beatnicpie

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  1. I brought up Obama because the reported violence took place in a town called Bama. I was making a bad joke.

    I will agree that the American government and upper class are serving their own interests overseas, but as an American that disagrees with most of the choices made (that I pay attention to) by the government that "represents me" they do not serve my interests when it comes to foreign policy. I do not support what we've done in Afghanistan or Iraq. I do agree with John Kerry condemning violence in Nigeria


  2. see qd yer the typical racist yankee fuckhead that needs the shit knocked out of ya. id be so happy to do it too. yer such a dumb racist cunt that a rebuttal isnt worth my time aside from this. yawn....now where's my coffee.....lmao

    Stop being a cunt. That's my job.

    Someone once said to me "I'm not racist I'm black" I laughed my way into a beating.

    Laugh your way through the beating and you win a cookie!


  3. I learned some things today. The town that was most recently hit was called Bama. Our president probably took the attack personally, or John Kerry thought he would, therefore Kerry condemned the attack. Also, Nigeria's president is named Goodluck Jonathan. How fucking cool/odd/ironic is that?

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  4. *Masturbates to Georgia's picture*

    you guys are such fucking pervs , no wonder all you guys have is porn and no real women lol my friend from Germany just invited me onto the wewana play app and I wanted new friends , but not you guys lol i'll stick to real men who play GTA but can still hold a decent conversation with women

    Oh, hell no. There will be none of that. Not on my watch, sister.

    Firstly, if you're put off by one masturbation comment on a forum full of guys, you're not gonna have a good time here.

    Secondly, we have many forum members that are happily married or have girlfriends, as well as many fine upstanding single guys, all of whom count as real men. I've had many a decent conversation with them, when we're taking a break from being perverted.

    Thirdly, if you're really trying to make friends, get off your high horse, because right now you're coming off like someone more interested in pushing an app on strangers than opening up and meeting new people. Stop being judgmental, and tap into your sense of humour.

    We run one of the best fansites, we have excellent game guides and no-bullshit content, and we're a hoot to play with online. Take it or leave it.

    Three cheers for gtagrl!

    Hip hip :faplight: !

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  5. ...and many assisted dirty jackals

    What the devil is an "assisted dirty jackal"?

    I'd have invited you all, but it was such a private ceremony that we didn't even invite family. In retrospect, keeping family away from our wedding, it was pretty much stress free. It also made running off to consummate the marriage super easy! :buttsecks:

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  6. Y'all make me feel so damn cool.

    And some back story for anyone who missed it before.

    We met playing Red Dead Redemption's Co-op missions. Myself and two other guys had been playing through a few missions and doing alright. We were chatting and having a good old time. But then a GIRL joined the lobby before we started The Escape. First words out her mouth, "You're all going down, bitches. Check out my score," in a lovely Yorkshire (Northern England) accent. And she was right. Us men said not a word as she ran around killing everything and talking all kinds of trash. "You're all crap!" "Send a woman to do a man's job." "Donkey ball sucking noobs." That kind of thing.

    Then, during The River, she got shot down at Crooked Toes. "I need a prick in the ass!" she cried out. I mustered all my courage, stepped up to her character and said, "I've got your prick right here," and revived her. She cackled loudly, and a great romance began...

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