beatnicpie
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Men be different from women? I never knew...
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Bacon, egg in a hole, and hash brown patties. Sweet Chathulu, but I love breakfast!
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Is that the food equivalent to "get a room"?
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Be my hood ornament, Mr. Ace.
Not much homo
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Just re-watched an old Richard Pryor show.... he is my nomination for funniest honky of all time. Although, he seems to have stolen his whole routine, including mannerisms, from Chris Rock...
And Chris Rock is clearly imitating David Spade.
*double wink*
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You won't even be able to fathom my handsomeness once i lose aboot 20lbs. You might even be tempted to buy my pinup calender for your wallBuy one? I've already made several.
I'm just waiting on a shot of you winking to complete my 2015 edition.
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The English fail at everything.You ain't had my woman's cooking. Xmas dinner featured a turkey smothered in bacon fat and bacon. Did I mention that the bacon sat in maple syrup for two days? And that she's a vegetarian that constantly cooks me delicious meats?
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It's not funny, my ass is on fire.
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
Good ole Tom, indeed.
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I've misquoted this on the site before, so here it is properly:
Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.
H.L. Mencken
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DrBeatnicpie
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What fun... What fun...
What fun... What fun...
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The blimp is great and all, but I really wanted a hot air balloon.
C'mon R*!
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I'm in.
Apparently Reddit is raging war against Pisswasser.
how?
Yeah, how?
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I introduced my mom to the game today. As I switched characters to show her the protagonists, Trevor was hunched of the toilet in his trailer, furiously masterbating. When he finished, he sniffed his hand, an wiped it on the bathroom wall.
I turned to my mother and said, "So, that's GTA V."
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"BLR" is my favorite so far. Saw another movie that was a R* take on pretentious foreign cinema, and for TV I coughs Gordon Moorehead rides again, a 40's film noire spoof. I've always loved the TV and movies R* give us.
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Well... Another IV character popped up...
I just wanted to mourn the death of Johnny Klebitz... He didn't deserve that...
Broke my fucking heart.
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I haven't even met Trevor yet.Yer gonna love him, hon.
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Took my blimp all the way north. Fuck yeah.
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Hurricane Katrina...
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Maybe someone needs to restart the internet?
How about it Massy?
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Yeah, but only if you play Boyz II Men.
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Thanks for y'all's dedication to keeping my favorite site safe.
Don't like this. I'm brown nosing.
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Shot in the dark really.