DiO

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  1. LMFAO. The face on the burger vendor whem in getting punched is hilarious
  2. YAH NEMO! YOU NEVER MADE THAT JOB. He must have been to busy sucking at photoshop to make it A video of Bones dying https://twitter.com/Ayreon01/status/1045490609635512320 Bones, me, gtagrl, Petrie Running over Jizzy and Nemo Me and Jizzy had a rampage Kuz with a nice wallride Hybrid Human/Ape An epic crash with me, jizzy and bones Jizzy blows up Oh soo, a LOT of deathmatch photos this week Jizzy dies Jizzy again Jizzy kills Nemo Then...ya know. Gtagrl going for a better vantage point. But it ends up being an unvantage point. Nemo's kill. Plop Bones off the roof from the video above Jizzy tried out the unvantage point. Kuz with some help on this kill It was unvantageful. Since Jizzy should have learned from gtagrl; here is too many pictures of this. Plop This would have been a nice kill pic for gtagrl taking down Nemo but the game didn't render a muzzle flare or blood And a super glitchy death. Hopefully Red Dead has better draw distance. Taking out Jizzy Gtagrl gets a shot on me But time to reload Dirty Kuz roll I think gtagrl tried to roll as well but ended up climbing. BLOOD AND THUNDER!! New deathmatch. Nemo kills Jizzy Enter Me. Bones gets a shot off. o noes am I falling over dead ?!/1/!/oneone OOOO I see. I was Dirty Kuz Rolling And one on gtagrl Bones with a kill On Kuz Kuz gunbutts gtagrl Almost looks like they were trying to pose for a group shot. 1 downside to masks is you can't see the face agony. Jizzy and Kuz were having a standoff. Kuz says "Jizzy, poke your head out" Bones runs out in the open and says "I'll poke my head out" He then got shot by Me, Kuz and Nemo. ? mmm, brains BRAIIINS Then Jizzy poked his head out. Plop Gunbutt on Jizzy, I was bored of taking pics of this by now lol. Maybe went overboard. But I figured I would get a kill for Jizzy as he seems to be the victim a lot so far. Kuz dies. Jizzy turns his back even before Kuz hits the ground. Killing Bones after he left the lobby Nemo's turn
  3. the circle jerk https://twitter.com/Ayreon01/status/1042926608640868354 some jerk close ups. fanboy and me Dozy, Jizzy Weev, Bones gtagrl Nemo doesn't get a close up. Fuck Nemo Here is the first big character of the night. IDK what it was supposed to be but it looks like something an Anime would do. Bones smashes me off the track Bones smashes gtagrl Bones smashes Nemo and Petrie Bones forces me into the slow strips I used a fucked up filter to try and emulate the screen effect you get when going over them The first corner in Fanboy's race. We usually all fuck up it up. Jizzy fucks up early. and then as is tradition We actually had a nice turn out Jizzy causes a pile up and I sneak away Thanks Jizzy See yas taking down Dozy Weev's turn Then Mercy Then everyone Bones with a nice shot on Petrie when climbing up the building Almost got me too Here is a giant robot A RPG for Mercy Mercy squashes Jizzy with a helicopter then gets blown up by Petrie A RPG for Weev A bullet for Mercy And Bones Then a golf club for Bones after he left the lobby First time I saw headphones fly Me, Nemo, Weev
  4. Pics tomorrow. But for now...this https://twitter.com/Ayreon01/status/1042620871414706177?s=19
  5. Here are my IRL selfies. I didn't cheat like Nemo with photoshop, screen shots and the editor. PS Nemo, I said I'd delete any photos that aren't selfies....I wasn't serious lol. I know you have some With Bones, Fanboy and Nemo Bones I timed it well for when Nemo passed out drunk We crashed and are not happy about it When gtagrl went AFK Stuff falling in front of Bones Bones falling Fanboy and Bones about to get rocked. DAM the photo delay. I was too early on this one. ( that is what she said ) Someone getting blown up Someone getting blown up People blown up Rocketing into people Launching some people Me eliminated from "Death Eyeball Spiral" and my Dune on fire When BMX went AFK Ok I cheated a little to get some from races. Here are editor selfies
  6. Well dam, how long does it take you to caption? You posted before me lol I know you can't see pics with you paste tbem. I have to do the same thing
  7. Nemo...man of few words this week. Smoke break with gtagrl . Jizzy, Weev, Bones, Me, gtagrl Bones runs me over. Then I shoot Bones. Taking down Bones and BMX. Taking down Petrie and Jizzy. I figured Nemo, Bones and gtagrl will get lots of our airport shoot so I just did character close ups...... Nemo's hand My shoes gtagrl's tits Bones's dick Scramjet vs mallard scramjet vs mammatus BMX takes out Nemo and Weev. I kick Nemo when he is down lol ? I catch up to BMX. Bones takes down Nemo. Then I ramp off his corpse. Taking down BMX. Then Truth hits me hard. BMX bails I land safely....very lucky. Dance party after my team won. Nemo, I think you're going the wrong way in this race... ...pretty sure... ...See? You should be in this tube. Clearly you're not in the tube. killing Nemo gtagrl vs Weev Weev wins Then I win. Paging the janitor, clean up at laboratory 1. Nemo....again. and Truth.
  8. Ill post my photos tomorrow but for now here is a video of Fanboy getting killed by a door. https://twitter.com/Ayreon01/status/1037534139069550593
  9. Here Nemo. I made a banner for it and everything
  10. I have a new theme idea... MUDGUARDS ONLY NIGHT!!!!!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!!!+12+ONEONE ???????
  11. lol and we called it clubbin animals. Party Animals is a way better name. We will call it that next time me and fanboy did a thing https://twitter.com/Ayreon01/status/1034986396954423296 My club is the best because we can stage dive. Bones, Weev, Nemo, Me Catgrl and BMX in his village people pug outfit Bones, weev me, gtagrl, bmx Is this what fanboy does when he feeds his lizard? gtagrl is a thirsty kitty I arrive just as Petrie has a MacBeth shot shooting BMX and then a wallride collision with BMX Kicking Bones Then gtagrl gives Weev the finger We stop Bones in the Hunting Back remix In Bahama Mamas. Nemo, Weev, Bones gtagrl Jizzy, Nemo Bones, Petrie, me Petrie, me, gtagrl Me Bones shoots Nemo in mid air I kill Bones before Nemo hits the ground Kicking Fanboy Our field party. If it seems like I took way to many of this that is because I intend on using one of these for the next banner ( calling it Party Animals this time ) Weev, Me, Bones, gtagrl Weev, gtagrl, Fanboy, Me, Bones And now for a real stage dive Finally taking out Bones after he left the lobby
  12. bmx did a thing https://twitter.com/Ayreon01/status/1033170605628116992 taking down gtagrl's NPC. I don't think my character ever looked more psycho Bones tries to bomb me Kuz's plane catches fire. Fanboy didn't expect it to blow up on the first shotgun blast dumbass This is about how any plane line up ended Taking down Kuz The deathstar Kuz shoots me now Gtagrl, i think you're going the wrong way ...probably New mode Fly around and stuff Fanboy he passes me as I am killing myself with tear gas Ahh yeah breathe it in gtagrl goes flying fuck u pylon Hey Bones, watch out for the... rotating gate and I slip by this job was very one sided lol Fanboy blown to shit Taking down NPC fanboy Bones's turn Jizzy, watch out for the.... ....satellite and I slip by. Bones vs BMX vs Nemo...who wins? No one taking down Bones I kill BMX kind of... he falls but I still get the point then I go in for a kiss? hmm, maybe not. The old bait and switch? Fanboy dies so does this guy Nemo, Jizzy and I killed it on this job. Might have to start playing the harder one. With Nemo here We both made it Nemo lands gracefully in the middle... I don't Jizzy made it too before us Someone shoots someone while others die....IDK who. But I am sure glad I was already passed that corner
  13. https://postimages.org/ upload them. change it to place embedded and hit copy link. It will give you the code having all the pictures embedded. paste it in and hit reply. Then all the images will be posted .Then just edit the post if you want to add captions. I've been using that site for a few months now and it's perfect for posting on old fashion forums like ours.
  14. video thing https://twitter.com/Ayreon01/status/1030598856696680449 BMX was DNF'ing a race and we were all watching. He jumped off crane. Here is the last thing we saw when the timer counted down I had a costume for my girl I never ended up switching too. Shirts says "im about to earn my ass kicking badge" Fanboy and I eliminate gtagrl Fanboy and I eliminate BMX Fanboy and I win a rally race Maybe i put too much boost on this hill As we fly over the barrier Fanboy doesn't see me coming taking down gtagrl Then BMX comes up from behind Taking out Fanboy again Weev steals the Limo, I kill BMX Fanboy has some sweet chin music for BMX We pass but BMX gets back up I axe Fanboy A missile for gtagrl Axing Fanboy again lol Weev's turn Weev vs Fanboy... And I come in. Not sure who actually killed Fanboy. I saved this to see how many people fucked up the first corner everyone but BMX and I Gtagrl leaves the lobby But her NPC blocks my first attack And I get punched in the face A kick in the ass takes care of that then an axe to the ass taking out the NPC of my IRL friend, Petrie.
  15. from the banner Gtagrl goes for the expensive bottle again. A rocket for gtagrl this race looked kewl Taking out gtagrl Me and Kuz collide Saved the clip just before I crashed to my death Taking out Bones and Jizzy Never forget to reload after killing 2 people Kuz kills Jizzy. I was hoping to go in for the gunbutt some races This was a vehicle deathmatch but it was really hard to shoot anyone with the angle of the track. Either way I took too many pics because the map looks amazing Missing Kuz Kuz Weev Bones, Jizzy I thought Bones was dead for sure But the missiles hit the ground because of the curved track Me, Weev Kuz gtagrl, Jizzy Bones Weev The end of that photoshoot Taking down Bones's character after he left the lobby
  16. This is all I got this week https://twitter.com/Ayreon01/status/1024822902883942400?s=19
  17. There are a lot of new good options for crew blue stuff after that after hours DLC Also here is something to help people start thinking about the Cyberpunk theme the week after. Some weren't sure if it could be pulled off. It can for sure.
  18. Caught some brits early on. Emz and Rich Rosstrich Also JFK BMX barges in the ammunition he fucked up buying things for me so I show him how I feel about that as does the shop keeper Weev doesn't look both ways before crossing the street The album cover for our band Bones lines them up Bones spent $150,0000 on this Weev gets a heavy slooging gtagrl's turn splooge right in Bones's face and BMX's dick. gtagrl has great aim Weev's turn I get the splooge Bones goes again because he craves attention Splooge Jizzy gets a real good splooging. I call it the grand splooganing. And Jizzy lives up to his name. Bodysuit Weev lines them up Fanboy joins BMX takes the MacBeth shot Then Bones did Dancing with Bones Weev joins I had a ton of other clips from jobs but meh. People get shot in the face. Shit gets blown up. Some car crashes. We have seen enough. What we haven't seen enough of is hats flying off. So here's Bones's character after he leaves the lobby.
  19. I added a thing to your post. Seemed it was missing something
  20. Im starting with some from last Friday. It was Bones's Bday. We did a whole Bones job list. His DM in Michael's house. Butting Jizzy Gtagrl butts Bones Then Weev butts gtagrl And shoots Truth in the head Truth seemed to not mind being shot in the head Bones kicks Truth and gtagrl They get in my way Driving up on Jizzy, He opted to go the tight container ship on foot Not sure how this got blown up Truth takes the jump Smashing Weev out of first place I couldn't get my scooter past his carcass Now GP Night Pile up 1 thanks to Fanboy This is when BMX smashed Kuz. Kuz was butthurt enough to mute BMX so I decided I'd take too many pictures of it See the rage in his eyes? Do you see it? How about now? O yeah there's the rage. RAGE ! Nice plate Bones Is Fanboy dumb enough to drive in the pit lane? Yes, Fanboy is dumb enough to drive in the pit lane. I guess all the red and slow strips weren't enough of a warning Some user made tunnels. Shit looked awesome. And props used to make it look like snowy mountians BMX smashing people again. He picked the armoured Kuruma to smash people better. What a dick. He totally picked that on purpose too. It wasn't an accident. I have to say that emblem looks awesome on cars Kuz fucked up And I was right behind him And this started the biggest pile up of the night Taking down gtagrl after she left the lobby
  21. me and Bones Parkour with Kuz I ironically mentioned to Kuz the last time we did this race he fucked up by jumping off the roof. This time he fucks up in the same spot by going down the ladder instead of the bridge Dup built Kuz takes out Jizzy. He says FUCK YOU JIZZY Then I eliminate kuz and yell "Fuck you Kuz" Jizzy takes out Kuz in some random mission Kuz threw in where we fight over that truck. Atfterwards most didn't like this but after thinking about it, it wasn't bad really. After he kills Kuz he didn't see me coming He somehow survived the hummer but not a shot in the head will do it. Kuz goes for the truck but Bones but an end to it. Bones keeps his eye on the prize and kills Kuz even though I am blasting him But Weev was getting in on the other side A blind grenade over the house heading for Bones and Jizzy Pretty far throw O noes, Kuz is outnumbered by Jizzy and Bones Ok there goes Jizzy but Bones is rolling o noes KU KU KU KU KUZ! KU KU KU KU KUZ! KU KU KU KU KUZ! KU KU KU KU KUZ! KU KU KU KU KUZ! KU KU KU KU KUZ! KU KU KU KU KUZ! KU KU KU KU KUZ! Bones goes for the grind It looks good till I end it Kuz left the lobby Weev left the lobby I didn't kill gtagrl when she let but I found her green hair man faced body
  22. edit tried a different thing so now they all embed ______ The forums are still retarded so here is a gallery link https://postimg.cc/gallery/37tfr2rj8/ upload pics
  23. ---Bringing stuff to new heights--- ...yah idk TUE JULY 10 - 3PM (PDT) / 6PM (EDT) / 7PM (ADT) / 11PM (BST) --- Join us this Tuesday for iGTA Crew Night! #shenanigans, crew-created jobs, photo ops, streaming, etc... Join when you can, stay as long as you like, and please post your pics and videos here for all to enjoy! Crew nights are always more hilarious from multiple viewpoints, so show and tell your side of the story! If you created a new job, post a link here so the playlist DJs can bookmark it, or in the PSN iGTA group chat. Photos are occasionally featured at @iGrandTheftAuto. Please tag your crew content with #igta! --- Theme: It's gang night. We will do gang stuff. --- * Join the iGTA forums to be eligible for an invitation to the Social Club Crew. * Add crew staff on the Playstation Network to get invited to GTAO lobbies. PSN Names are underneath our forum avatars, along with Social Club, Twitter, etc. * Join anytime, the earlier the better. We start in a crew lobby, join via friends list or party chat. If you can't get in, ask for an invite, sometimes we end up in an invite-only after jobs. We round everyone up and send out fresh invites after each playlist. * If there's an "EVENT THEME", please dress appropriately. * NO CREW KILLING, unless #shenanigans happen or agreed upon. You're not in a public lobby, so save it for when you are. * NO DIRTY RACING! A number of our jobs have specific rules, so pay attention, read the description, and listen to the creator's instructions. * NO BULLET-PROOF HELMETS, SNACKS or GOING OFF-RADAR during competitive playlists. For GTA races, use pickups only (rockets, boost), no thrown explosives or drivebys. * Don't ruin photo or video setups. No getting a 4-star wanted level when someone's staging a shot. Just don't. --- Upcoming Events: **Theme Bump Alert - NightClub DLC confirmed for July** July 17 - GP Night July 24 - TBA (Events Subject to Change depending on crew input or when Rockstar releases new DLC) Themes: Vehicle-based Altitude | Apocalypse | BMX | Classic/Vintage | Crotch Rockets | Drift | Forgot-I-Had-This | Hot Rods | Hotring Circuit | Junker | Lowriders | MC | Military | Monster Truck | Motocross | Muscle | Off-Road | Rally | Stunt | Supercars | Truckers | Tuners | Utility Thread-based 80's | Animals: Dapper/Dirty/Altitude | Beach Bums | Bums | Business | Clowns | Cowboys | Crew Blue | Emergency Services | FIB | GTA Characters | Gangs | Hell | Hippy | Imposter | Ninjas | Pimps & Hoes | Pirates | Punk | Rockabilly | Rock & Roll | Safari | Scuba | Steampunk | Toga | Underpants Party | Vinewood | Warriors | Waterworld | Wrestling | Zombies Calendar-based New Year's | Valentine's Day | St. Patrick's Day | Cinco de Mayo | Memorial Day | Freedom | Labor Day | Halloween | Festive Surprise | Olympics Share other theme ideas below!
  24. Haha yeah. We finally see the dunce cap fly
  25. The forum is being fucky so I can't drop all my photos to embed in a single copy paste like I usually do. Fuck embedding them in 1 at a time. That shit is so 2016. Here is a link to the gallery. Most will eventually be posted on twitter anyways https://postimg.cc/gallery/10d6fklgk/