bodysuit was giving him funny feelings so I took this for fanboy. How do you feel now @CFO Charles? I win BMX gets the killshot on Broman even though he was falling to his death Dup vs Fanboy. Here is another angle for Fanboy. Snipers vs Ultralights. Broman dive bombs me He dies But with a bit of luck I get up again My divebomb on Fanboy Success Bones's divebomb on gtagrl It ended badly for both of them At this point Kuz was yelling "YOU BETA CUUUKS!" as he wheelie'd right off his bike Nemo's job. Death by Divebomb. Close calls for me Bones was getting a bit annoyed when his place wasn't blowing up to respawn The ending where Kuz had the capture bag and I made him jump out while upside down My clip ended with Kuz just relaxing in the grass.

Meh fuck xmas gear if there is no snow. The week after is scheduled for the xmas theme

Everyone keep in mind if there is snow, the altitude thing will be postponed and the theme will just be snow.

Here is a stream from Otiz. Me, @BRO_MAN , @Otiz P Jivefunk , and @IKILLYOU1324 playing gangbeasts. You know you want in on it

im hoping for some dicking around and a playlist before that but if people want to go straight into heists dont let me stop you

"Gang Beasts is an upcoming multiplayer beat 'em up party video game developed by Boneloaf and published by Double Fine Presents...blah blah blah" here is the trailer I was talking to @Otiz P Jivefunk and @TheLunaticFringe about it. It comes out tomorrow. It looks like a blast. You get a better understanding of the potential lawls with a video like this to skim through

the theme is wear/drive/fly new shit. Doesn't really need a name lol

I'm just hoping they don't do that cunty research thing again. That shit sucked

Riff Raff and Future Riff Raff win a good smackeroo on dup Kuz's deathmatch. Dup killing Bones. No blood splatter Hey gtagrl, Hi Killing fanboy mid air Fanboy killing Dup Killing Bones Killing Bones Killing Bones the big jump in Dup's parkour job BMX doesn't make it Getting run over by BMX Drives straight over me but gets me on the reverse stealing BMXs car Stealing gtagrl's car She then gets run over repeatedly by me and BMX Killing Fanboy Jizzy was only there for about 2 minutes but I manged to get a picture of him taking out gtagrl Taking out Dup Killing fanboys NPC I thought he was dead.... But nope. He got up. And I back to kick his ass some more ( literally ) Finally end