ViceMan

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  1. ViceMan
    What are the settings? Let me guess... auto aim off.
  2. ViceMan
    Plus a redhead who is also a werewolf. (Even though she never uses it outside of scripted missions. ) And bOnEs, she could tear me up in bed any day. Verging into nerd talk now. *puts on wide-framed spectacles and snorts derisively at others*
  3. ViceMan
    Aela the Huntress was my Nord's wife.
  4. ViceMan
    Yes but not as good as running on a PS9. As for the rest of the topic... No, just no. Does nobody use logic and simple reasoning to discern the facts any more?
  5. ViceMan
    Sure many nerds will be glad they can marry Lydia now and finally realise their fantasies.
  6. ViceMan
    Is the guy in the centre at the back taking a dump? The facial expression would suggest so.
  7. ViceMan
    The only things I haven't done is collect all the Daedric artifacts or the Dragon Priest masks. I started both in my mage character storyline, but as the game bugged I never went back to it. There are quite a few side quests I haven't done too, but they are of minor importance. I only just did "No One Escapes Cidnha Mine" the other day, it's one of those quests I never got around to finishing on any of my other save files.
  8. ViceMan
    Oh and blocking the road with cars on Asparagus Ave, so cars and pedestrians have to deviate from their set route and fall over the edge of the road plummeting 70ft to their death.
  9. ViceMan
    Punch a taxi, driver gets out, walk to taxi behind, move when he goes to punch you so he punches the other taxi, taxi driver gets out, taxi drivers (and passengers) fight, punch another taxi, do the same, wait for police to show up... that's how I spent a lot of my time in IV. Either that or pissing the Russian Mafia off in Hove Beach.
  10. ViceMan
    Autosave is a bastard game ruiner. I can never forgive it for how many times it's caused my game to crash and/or freeze. I had ten times more problems with it turned on, since I turned it off I can't remember the last time the game froze on me.
  11. ViceMan
    It takes 20 seconds for the base shout to charge but when using all three it takes 35, waiting only takes two seconds assuming you don't have autosave turned on as that freezes the game momentarily. http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Whirlwind_Sprint
  12. ViceMan
    Yeah next playthrough when I actually do the main storyline and recreate my Nord character I will try to use all the shouts at least once.
  13. ViceMan
    I meant wait an hour as in "use the wait function"...
  14. ViceMan
    Yeah, use it, wait an hour, use it again, wait an hour... repeat. Gets a bit annoying hearing "WOLD.... NAH KAST!!!" Over and over again though.
  15. ViceMan
    The only shouts I use are the obvious one and whirlwind spirit when i'm overloaded with gear and can't run. They are the only two I have favourited. I can't be arsed going into the magic menu and choosing a shout halfway through a battle. Most of 'em do the same job as spells anyway.
  16. ViceMan
    I find it boring with auto aim off, too long and drawn out. I just want to get in there, two shots to the head, kill someone, get killed myself and repeat.
  17. ViceMan
    If I manage to get that far without a random bug fucking up my game...
  18. ViceMan
    No trolling Duff, watch it or i'll report you.
  19. ViceMan
    Airports should always be on strike, the police should have to open a complaints investigation every time they kill an innocent bystander and buses should be full of smelly foreigners and idiotic youths with their shitty iPads blaring shitty music throughout the bus. Also the buses should be cancelled 25% of the time, to add to the suspense.
  20. ViceMan
    I will just shoot you in the face irrespective of if we have prior business to conclude. Remember, i'm not hosting it, you are.
  21. ViceMan
    I suppose it's one of those tall ones. Then again don't they have the freezer built in?
  22. ViceMan
    See if this was a reasonable European sized fridge it would take ten minutes at most, but you Americans with your poxy walk in fridges, no wonder it takes eight hours. Hah, I made a stereotype! Oh well, off to drink some tea and play cricket in the rain while I shout "jolly good old chap!" and wave at passers by from the back of a horse and cart.
  23. ViceMan
    I think you've pulled, bOnEs.
  24. ViceMan
    *facepalms... twice*
  25. ViceMan
    My Khajiit character is taking shape, just forged my glass weaponry, which I think i'll stick with for him. It's powerful enough with the 15x sneak bonus, it's not as if i'm going to be doing the main storyline and encountering Draugr Deathlords or i'd be in trouble.