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I'm a Breton too, (currently at least, until the nines take me and i'm reborn again unto Nirn.) Yes a sexy vampire Breton who's between husbands. I've heard that Lydia often gets angry if you try to loot her cave, but I don't venture with that milk drinker. I just roam around with my two storm thralls perpetually blocking up doorways, or dremora lords if the mood takes me. I'm having an affair with most of the daedric princes, each one believes i'm loyal to them the fools. Speaking of which if you're into drunken debauchery you should find a guy called Sam Guevenne, that guy is a fucking legend. Best night I never remembered; woke up with a sore sphincter which was apparently due to a giant's toe lodged up there. I guess QD could fill in for Hermaeus Mora if we paint him green and stick some anime tentacles on him.

I mean, nothing would really change, for them. It's already a barren wasteland filled with vicious wildlife and raiders.

Hey, I found it again... I got lost in other areas of this portal searching for pictures of the mythical Four-Eyes, the bearded lady with exceptional bosoms... Before I continue, I had better introduce myself. My name is Bilibob Anfield and I am a happy-go-lucky Breton making his way in this mixed-up, crazy world. My mother was a cook (I think - I never actually saw her cook anything?!?!) for the Imperial Army so we have moved around a lot with whichever troop she assigned to. I never knew my father (neither did Mum) but I had a lot of uncles... I'm pretty good at magic but prefer playing with my bow... I was on a drunken weekend with some mates and found myself being arrested at the border which is where my adventures in Skyrim began... Now, apparently, I am some sort of Dragonborn or something... I am supposed to go see the Greybeards to get some more information but fuck that... I have a feeling they will try to make some sort of hero out of me or something and all I want to do is drink, kill and fuck... On that last one, still no further with Lydia... we were in Broken Oar Grotto, sorting out that lying cunt of an argonian Jaree-Ra. After everyone was dead, we started looting the cave and she misunderstood one of my instructions. I went back to Whiterun to drop off the loot and then headed out to Windhelm to sort something out about a Mysterious Amulet before I realised Lydia wasn't with me... I started to worry she was dead so I retraced my steps for confirmation and she was still right in the depths of the Grotto, standing there, looking really pissed off... then, as we left the cave, we were attacked by some hired thugs... so I might be back at square one with her... Don't know who hired the thugs... I searched them for a contract or note but didn't find anything... nice to know someone cares, though. Had a cool trek to Meridia's Shrine on Kilkreath, where I got rid of the wizard Malkoran for her... I thought he was going to be a tough fight but nothing can withstand my Glass Soulcatcher for too long... that's my bow, by the way... Meridia gave me 2 swords called Dawnbreaker so I've stashed one away and have started using the other... I like the shiny gem in the handle of it and the extra fire damage that it does... Apologies to Viceman, your picture made me think you were argonian but it sounds like you are a vampire... I haven't met a friendly vampire until you. Massacre, I can not wait to meet you... I focus mainly on destructive magic but it sounds like we could have some necro-fun... hmmm, maybe necromancy could be the answer to my blue balls!!! Can I ask your advice? There is a civil war going on but I have no idea why... Are the Nords just haters or is the Imperial Army to blame? Why would the Stormcloaks want a Breton fighting for them if they hate us... Any useful information would be appreciated as I can't get an unbiased opinion round these parts... Right, I'm off to shed my armor and put on my sexiest medallion to impress Lydia... wish me luck Until next time, fuck Ast and happy travels...

After escaping Helgen, I looked at the war as an opportunity to become a great warrior, and find my purpose in this world. As a Wood Elf who is skilled in archery and stealth, I moved quickly through the ranks of the Imperial Army. General Tullius, while wary of my demeanor, always boasted of my accomplishments as a soldier. It was a long war...a difficult war. Although, Ulfric has fallen, conflict still remains between both sides. After leaving Solitude for good, I still search for my purpose. I really wish someone would do something about these vampires... I received a letter from the Jarl of Falkreath. I wasn't sure what he wanted of me, but I was ready for a change of scenery. Come to find out that all he really needed was for me to clean up petty grievances around the area. It's nice here though. I'm Thane of Falkreath, now. I've built a house on a flat patch of land just outside the village, and I'm getting burned out with all this decorating. I'm afraid I am a bit discouraged that I seem to have no sense of direction, no purpose. The Dragonborn book I picked up in Helgen has been burning a hole in my pocket for some time now. Maybe it's time I do some reading on these dragons.

I think i've only played Skyrim once as an Argonian TBH. I just can't get over that damn Nord accent of hers, it rubs me up the wrong way. Aela is much better IMO; better to look at (Saviour's Hide anyone?) and a less annoying accent. I tend to 50/50 between soloing and adventuring with my Dawnstar housecarl, whatever his name is... Gregor? He's to become my new husband after I killed my previous husband Benor because he looked somewhat derpy what with his deformed caveman forehead. (The children haven't asked where he is, but he's lying semi naked in a snow drift a few hundred feet from the house. His life force repeatedly resurrected and slain to fill my Ebony Blade.) I think my next task is to go back to Solstheim and collect the last of Massacre's associates teachings, tis a pity I can't display them in my library with the Oghma Infinium. After that we move against the Dawnguard, they are becoming a nuisance.

The n'wah is clearly on skooma. Likes to dance close to the fire, that one. When your path takes you farthest north, outlander, be sure to seek out the fool chasing my associate's knowledge. You'll find your way there, in time. Don't let the eyes unsettle you. To know all, you must see all. (Few and far between, but I always enjoy the brief role playing we do here, from time to time)

that's what i need!! the damn black star!! i have the sanguine rose staff that i use a lot, and each use really drains it's charges... nothing like spawning a dremora warrior to either help in the battle, or distract my enemies so i can fuck them up!! ... i married sylgja on this file, she's pretty hot... she's basically a trophy wife because i fight alone... well, i do have a dremora to keep me company when i need it lol... but i found a mod that puts her in the tavern clothes and replaces her pickaxe with a dagger... i was originally trying to marry anwen, who is a redguard priestess in markarth, but she never came home after marriage... i lost her lol somehow, so i reloaded and picked someone else after it failed again... the nords talk about our mixed marriage (im a reguard myself) but they all shut up when they meet the end of my sword ... i think it's time to dive into more skyrim, it's been a minute, playing hitman a lot again recently... my favorite marriage was to mjoll the lioness on my first ever skyrim character... after doing her quest (and silently killing that jack ass that follows her everywhere) she becomes essential and can never die... she's a bad ass in combat... and also looks pretty sexy in her braveheart looking war paint lol...

Yo, if we're kicking people from iGTA, I have permanent dibs on doing the honors. As I recall, it went swimmingly, last time I did it. ... I've probably been kicked out myself, at this point.

Are you sure you're okay landstrider? You seem to be in some sort of mental daze. Maybe you should go see Danica at the Temple of Kynareth and get yourself healed, it could be ataxia. "Tidings." "Yes?" "Yes?" "Tidings." "Hmmm?" *does Argonian things (like stealing all your shit, racism is fun)*

we only kicked out people we didn't know... i'm sure you're still in iGTA ...

Hope to make it to one of these again soon Been busy with having a kid and stuff I wonder if I'm still a crew member...