CFO Charles

And fuck you Ghostman, Hentai is where it's at. Obligatory NSFW.

Seriously though, when did we get hydraulics?

Well i'm pretty sure the plug was swapped out, don't know about the wiring.... I'm supposed to give it a few days and bring it back if it hasn't improved. Thankfully he's not charging me anything for it, (my in-law technically). This may be a little above your skill level, but the procedure for removing fluid from a cylinder include removing the cylinder head and bumping the starter to blow out the liquid. Then leave the head off in a dry place to let the rest evaporate. Oh, and Ace, do you watch the Roadkill shows on YouTube? Seems like something you'd enjoy. It's put on by the HOTROD Magazine guys. Can't really do it justice here, but It's good enough that I'm always waiting for the next one. A little late I took it to the shop weeks ago. I Guess I'd blown the valve on cylinder 2. Both the intake and exhaust rocker arms weren't closing. Although from what I've been researching the 3.4 engines have a tendency to leak coolant or oil through the intake manifold gasket. So I'll keep that in the back of my head.

It's normally all I get. I find it a bit more potent, but taste and smoothness mostly.

I would like to point out that I was there too... I also remember you shouting 'shit did I fucking cause that' which I found pretty funny. I nearly won that playlist if it weren't for the parachute shit, me and weev both hit the same tree on the landing. Are you Rjc then?

I'll gladly oblige that and none of this changes the fact I drive burnout style.

It's GTA. Bump. Smash. And fucking Grind. That's my logic. (Just try to avoid smashing on freeway overpasses )

I feel bad too.... I was racing with dup and beev last night and I gored dup right off the freeway overpass into last place.... Then I left because the room was too quiet...

I got lucky last night and martin sent me nothing except mixed up with coke. Went from 77 to 80 in less than two hours. Also, I got a SC message saying "Jizzy has fumbled a heist." ?????

Do eet.

Speed of a sports car, durability and power of a Sandking, decent ground clearance, but not as high as the Sandking, so it can ram rather than drive over shit (which it still does, if you're going slow). I spent an hour just destroying traffic in that thing. It's a shame I'm only rank 74 and can't have it online. It's also a shame the RP bonus this weekend is only for three gang attacks that don't spawn consistently, so I still don't have a reliable way to rank up. I'm in the same boat. Gonna do a grind and hopefully get up to 80 tonight. And dozy, I wasn't complaining about the price, I'm just saying, it's stats are fucking ridiculous for an off road. Also, I'm gonna do a Waynes World photo shoot tonight, anybody else want to join?

Because nobody gives a shit about single player. That and online is where R* makes all their money.

Bitch'n dog food shirt? FUCK YES. This update is making me question whether I'm a hipster or not. Anyway, tried the new vehicles. The dubsta 6x6 is probably the most OP car they've included. The Blade's acceleration is fucking ridiculous! It's quite easily my new favorite car. And as for the rhapsody, I'm on the fence about it... it's a pacer, gremlin combo that can literally be turned into the waynes world mobile (which I'll do if I get it), but statistically it's a worse choice than my Blista. I felt the only thing it really has going for it is RWD. It slides around corners much better, but doesn't have that ability to zip around traffic like the blista or issi...

Fuck. I just realized I have to work 8 to 8 all week...

that isnt even a thing anymore, saying this looks tits, this isnt southpark... also rockstar wont do much else like that, if i were them id allow you to save your cars in a list of modded cars, and keep it there so if it blew upitd stil be on the list, i wouldnt do anything rockstar has done, id make it like san andreas multplayer. hae everything not about cash but bout doing random shit, parkour, foot races, shoot outs, ect. I'm bringing it back ya fuckin porch monkey!

Those old jap tuners look tits. The old alpine is cool too. R* better be giving me a 3rd garage soon.

I know right? and Seven new vehicles. I'm gonna spend the next week deciding what cars I don't want.

The post that made me wish we had Mexicans in Canada.

What high class proud americany part of Vermont do you hail from? Sorry I'm not as concerned with my yard furniture as your mom is. Not to mention we did chill around the fire afterward, did you even read my post?

I'm seriously considering going back to my old work and walking out the door with a new flatscreen and $200 worth of yugioh cards now.

If you're in that exact situation and BBQ isn't you first thought, chances are you have no friends to BBQ with. *Glares into the corner where Bri Bri and Q are huddled on the floor*

Yeah really. "We've got 30 bucks with nothing to do and It's 5pm on a Friday. Barbeque?" "Barbeque." EDIT: I wish I had Pattied my own burgers. I'm guilty for that atrocity. But it was cook them or let them get freezer burned.

I agree there.... My buddies threw together on a 28 of Moose. I stuck to the Goose as usual.

So despite me being stressed and not working the past week I actually tried to enjoy Saturday, which ended up not being bad. Here's a progression of it with anonymous photos of my table. Me and my buddy started with oldschool pokemon battles and bong hits. (Don't mind the faggy hand symbols) Couple more showed up and we turned that into a Barbeque. And to finish it we ended up having more drinks around the fire (which I forgot to photograph for obvious reasons).

Dude. I worked at walmart for 3 years. You can literally load a 50 inch flatscreen onto a trolley, walk out the front door and fucking nobody will try to stop you. I saw it happen multiple times a WEEK. EDIT: Mid morning is probably the best though 10am-11am get in before the greeters and security are in, but it's just busy enough that you can blend in with a crowd. Seriously, I've seen people make a living by stealing from Wal-Marts.