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Try out the new Ocelot Lynx in Zebra, one of six brand-new Stunt Races added today to GTA Online: Cunning Stunts. The release of Cunning Stunts last week turned GTA Online racing upside-down, and now this week it expands to include six new adrenaline-pumping Races and 3 more stunt-ready vehicles. SIX NEW RACES The Super, Muscle, Sports, Bikes and Off-Road classes can compete, plummet and get airborne through rings of fire in a new collection of Races taking place throughout Los Santos and Blaine County: Afterburner (Bikes) There was a time when jumping through a wreath of flame on a poorly engineered chopper was enough to give even the most jaded patriot a semi. Those simple days are gone, but apply the same formula a thousand feet above an urban area in the middle of the night and you stand a decent chance of a sudden rush of blood to the crotch. Spectacular Stunt Race for Bikes. Go up, over, around and through in Double Loop. Double Loop (Super) You can never have too much of a good thing, especially when that thing is a gravity-defying loop-the-loop over Fort Zancudo. Kiss your already fragile grip on the laws of physics goodbye on this intense Stunt Race for Super cars. Forest (Bikes) The great woodlands of San Andreas are one of our most bountiful resources, providing an endless supply of endangered timber, plenty of discreet hideaways for doomsday cults, and now some of the most suicidal dirt bike jumps in the country. Stunt Race for Bikes. See what the view from the top really looks like with the new Western Cliffhanger. High Flier (Bikes) Time to ditch the private jet, saddle up, and learn a thing or two about corporate dominance with this Stunt Race for bikes through, around and over almost every skyscraper in central LS. Trench II (Muscle) Are you susceptible to paranoia? Feel like the walls are closing in? Often have the sense you're trapped with no escape? Come play this Stunt Race for Muscle cars and give your neuroses something to really latch onto. Zebra (Sports) A few massive slingshots and vertical drops around Mount Chiliad will play havoc with a full stomach. Time to skip lunch... and breakfast... and to pack a change of underwear. Point to Point Stunt Race for the Sports class. The Declasse Drift Tampa, one of the three vehicles added to GTA Online today. THREE NEW VEHICLES The livery-clad racing fleet also expands today with the addition of the Ocelot Lynx, Declasse Drift Tampa and Western Cliffhanger, growing the Sports and Motorcycle classes. And for high-stakes racing aficionados, a new Premium Race popping up over the weekend will put your best Sports cars to the test in Zebra (look for the yellow blip at Legion Square). The new Ocelot Lynx, available from Legendary Motorsport. BONUS DISCOUNTS: THROUGH JULY 25TH Expand your collection of stunting attire with the Silver Jumpsuit which comes complete with matching helmet. This unlock is free this week and will appear in the Special Items in your Wardrobe as soon as you log-in. Make sure you log-in before July 25th to redeem! The 20% discount on all Garages & Properties with Garages continues this week – just what you need to accommodate the 3 new vehicles releasing with this update. If you’re already fully maxed out on room in your garages, don’t forget you can always use your second character (and the shared bank account) to open up to 5 more garages, and 50 more parking spaces. Where last week’s bonuses were all about performance upgrades, this week it’s all about aesthetics with 20% off Spoilers, Wheels, Tire Smoke, Skirts, Exhausts and Horns. Perfect for making sure your brand new Ocelot Lynx or Declasse Drift Tampa is a show-er and not just a go-er. ------ i'm still buying the tampa, but $1.7M for the lynx sports car?? are you smoking crack, rockstar??!! apparently it vastly under-performs against a massacro too ... so does the tampa, and it's been moved to the sports class as well, where it's vastly inferior to the rest of the class...

nah i did all the quests there and there was still a couple of people i couldn't kill... i was out of ammo at that point, i guess that's a melee attack when you're out?? lol i dunno, i thought it was a pretty cool tho, i didn't expect that...

this weeks OTR challenge was a vault massacre... and TBH, i felt bad making this that i never listed it publicly... i feel like they were thinking vault 22 or something with ghouls... but the only vault i have that i can capture left on newgen is 81... after the recent events in my country, no way i want to list this publicly... but if i had this challenge a few months ago, oh hell yea!! here it is, i'll probably never make it public, but here's the elimination of vault 81, by the outsider from 111... a bit dark, eh??

well shit, there ya go!

there's a lot of collapsed buildings and empty pools and junk lying around... backyard fences, etc... i feel like there might be a lot of stuff out there to play around on ...

i think sandy shores would be a fun place to BMX around in freeroam when we're not doing any of the other stuff ...

but why does the pasted link shrink it under 800 wide?

i stopped liking the people i was hanging out with whose life revolved around getting high first before doing anything... i hated being in public stoned, i hated the way it took over my life... i finally made an effort last year to give quitting a shot... i relapsed a few times, and someone brought me a quarter ounce for my birthday, which i think was an attempt to get me back into it... after i smoked it up, i quit for good... i'm now a year off weed... my biggest revelation came when a few of us went to cedar point (the best roller coaster park in the world) like we do every couple of years, back in march or may of last year... and we arrived 30 minutes early at the gates... after already smoking two joints there, and being stoned as fuck, they got upset and went back to the car to smoke another... i laughed and said fuck that, i'll sit right here in the park entryway on the bench while you guys have at it... after getting the "are you fucking serious?" tone from them, i explained how i was already high, whats the point?? well, after the park opened and we all rode the first ride, their buzz wore off and were already looking forward to lunch so they could get high again... this is the day i realized i can't hang out with people like this anymore... it just wasn't me anymore... i think much more clearly now, people noticed a change in me, my own family has seen me differently... for some, they can live the lifestyle... for others, it takes over their lifestyle... i was a latter, i had to move on, i was tired of living my life bag to bag... and i am glad i did quit... but to each their own, quitting anything is hard to do, and don't let anyone tell you weed isn't addictive... they're probably addicted to it themselves... but being mean about it or ranting isn't the solution... i hope you can find that zen moment where you can be yourself without being high... when i found that moment, i never even thought about taking another hit since ....

here's an issue that comes up in the crew night chat, fitty... is it possible to allow us to paste links/images in at full scale?? it's a bit of a chore to click the add link/attachment button to at least allow the link to fill the width... pasting a link in, keeps it at a certain minimum length... here's an example... pasted image... pasted link...

spoiler tags work exactly the same way as they used to... and maybe it's because i'm a mod and don't have restrictions, but click on your profile, then my attachments?? the new layout has grown on me, i like that i can post links and images with ease... it still has it's issues (like my post above) but overall i like it..

MC night wont happen until the emblem is fixed... i haven't played with you guys since tuesday, so they'll have to fill us in on those ideas ... rockabilly... so like, 50's theme night??

TUE JULY 19 - 6PM (EST) 11PM (GMT) --- Join us this Tuesday for iGTA Crew Night! #shenanigans, user created jobs, photo ops, streaming, etc... Stay as long as you like, but please share your experience here with us for all to enjoy! Pics, videos, stories... Crew Nights are always told from multiple viewpoints, so please tell us your side of the story! --- Theme: BMX Night... break out the mashing X button skills, it's BMX time ... dup made a couple of new skateparks to play around in, and BMX knows of a few other cool races we could do, so this should be fun... and hey, there's always dio's park to play around in too... so lets get our street biker game on! i want to suggest that maybe we spend some time in sandy shores... there's a lot of decayed buildings and hills and trailers and abandoned places to hang out at, could fit the theme nicely ... --- Emblem: brilliant idea, fitty ... say hello to the new ugly white BG emblem that actually is quite funny and cool ... we're now walking advertisements for iGTA5.com ... --- Add'l Thoughts: sadly, this was originally going to be our official stunt night, but cockstar pulled a fast one on their community by delaying props... so we'll have to delay that one until the 9th of august, to allow our creator community time to make some fun stuff... unless the latest creator update problems still exist and we can't properly make stuff.. but we'll see ... iGTA olympics next week... if no one has any ideas, then i'll throw some playlists together for it... sadly the latest creator issues will ruin anyone's chances at coming up with something new... but i will set us up with a dress code, and we'll go from there... we'll probably have two outfits... the athlete on the sideline look, and the competitive one... it'll be fun, i'm sure there'll be a lot of shenanigans ... what do you think of motocross night being on the night the new creator tools come out?? might be a new bike to go with it... thoughts? perhaps make it a no theme night to allow us to tinker around with the new tools?? i also got an idea from a previous night a long time ago about a purge-like night... dress creepy with masks, and do a lot of deathmatches and stuff... maybe some small freeroam skirmishes too... i added it to the list... got any more suggestions?? if you want to do one from the list, pick one, don't say they're all fine i want you guys to decide too... are we due for one of the reoccurring ones like 80s night or lowriders or vintage?? --- Guidelines: * Join the iGTA community here, or befriend one of us to join the Crew. (via Social Club, PSN, Twitter, Instagram, IRL, etc.) * Add some of us on the Playstation Network to get invited. (PSN Names are underneath our Avatars) * You can join whenever, but the earlier the better. Ask for an invite if you want in. (We'll try to start the night out in a crew lobby to make things easier) * If there's an "EVENT THEME", please dress appropriately. (If you don't, stay away from crew activities and play alone) * NO CREW KILLING, unless #shenanigans happen or agreed upon. (This rule will now be further enforced due to recent engagements) * NO DIRTY RACING! Also, listen to us if there's specific rules for a job. (A number of our jobs have specific rules, try to pay attention) * NO BULLET-PROOF HELMETS during competitive play. It ruins the balance of the matches. (Not been an issue yet, don't make it one) * NO CONSUMING OF SNACKS during competitive play. Be a man and die with honor. (Not been an issue yet, don't make it one) * No going off-radar in competitive matches. (Not been an issue yet, don't make it one) * Don't ruin someone's Photo or Video if they're trying to set something up. (This can, and will get you, kicked from the session, no sabotaging on Crew Nights) ...we'll add more as we go if needed. --- Upcoming Events: * JUL 26TH - iGTA Olympics * AUG 2ND - Motocross Night?? / No Theme Night?? * AUG 9TH - Stunt Night * AUG 16TH - ??? (Events Subject to Change Depending on Crew Thoughts or When Rockstar Releases New DLC) Other Suggestions (so far): Rally Car Night, Rock & Roll Night, GTA Night, Vinewood Night, Fight Night, Business Night, Hipster Night, Wrestling/Fight Night, Motocross Night, Purge Night Reoccurring Themes: Crew Blue Night, Drift Night, Stunt Night, Off-Road Night, MC Night, BMX Night, Lowriders Night, 80s Night, Apocalypse Night

really?? wow they sure know how fuck things up when they don't need to be touched... i get the feeling that this new update isn't gonna address those issues since they only have a couple weeks left to figure it out... what a shame... i get driven further and further from this game... they even deleted my comment on the newswire about the DLC being incomplete and complaining about the white box emblem issue... thank god for crew night... speaking of which, i'll get the BMX night topic up and running today...

i dunno, but had fun on the glitched roof... i thought i saved an editor clip from it, but either it didn't transfer or i forgot to... oh well, the clips are all deleted anyways lol... i wasn't too impressed with the incomplete DLC, but i certainly had fun on tuesday, mainly because it was crew night ...

am i the only one still playing this?? lol, i have now officially eliminated 6/6 elusive targets, the one attempt only contracts... they're a TON of fun ... plus, next week, the people that bought the entire game up front will get the summer episodes, it's like a halfway point bundle of missions taking place in two of the already released areas, but with completely different circumstances... like for instance, in sapienza they're filming an alien movie in the town at night time lol ... i dunno, this game has certainly been worth the price for me, i love the episodes approach, it keeps me playing this game all year... it keeps it relevant...

maybe we should start a petition... it was the best one of the series for me, outside that final mission ...

i've gotten pretty good at flying in the short amount of time i've played it... it's the jumping part that gets me, i keep over jumping small platforms lol ... and if this is your 1st saints row, lemme just say that this game has evolved into something not even really saints row anymore... the characters are all there, but this is a far cry from the gta rip-off mantra that used to be tied to it... saints row 2 and 3 were definitely the highlights of the series for me... it'd be kinda cool if they did a re-release of those on newgen, i could get down on some 2 or 3 again any day ...

kinda happened to me here at this hotel in far harbor yesterday... i loaded into a murder mystery that i had already started but didn't finish... so it was like trying to piece the evidence together again, i had to run thru convos i had already listened to lol...

happens all the time for me ...

free game of the month on the PS4, get it while you can ... just watch out for the ambulances ....

i was beginning to wonder if i was the only one that had anything to share ...

finally finished the pearl quest... pretty cool story, found a couple unique items like the red paint can, and the pirate hat... the funny this is tho, i didn't realize i was already wearing one ... i dunno where i got it, but i was wearing the unique variant, the captain's hat... it gives me a walking speed boost, kinda nice... i'm also reminded constantly why i like longfellow... he calls me cap'n ...

vault-tec workshop reminds me a lot of fallout shelter... i am intrigued by it, but i am not a big workshop guy, so i am part of that group that feels a little let down with the fallout 4 DLC... nuka world will probably be cool, but it sucks that'll be it... mods will save this game, whenever the hell they get around to releasing it on PS4 ... did you hear about the mod cache limits?? doesn't sound like a lot of room for having a lot of mods...

yea weev, thanks for running the show, it was a peasant surprise to see indeed ... dat mary had you in control ...

yea i know you and me would of had at least one job to test out... i do like this incomplete update, but it's gonna be a few weeks before we get to really see it... here's my snaps, it was my birthday party night (even tho today is technically my birthday ), so i didn't bother with saving many clips... but i had so much fun, thanks to everyone that was there, it made the night super cool ... first tho, burning my dupe car, because it becomes worthless after filling the garages... thanks for the help, north!! ... a few of us... stunting... i'm really good at it .... north and nemo cleared the blades, i fell a lil short ... with bmx... niiice!! not the landing part tho ... aaaaaaaand this is the place where the rest of my snaps come from... we found a glitched roof and spent a good 30 minutes here... reminded me of the swingset glitch on IV, it was fun ace looking bad ass... ---- sorry, no pics from the stunt races, i was too busy having fun to remember to save a clip ... here's a vine of us stunting tho ...