Jizzy

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  1. yes, that pisses me off after i unlock weapons also.
  2. You start out as a man and then later in the game you get a sex change and play as a woman. In the desert, you find a crazy scientist living in a cave who invented a time machine. You go back in time and both male and female versions of yourself exist at the same time. The female version becomes a hooker and the male version picks her up, has sex with himself and then kills himself to get his money back from himself. then, you feel bad, go back to the time machine, then kill yourself before you can kill yourself, you then feel bad after this, and go back in time again, and kill yourself to stop yourself from killing yourself because you want to kill yourself, and then you feel bad, this process keeps repeating, resulting in a paradox that causes the game too never end.
  3. and where was glenn the whole time? did the director just say "fuck it if we just throw him back when everybodys back together nobody will notice"
  4. i thought they said "a bold new direction in storytelling" not just a bold new direction
  5. Been thinking the same thing myself, every year there is another COD released bleeting about "innovative" this and "bold" that, but its the same stuff with some bells and whistles tied on. IMHO, GTA ain't broke, so no need to fix it, just fettle it gently to make it better if you are not going to add a substantial amount of new features to a game, why would you even make a new game? i expect them to add something new every game, not just keep it the same with a new map, that would be pointless, it should change some every game.
  6. its ok to make marijuana references here. I guess shrooms arent a plant... they are a fungi.
  7. it doesnt show your new tinted robes in cutscenes.
  8. if when im playing a mission there is some annoying asshole i have to protect the whole time, i swear i might not even get the game.
  9. im afraid to beat it, i dont want it to be over i think i read somewhere that RDR influenced the frontier, but i could be my mind fucking with me.
  10. i liked everything they did, except noire, that game was so repetitive it was painful, good plot though.
  11. That caused this glitch I don't expect them to ever have something like that again. thats a cool ass glitch
  12. or do it like in saints row 2 and make your guy just turned around.
  13. i think that people with under 100 posts shouldnt make topics.
  14. a big world, lots and lots of upgrades to your boat, have multiple boats, the ability to take your crew to snatch other's boats, lots of multiplayer options, and maybe some character custimization at least for multiplayer
  15. i havent gotten around to picking up revelations yet
  16. i would just assume they would have a release date for a trailer. get people hyped for it.
  17. im gonna play mulitplayer, and let my brother play for a while, there is only 12 sequences according to the playstation trophies, and i have 6 done, i need to savor the amazing singleplayer experience.
  18. As a game on its own it just isn't fun. Storyline is poor, graphics... eh, i'm not really fussed by graphics. Physics is the source of the problem, everything is so slow and a cover system is hardly anything special. GTA's wasn't even that good. Would always seem to crouch to what you didn't want it to crouch behind. The game just isn't fun. not to argue with one of the members i respect, but i think gta 4 had one of the best game storys of all time, up there with the metal gears and assassins creed games,