Post-traumatic amnesia

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  1. Hello site. My name is Donald and I'm the newbie.

    1. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      F? No, it's "duck you". And yes that's what I am.

      PS, don't type faster than your typing skills allow.

      Quack.

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  2. It's saturday 2.30 AM, where's my escort?

  3. Moderators and other QDs: is it against the rules to start a topic inviting people to pm me for a picture of my my penis, and the once sent, deliver?

    1. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      I've forgot what I was thinking when I said SPL, I'm guessing it was Shortest Penis League?

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  4. Moderators and other QDs: is it against the rules to start a topic inviting people to pm me for a picture of my my penis, and the once sent, deliver?

  5. yippee, more scars on my face thanks to the good doctor!! chicks still dig 'em, right??

  6. Moderators and other QDs: is it against the rules to start a topic inviting people to pm me for a picture of my my penis, and the once sent, deliver?

    1. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      His penis should have its own forum account so that we could ban it.

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  7. Moderators and other QDs: is it against the rules to start a topic inviting people to pm me for a picture of my my penis, and the once sent, deliver?

    1. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      What's the point? We all have several pics of your penis. What is it now, has it changed color?

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  8. Silly juden. How long did you think it would last?

    1. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      We used to be enemies, but that is water under the bridge. When someone stop bothering me, I'll eventually cease the enemyship and return to normal. But that's not same as good friends. Actually I have no good friends.

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  9. Amy Winehouse finally OD'd. What a surprise...

    1. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      That's a nice song, Bones. I think it could suit a game like LA Noire.

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  10. Amy Winehouse finally OD'd. What a surprise...

    1. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      Her name sounds familiar but I didn't know anything about her, so I just listened to 3 songs on youtube. She's pretty and I like her voice, but I don't like her music.

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  11. Demon, why'd you go and blow Oslo up and then shoot a load of people?

    1. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      I "exploded" a few times in my sitting room while watching the carnage on TV. Not long after, I slipped in my explosions and fell, now I'm at hospital in the same room as some massacre survivors. Life is ironic, isn't it?

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  12. i love living in a medical state!!

    1. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      What's the government type and what's the capital in that state?

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  13. Demon, why'd you go and blow Oslo up and then shoot a load of people?

    1. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      I'm already helping out by making "Ban the Bible!" posters.

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  14. Demon, why'd you go and blow Oslo up and then shoot a load of people?

    1. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      The suspect is apparently a religious nut - a Christian.

      They'll probably find lot's of bibles under his bed instead of "bad games". It'll turn out just fine, the gaming society won't take a hit, the Church will.

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  15. Demon, why'd you go and blow Oslo up and then shoot a load of people?

    1. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      It's bad that it was an ethnic Norwegian, this won't spark a civil war.

      The only thing that can make it worse is if the police find lots of video games in his apartment.

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  16. Demon, why'd you go and blow Oslo up and then shoot a load of people?

  17. Demon, why'd you go and blow Oslo up and then shoot a load of people?

    1. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      Fuck, the number of dead are now confirmed to be at least 87, not just a handful. This is not something I can joke about any more.

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  18. Demon, why'd you go and blow Oslo up and then shoot a load of people?

  19. Demon, why'd you go and blow Oslo up and then shoot a load of people?

    1. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      Shhh, I'm not arrested yet and I want to remain free.

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  20. Someone are in the process of ruining my bad forum rep and I have no idea why. It is a :mystery: ......

    1. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      I didn't mean literal rape, but when you say it I think I might have been literally raped as well. Never go to Warlord Industries drunk.

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  21. Someone are in the process of ruining my bad forum rep and I have no idea why. It is a :mystery: ......

  22. Someone are in the process of ruining my bad forum rep and I have no idea why. It is a :mystery: ......

    1. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      It would be funny to give Marney unlimited rep-quota...

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  23. Having sex with my bed.