ViceMan

You keep peanut butter in the fridge? Hmmm...

The game ended because peace broke out. Our nations celebrated together and nurtured a caring and loving relationship with one another for many centuries to come, and they all lived happily ever after. The end.

Page 69. That is all.

Take a cold bath and go for a jog, that usually softens it up again.

So as we draw laboriously closer to an update on GTA V, i'm just going to post my theories in here for no apparent reason and then never check this topic again. (I am still going by my original assumption that GTA V will be released in October, I am not deviating from my assumption as it is just that, it is no more than a hunch. So don't expect factual evidence because you will find none.) In regards to the timetable of information breakdown, my supposition is thus; Mid July - Second trailer released Mid/late August - Third trailer released (also screenshots released to the fansites.) Late September/early October - Possible fourth trailer released/official website goes up Late October - GTA V released That's three months worth of new information before the game is released, which to me is a realistic outlook and also the most credible one. There, i'm done. (Also, honkys.)

The GTA V logo on a website about GTA games? How original. Where's your creativity man?

Psy said if there are say, 10 people with the correct date he'll give them all a copy. Yeah right, a copy. As in pirated. Somebody photoshop Psy as a pirate. I can't be bothered. Do it, do it now... or has it already been done in the past? Hmmm...

He was a proud american and strayed into real life like proud americans do.

If he gets it right he's gonna have to share with me and a couple of dozen other people.

There's a road in Dagenham (a place near me) called Gay Gardens. If GLC were still here he'd confirm this for me as he lives near there.

Yeah it's Markarth and Solitude, that's why the red symbols correlate to their symbols on the in-game map, although in a more crude form.

I knew that because I am a fan of Aston Martins. Not because I like things with the word 'gay' in them, because that would be... well, gay.

Am I the only one who didn't find it that interesting? Meh, I guess so.

It is northwest in relation to the previous expansion, that's what I was getting at. Never mind, it makes little difference to me, of course when I inevitably lose I shall be sure to blame you.

Spooks iz afterz him fo' sho'!

Fuck you and your sexy, sexy screenshots that make my dick slightly hard.

What you've actually done is go north west, but fuck it, I don't care. So I suppose now i'll take the two to the east that are sandwiched between my territories.

Just keep going north-east with mine. Preferably starting with the two directly to the east of my northern border.

+5 to inebriation, - 5 to all other skills

So is there any sense of time in this game... do we progress technologically? Or do we just expand and fight?

Meh, well i'll just have the two to the southeast of my eastern city (i'm assuming the black dots represent cities.)

Can I pick which three territories I want to claim on my next move or does Brian have to do it?

I guess i'll go north now and claim France before somebody else does. I hear the food and standard of personal hygiene there is excellent.

The Cuntons enter the bronze age and begin smelting bronze sex toys, they open up many stalls selling their wares and make quite a tidy sum. *shrugs*

Well I have no idea if this is right, but i'll send my tribesmen down into Spain to attempt to conquer the people there. I claim Spain for the Cuntons!