Pump Action Pimp

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  1. I might grow. I've heard you can get these little plants that yield about a quarter each time. Anyone have experience with them?
  2. You made me, promises promises

  3. When I'm lost a sea, I hear your voice, and it carries me.

    1. gtagrl


      Carry on my wayward son

      There'll be peace when you are done

    2. Qdeathstar
  4. why am i so great

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    2. Bronson


      Or you have a purple suit and you were so awesome every other pimp got plastic surgery to look just like you and bought the same clothes

    3. Qdeathstar


      because you lay still and take it. All of it.

    4. ViceMan


      Why does a dog lick its bollocks?

  5. Images of sorrow, pictures of delight, things that make up a life.

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    2. Pump Action Pimp

      Pump Action Pimp


    3. Qdeathstar


      Putting dildos up my butt makes me a whore? Cool, cause my priest said it made me a lonley pervert.

      He was just trying to convince me not to spare his manly rod though...

    4. Pump Action Pimp

      Pump Action Pimp


  6. Everything he ever did, he did for love.

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    2. Qdeathstar


      He still needs the signage, though.

    3. Pump Action Pimp

      Pump Action Pimp


    4. DozyGamer


      So you say, but he still won't do that.

  7. When she crawls under your skin, you're not quite the same.

    1. Qdeathstar


      tell me about it, it's like cancer.

  8. How ya guys and gals been doing/

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    2. gtagrl


      Tit for tat, Bri-bri...do your tongue exercises.

    3. GunSmith


      And chew lots of gum.

    4. Brian


      Trace the alphabet right?

  9. I know the night is not what it would seem.

    1. Qdeathstar


      when rumbles of rolling thunder chase dreams

  10. She has a built in ability, to take everything she sees.

  11. She seems to have an Invisible Touch

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    2. OG Trev

      OG Trev

      You mean an imaginary touch

    3. Qdeathstar


      no, he definitely fondled her...

    4. Pump Action Pimp

      Pump Action Pimp

      We're close, that's all.

  12. That's not true. Not a great counter argument I know, but they have plenty of pull. It's why they're allowed to run wild like Hulkamania south of the border.
  13. Maybe it can happen in Canada. Not in the states. The Cartels control marijuana down there, grow in the legal states, and distribute at higher prices throughout the country.
  14. I don't give two shits about marijuana becoming legalized and it's not a big enough issue to sway me politically. As a daily smoker, tbh, I'm not a huge fan of the culture surrounding it. That being said, it's foolish to have it illegal yet we can get piss drunk.
  15. A favor for a friend Cortez?

  16. I will greet this day with love in my heart. And how will I do this? Henceforth will I look on all things with love and I will be born again. I will love the sun for it warms my bones; yet I will love the rain for it cleanses my spirit. I will love the light for it shows me the way; yet I will love the darkness for it shows me the stars. I will welcome happiness for it enlarges my heart; yet I will endure sadness for it opens my soul. I will acknowledge rewards for they are my due; yet I will welcome obstacles for they are my challenge.
  17. why do British people call doors flippity dippity butter shutters

  18. and if you ain't a bitch get up out my trap house

  19. Didn't know him obviously...but RIP, shit.
  20. Day breaks, my heart aches, I will wait for you right here.

    1. CaPn bOnEs

      CaPn bOnEs

      sounds fake, like when i wake, from this dream state of swimming on a lake, full of dealdly fish, for fucks sake...

    2. Massacre
    3. CaPn bOnEs
  21. Promise me everything you said about the Fireflies is true

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    2. Qdeathstar


      Meh, it's not. I just wanted to fuck you... Soz

    3. Pump Action Pimp

      Pump Action Pimp

      wtf fuck you then i'm going back

    4. Qdeathstar


      Ok... It was a one n done sweetie...

  22. she a buttah face hoe she a buttah face hoe. she got a nice body but that face doe

    1. Ginginho


      Mongol face with an Oakland booty... Downs girl got back...