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The crossing of the streams Gtagrl and I looking pretty bondagey Hi Bones HUD on cause retardation. But we all get hit by a train I somehow live Fanboy and Bones do not Weev landed in the water so we got a bit closer than expected Got in a quick hit thrust before the round ended My turn for running Plinko Made it to the end will 1 grenade be enough? Yes Bones, Fanboy and I have a little accident Fanboy flys off the track. Kuz fucks up the first turn in BMX's race for a similar effect To be fair everyone fucked that turn up Fanboy was nice enough to hit a pole, letting me by. thanks Fanboy At this point Fanboy was proclaiming "Don't do it Dio!" I did it BMX shows me how to use a speed boost as a weapon I'd say it's learning the hard way but I will remember it. Weev wouldn't get out of my way. I had no choice Firetruck Fighting - Taking down Bones Shooting backwards on Kuz All aboard the Bati railway After that line up as Bones pointed out, all hell broke loose. We started to slap the shit out of each other Shooting BMX through glass Kuz kills Fanboy I kill Kuz Some interesting elevator footage. Weev camping and taking out Fanboy I put an end to that Fanboy fucks up the first corner in BMX's other race. Dup's magic pool floaty job. Who new an aircraft carrier would make such a good spiral? BMX flys off the track Taking down Gtagrl's NPC Fanboy boasted he left the lobby and his NPC disappeared so I couldn't get him. But his car was left behind Might aswell make it count With it on fire the stickies blow up in a different order rather than triggering them all a the same time The one on the back didn't blow until his car hit the roof. LAWL and done. Fuck you Fanboy

Saturday Night fun Ramping onto the truck with a little help from my friend WyldeRhoads. I was pretty drunk when I took these so I forgot to take off the HUD. Not that that doesn't happen when I'm sober. Wylde and BMX aimlessly kicking BMX going for a parachute jump I put a stop to it We got to play the new game mode early thanks to Cynical Creator and his modder friends. Wylde found a good parking spot Party at Gtagrl's Everyone trying to go in to check Truth's prostate Cheech actually showed up believe it or not Showing him my submarine car Some fireworks for Wylde

I made the bestest banner ever for our no theme nights. Comic sans is the best font. :| Lets kick off the topic with some Friday night fun For some reason Weev and BMX were working together. Shake and bake. Weev smashing into me. I recover, Weev doesn't and goes flying off the track A quick Sumo match. Eliminating Broman Jizzy kills gtagrl Then BMX gunbutts Broman Broman shotguns Jizzy Then I kill Broman Jizzy vs Broman, who wins? No one Taking down gtagrls NPC as she leaves the lobby Broman left the lobby and Truth had him trapped in the clothing store for awhile. We eventually let him out Truth gets the honour to smash his head I didn't realise at the time he turned into the green hair guy

got this just in case we were not coordinated enough for a group shot that is decent. I need something for next years banner However we were, and there was lots of beer and a line up clearly the best car there gtagrl got quite the show when she went AFC and when she got back The hell dome JFK dies gtagrl dies Annihilatron. Not sure who's dying here Taking down Nemo Going up Blazer Battle. Killing Weev gtagrl Nemo Shooting Weev in the head BMX takes out...someone Then I had a missile for BMX I think Bones might be going the wrong way For sure something wrong here Nemo gets dropped from the lobby Line up 2 Gtagrl's car. NPC Nemo dying in the background. And finally Nemo's car. It was ugly so I blew it up for almost ruining our GREEN ( not red ) car line up I like it much better this way I gave JFK a similar treatment as he fell asleep once again. Fagolas Galore 2 wheeling it We did this again. Backwards rockets for Weev And for BMX. I think Fanboy is in there somewhere too. IDK I was too far away. Fanboy chasing me down while I have the capture bag. He was closer than I thought. Way closer. But I got away. He tried to run me over after I delivered. But he got stuck in the bush and I shot him in the head. Better luck next time Fanboy. PS I then stole your truck.

an update that big wouldn't come out of no where. Probably new cars. Maybe 1 new one and weekly releases to follow.

a couple when I unlocked my revolver Taking down an NPC Fanboy after he got dropped and kick him once for good measure Taking down real Fanboy in a gta race taking down Kuz He flys off ass first pics of the above video I get gtragrl in a similar fashion Sending it with BMX Tractor stunts The wallride with Fanboy. He boosts and slipstreams past me in mid air But doesn't stick the landing The shootout in the job Bones linked me. This one looked pretty cool Taking out gtagrl then R2 ( I had to do a weird angle so you wouldn't see the health pack the dude out in the middle. Pick ups should be hidden in the editor, honestly ) Jizzy kills Bones BMX decides to hitch a ride with the train I don't appreciate vagrant stowaways At the yellow jack. Bones looking at me liEk "You crackas fo real?" Fanboy is for real, killing Jizzy BMX decided to run the whole gta race so I went out of my way to blow him up My Shanty Town. Killing Fanboy BMX kills Bones Fanboy kills Jizzy Gunbutt on gtagrl BMX with a gunbutt on Jizzy Someone kills BMX it's Gtagrl through the bush I kill Jizzy Me and gtagrl reload Looks like the revolver reloads faster Bones was then behind me. What happens next isn't important.... :| thasall

noice, Got'er

I threw up GTA Characters on the calendar for @Jizzy

loading up bombs under the table for BMX . Since we're in an MC he is still giving the thumbs up He makes it over the house R2 fighting off zombies. Pretty much the only theme-ish thing we did the ole jump and bail BMX lands on the flipside of the car here is a cool race Bones put in the playlist My deathmatch. Stubby Camp Bunting Dup Gtagrl takes down Bones Then I take down Dup Gtagrl and I are Weinners. We Wien. Dup kills Jizzy Some capture Bones had. Running over Bones and BMX I sent gtagrl flying in a race She clears the tree I was AFC from this job while eating meatballs but I managed to get a clip of Dup killing BMX Playing chicken with BMX On the 5. gtagrl almost knocked me off. Jizzy is incoming O noes nevermind Jizzy misses here are some pics of his failure here is a crispy Jizzy running over R2 during Kuz's capture BMX stealing the police car from Jizzy I kill Jizzy before BMX is done stealing the car BMX steals it from a dead Jizzy I kill BMX BMX again going for the vehicles. He runs over gtagrl Poor gtagrl I get vengeance for gtagrl BMX AGAIN in a vehicle. Hes running over Kuz. I notice the truck has bulletproof windows At this point Kuz was yelling "help meh" Since I couldn't shoot BMX I just put Kuz out of his misery. Then I try and steal the truck. And I do. But we exchage seats a few times. Lets skip over a few potential pictures of us playing musical chairs I eventually have the door open and shoot him in the head At the end of the night taking down Bones's NPC

Yaiiii

Figured I would at least get a pic of Ace while he was AFK and before he got dropped Me, BMX, gtagrl Dropping gtagrl and BMX They fail to get stuck in the tree But they do fall hard Got an NPC kill on Fanboy early on when he got dropped During the Golf Cart rally race. BMX flipping off gtagrl and bones taking the jump Dup's Caddy Capture. Knocking Dup into the water gtagrl gets a gunbutt on Fanboy rage face victory for gtagrl I however cut her victory short getting up underwater. Now that is a "Scuffed (under)Taker" move Dup has the last capture bag for his team to win. BMX knocks him in the water. Me and Fanboy try to presue but gtagrl runs us over Dup for some reason tries to run it home in waist deep water...it was probably a drunk decision. After getting feedback from his teammates he decides swimming is a bit faster. I catch up Here he is just as he delivers the final bag. He is completely surrounded by my team. Me, BMX, Fanboy. Fanboy manages to gunbutt him before the match is over This is what we see while the loser screen pops up. PS: Where the fuck was the rest of Dup's team? Lol. I found a decent track race at the golf club Jizzy makes a cool trail leaving the sandpit I anal-probe Dup with my flashlight Kinda like Kuz last week on the blazer, he gets dragged quite far hitting the wall hard Launching BMX he actually smacks into the building in the distance Launching Bones off his Comet he makes it to the palm tree BMX wants a try off the comet except he slides across the roof instead of jumping on top My turn to be launched hard landing but I survived Dup's humane labs deathmatch Taking down JFK The automatic door knows he is dead so it closes in front of him O noes Jizzy is behind me O noes he gonna shoost me I took to pictures there hoping you would notice the sticky bomb I left on the door crispy BMX shotguns Jizzy BMX then immediatly gets on the blazer. Yeah put on the helmet. Safety first I get a shot off on him before he backs into the room I figure a sticky bomb will take care of that is that helmet still helping with this? hits the roof I wonder if Kuz sees me waiting for him around the corner through the glass. I sure saw him I left him a little sticky present....ok that sounded REALLY wrong Caught a quick shot of BMX climbing up to a nice camping spot that is all

Yeah I looked for it too ya jerkass lol

lawl

new car BMX sending us Some crazy airtime a crazy tunnel Just for Kuz for playing like a beta the last time we did this job Fanboy rams my truck but I got out And I guess Bones would rather drive off to his death than have me yank him out of the truck Bye Bones, Bye Fanboy A nice crash with me and Bones His car got fucked Kuz tried to go for the nade kill from the high ground I think Dup tried rolling but his character decided to climb when he pressed square Sending it in BMX's old old race I hope some more people got to tube it this time in the Scubaning I still haven't done a nice dive after grabbing a capture bag Fighting off Assass from my team's base I flippered him in the nuts While everyone was fucking around with a wallbreach I decided to valet park their cars for a line up BMX kept stealing my bike so I blew it up But we were in an MC gunbutt battle I put an end to it with my blazer Dup's parkour race Out of my way gtagrl As someone pointed out, that is what you get for wearing heels Getting smokey BMX skillfully jumps to the next roof I flop hatcheting Kuz right in the ass His foot gets caught in the blazer he got dragged pretty far. I have 3 more clips ill tweet later

No theme reminds me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQnaRtNMGMI

this is from last week but fuck it. FUCK IT IN THE BUTT Then this and these stabbing a stipper in the boob Bones's scooter race. Fanboy knocks off Ace and quite the flustercuck follows Ace gets run over by Weev. BMX is flipping everyone off rather than kicking Bones kicks BMX. I kick Weev I run over Ace. Not sure what happened to Bones. I Later on, Bones gets a good smack on Fanboy The new(ish) mode. Hard target. Here is my lucky nade getting someone with the hail mary Well I'll be, there was someone else there too. Kuz gunbutts Ace I shoot Kuz The wickerman BMX and Kuz fall Overtime Rumble. I'm on the 5. Kuz and Fanboy are out for blood. But they're morons so they hit each other and neither one of them gets close to me One at least lands on the 4...the other... Kuz was gesturing while his mic was muted or wasn't working. I don't know. But I didn't see Jizzy coming. straddling a cop car with BMX and Fanboy. O yeah doggystyle Launching Weev Bye Weev * I changed character * GTA Tennis. Fanboy coming at me. I got a nade for him. getting the fuck out of dodge Ace starts to chase me the good ole hucking nades behind me. how many is that...3? One of them did the trick Jizzy goes long right to Weev and Bones. gtagrl drops a nade next to Kuz.... gtagrl drops another nade next to Kuz.... gtagrl drops yet another nade next to Kuz.... probably should have ran away after the first one. I guess it got Kuz either way. Hey Bones.... Hi Weev gunbutts Ace agony face BMX gunbutts Bones His corpse's ass opens the door I spotted Fanboy on a joyride on the Mower He got pretty far My clip ended before I got to see the end of his joyride Point blank on Weev Ahh brah, you getting blood in my face Just making sure he is dead. gunbutt on Kuz Literally seconds later I get a headshot on Kuz. Spawn points are sometimes fucky Fanboy with a shotgun for gtagrl Nice angle Throwing some stickies I think if I didn't waste time camping I may have won. I wasn't too far behind Kuz. But it was worth it for this. Kuz takes down Jizzy nice boots Headshot on bmx. What's even better about this is... Jizzy is shooting him from the Mower Then Weev comes in to take down Jizzy I get Weev Oh No! BMX with sticky bombs. umm.... I see. He blew himself the fuck up. Smooth and the crotch shot Bones drives Fanboy into the wall. This is the best Fanboy has ever been at wallriding. end

Dup was a little drunk so he was facing the wrong way. I reminded him where the car line up was. there that's a little better. Now the photo is worth turning off the HUD for After a bit we actually started to drive rally cars. Got a bit side tracked with the new truck I had my MTU setting fucked around so I got dropped. Got a nice NPC kill on Weev early in the night. Is it racist the Asian characters always look like they know karate when doing melee attacks? The first and only actual rally we did. Ace as my co-driver Fanboy's race. Just after the starting grid. It makes us look like we were actually in a decent convoy Ace drifting My new capture. Tropos Raillye Gtagrl and Dup frig up the jump. Drive-by on gtagrl bye Taking down JFK His Bike is trying to do the jump without him I enter the jump to try and clear some of the dead bikes then Dup comes smashing by I end up on top of JFK's corpse. Here was Ace going a little fast in a race and blowing up at the bottom of a mountain. It looks like shit because non-contact was on but I promised Ace I would get a picture of it I wasted so much time turning off the HUD on that first pic. Not doing that again. Dam non contact Here is the new game mode. I take down Dup and Gtagrl. One of them was the target Hey gtagrl, see the grenade? Do you?! Do you?! I guess you do now. Here is Dup's sexy looking rally race. Non-contact so just a bunch of selfies basically. Here is a bunch from my new deathmatch. Revolvers and a fuckload of revolving gates. Whose killing Ace? O it was me. Yeah the gates made it impossible to float my camera around the map a lot. Hardly any pics of anyone else killing besides me. taking down JFK nice blood nice face and eyebrows I took down Dup after that too because why not? He started it. Fanboy kills Dup this time. I then kill Fanboy. Good thing Old Man Kuz has his glasses on. making good use out of them sights. I love it when it looks like they're puking blood. another awkward pain close up oh noes! I hope Ace doesn't know I'm here. I guess he didn't. But he know now. The more you know Ace! Just some cars falling out of Ace's Titan. No big deal. and I stick the landing BMX does an epic wheelie up a hill. I got a video of this for later. Gtagrl leaves. I try a new approach for killing an NPC. Running them over. I can't complain with the results. Fanboy tries to get in on it but he is retarded ( or to be more politically correct, Technically smart. ) and he smashes the wall instead. Cynical had a glitch going where he could teleport like in the creator. If you were in a vehicle with him you would get teleported too. Me, BMX and Weev joined him. Now that's "Austin Powersed" sending it at the golf course the end

also this

BMX jumping over top while I perfectly do the loop. I land the loop, 10/10 landing I assure you. No need for any follow up pictures. bashing into the fence then BMX a derp Jizzy upfront in one of the few races Jason has made. Dup's capture, "catching air" Jizzy flying up to bump into Gtagrl bye Gtagrl Disgruntled but still alive Firework for me in my race. Yay me Earlier in the race with a tighter pack. BMX and Jizzy up front The clusterfuck of gates Here is one for the books. Zentornos vs BMXs. it worked pretty good. Bones barely missing BMX And even closer on hitting me Another near miss for Bones? No I get rocked. Super lucky to still be on the platform The next round me and BMX wanted the same car. Orange for lyfe Me heading for Jizzy. Will Jizzy get lucky? ...no bye Jizzy BMX taking down Bones Some nice scorpion legs action bye Bones Dup's skate park Killing R2 real quick while he was AFK Here is the trippy ending of one of the races I found. You can't tell but I'm actually going straight up a building Into a loop Then a tunnel made of blimps And here's probably a job we will actually play again. Extreme hill climb. They somehow have an unlimited amount of vehicles falling. Bones getting rocked. he didn't die but it sure knocked him back. gtagrl with a lot coming her way Doesn't end well. Didn't kill her though. It's actually hard to get killed this way while on a BMX Jizzy gets hit As do I, and R2 on foot. A lot of shit piles up a the bottom R2 survived that first one. But not this. Yup, very much dead Excuse me R2's corpse. I'm trying to get by.

For the next time we play it. I guess some people were lost. If you don't like the long entrance of the hardest one, stick to the easy tubes. The hardest is now worth 4 points actually. And there are only 2 teams so I think people will be less spread out. If you respawn a bit far away at times, I'm sorry but Rockstar still hasn't perfected the spawn areas. There isn't anything I can do. Car line up of the new thing. Bones's, Mine's, Fanboys's. Someones wrecked Tula. I think this was BMX's fault. Notice anything weird about this picture? If you said there was a slight black blur above Fanboy's head that are the helicopter blades of what BMX is flying, you were right. He got me BMX is just sendin it. ( "It" being me ) Then I think Jizzy blew him up. Before we did any real scuba diving we did a nice rampage. Ooo...perdy lights from policemen dying Fanboy with the explosive shotgun Ooo...perdy lights from policemen dying Here is Bones's contriution to the rampage Ooo...perdy lights from policemen and Bones dying A near miss from an RPG I guess I can stop shooting them Ooo...perdy lights from policemen dying I didn't know who that was but it turns out it was Bones's handy work boat race. getting a surprising amount of air My race, Aqua transitions Weev still looking like Bones a little Tip for whoever is in the green there. Stick to the outside of the stairs I noticed you keep the suba hood up when you get in a boat. I wish I could walk around like this. Here is one of my Scuba tubes for those who never had a chance to get in one. Here is an ungraceful exit from the capture bag playform No smooth dive for me. Me and Fanboy roll in to deliver the bag but BMX was waiting for us. Fanboy distracts him while I deliver it. Bones then takes the elevator up to back up BMX Fanboy kills BMX. Bones was just too late There is too much of a clusterfuck of stabbing for me to get this looking half decent. But Fanboy kills Bones too. Here is Jizzy I think attacking me during Dup's diving LTS. Fanboy comes in to save my ass Jizzy died Here is all of us parachuting into the water from Weev's Miljet JFK splats against the plane He does a couple of times I think this is my first photo of a mid air bloodbath Free falling past Bones Into the water Me and Weev at the shipwreck Me and Fanboy take out the Subcars Weev Fanboy Kuz showed up in a Kracken Pictures from the video above Dup's seashark race. Fanboy for some reason running around on foot Me and JFK smash into him Made me do a wheelie ( do you call it a wheelie on a jet ski? ) Weev, Me and Kuz right at the end of that race. What's in Kuz's hand? He didn't drop a sticky, did he? Hmm don't know. Kuz isn't that big of a dick. Sure looks like a sticky bomb though Strange. My clip ends right here for some reason. I guess we will never know what actually happened. some transforming poo cloud underwater poo Speaking of poo. My water deathmatch, "Poo Tanks" Being sliced by Weev. I slice back Weev dead Stabbing gtagrl. Whose that into the background? I didn't even know Kuz was chasing BMX on the skinny ledge lmfao Back to check up on gtagrl. She dead. Looks like Kuz might have gotten BMX Yup he sure did And kicks him after lmfao the end

Ohhhh. I should figure out how to lagswitch drop so I can go on a NPC killing rampage.

Lol when the fuck were you able to kill my NPC? When I launched the playlist?

I come back from mixing a drink to find this. Never go AFC when BonesMX is driving DibOnes and The real Bones After many attempts of diving a vehicle into the gas pumps, DibOnes felt it best to get it over with Bad news for BonesMX and The Real Bones Looks like WeevDaBones got taken out as well Some scooting in an impromptu race DibOnes races dirty. The Real Bones, BonesMX, Fanbones, BonesGrl and DibOnes DibOnes and BonesMX just sending it DibOnes vs BonesMX DibOnes with some scooter stunts And bailing mid air, as is tradition Narrowly missing WeevDaBones FanBones vs DibOnes Fanbones then gets run over by Jizzin4Bones ouch DibOnes gets taken out by Fanbones We did have a nice car line up untill BonesMX showed up and ran over our cars in the dump truck He gave the cars a derpface derp FanBones takes out BonesGrl BonesMX vs DibOnes end