35 replies to this topic

[Jeru The Damaja]

All you had to do was follow the damn train CJ!

All Big Smoke had to do was shoot the damn train.

[ViceMan]

Indeed, except he wasn't shooting at the train, he was shooting at some Vagos and Rifa on top of the train.

[/derp]

But yeah that fat fuck couldn't shoot straight.

[Iforgotmyusername]

Yea the first time I played San Andreas it took me forever to finish that might been cause I was fifteen..lol

[MrMrs Diones]

Yah never really had trouble with that one....

[ViceMan]

I bet it was easier with Canadian subtitles... "Um yah I think we follow the train eh?" "Okeydokey."

[Mercy Cortez]

Can't remember how long it took me but the fact we all still remember that damn mission shows it was bloody hard. I confess I always use cheats on GTA, I don't have the patience without them.

[ViceMan]

 Mercedes Cortez, on 12 November 2011 - 09:51 PM, said:

Can't remember how long it took me but the fact we all still remember that damn mission shows it was bloody hard. I confess I always use cheats on GTA, I don't have the patience without them.

Burn the heretic! Lash her to within an inch of her life... unless of course you're kinky and like that sort of thing, in which case do the opposite of what I said. No lashing! You must be punished.

[Mercy Cortez]

* stands and takes punishment* my fav cheat was in GTA 3 when u Could change skin to a pedestrian.

[Massacre]

Nothing wrong with cheating. If I can cheat in a video game, I'm bound to do it eventually. I beat GTA IV without cheats, but I eventually decided I don't give a shit about achievements, so now I'll occasionally put in cheats just because I'm lazy. Need to get across town? Fuck it, I'm taking an Annihilator to go drink with Packie. Let's see the cops pull that shit over. Vice City, I killed Sonny Forelli as Sonny Forelli. GTA III, I once played through the entire game as a shopping bag-carrying overweight black grandmother.

Saints Row? I don't even bother playing legit. They're not going to take their own game seriously, why should I? Low gravity and bigger explosions for all.

[Mercy Cortez]

It's practically part of the game cheating, it has to be done eventually. Haveing woman follow u everywhere, or a riot. or pedestrians with guns. Even little things like making your car float to get to the next island. It's good fun.

[ViceMan]

Oh yeah cheating after you've finished the story is fine, but doing it to complete missions... well, on your first playthrough anyway, is totally wrong and should be punishable by QD.

[Mercy Cortez]

I use some cheats during the game 2, like weapons one and armour. Just coz I can't be bothered to find some. But as long as I finish the game I don't care. I don't cheat on any other game tho, I don't need to.

[ViceMan]

'cause you so leet right?

[Mercy Cortez]

Huh?

[ViceMan]

'cause you so leet woman, why fe ye no hear mi when I's spekkin' to ye? Can ye not understand 'pon mi diction? Rass.

[Mercy Cortez]

I don't cheat coz other games are really short, I have the patience with them but GTA takes ages.

[Massacre]

*Ahem*

Riding a dirt bike.
Shooting spics... Can't shoot for shit.
Think I'll blame CJ.

Or,

Shooting Mexicans.
They are larger than bottles,
Somehow can't hit them.