ViceMan

Ah sod it let's go for the rocket launcher deathmatch at the airport then. Platform: PS3 Location: Airport Duration: 20 mins Auto-Aim: Off (doesn't really matter with rocket launchers anyway.) Weapons: Rocket Launchers Police: OFF Traffic: OFF Pedestrians: OFF Blips: ON Online I.D Display: ON Reticule Health: ON Voice Chat: ON Respawn Distance: Near Respawn Time: 1 sec Time of Day: Morning Weather: Clear Dogs: Cat-like Rape: After ingesting copious amounts of alcohol.

Well my thief's one handed is a lot higher than archery since most of the time you're sneaking up behind enemies and slitting their throats. Also on an unrelated note, the decapitation kill for dual wielding two weapons reminded me quite a lot of Star Wars: ROTS. I made do with the Thieves Guild armour throughout most of my current game and didn't die, but now i've switched to the DB set. (I'm switching back to the Nightingale set when i've completed those quests.)

I think we can work something out using just those phrases. Or we could do morse code with the car engines.

Nah I fucking hate laptops. So what do we reckon? Rocket launcher deathmatch or perhaps we could do two ten minute matches instead; one RL and one in TBoGT.

Actually Bandit Chiefs are really easy for my thief to defeat, even without sneak attacking and just doing dual wielding power attacks they go down in two to three hits. Although I am using an ebony dagger and sword combo. But still, my Nord tank had more trouble taking them down than my thief.

I repeat; "Brian? Ain't you dead?"

Well my computer isn't next to my PS3, it's in another room. So i'm not going to get up and come in here to type a message. Played a bit of TL&D multiplayer last night, servers were almost all empty though. Had one really funny race with a random guy; I was driving a Ripley and he was driving a prison bus, he had the speed but for some reason he stopped halfway through the first lap and I overtook him. I managed to keep him behind me by blocking him off and making him crash into parked cars, on the second lap he was trying to get past on the elevated road and crashed straight into the barrier separating the two lanes and totalled his bus. I was laughing so hard for about five minutes and even ended up winning the race... he had to go and find another car. Was funny as fuck, haven't laughed so hard in ages.

I'd like to see a Draugr Death Overlord with that.

Well nobody invited me, not that I would've said much anyway... Can't be arsed to keep stopping the game to type. I might even have a game of TL&D multiplayer later.

I don't have a headset, nor do I intend on getting one. I'd like to have a TL&D one too, maybe a bike race with the sawnoff.

I was thinking for the next match we could do a rocket launcher fest at the airport since Marney loves rocket launchers so much. Don't know if that should be the main match though or for the fuckabout afterwards. Actually, I was also thinking about a TL&D or TBoGT match too, if everybody - that is, all three of us who are likely to turn up - has it.

My first character wasn't really anything, he was neutral I guess. Just did a bit of everything.

I might stay up for the after match shenanigans tonight as i'm not at work this week. Don't really care about the location. Maybe put respawn distance as close if it's a low turnout... which is pretty likely.

Warmod of the wastes. Go on, tell us off about how this isn't the asylum.

No, outline your plans, tell us more about what you intend to do and the gruelling road that ultimately led to victory.

SPEECH! SPEECH!

Easiest way to make money; blue butterfly wings + blue mountain flower + giant's toe, all found on the plains around Whiterun and the potion sells for 1500 with good alchemy and speech skills. There are other potions that are easier to produce en masse, they only sell for 300+ septims but when you have 50 of them sitting in your inventory it totals up to well over 10000. So much so that even with the investor and master trader perks you'll still have trouble selling them all to several shops. (Before you say it, the advantage of this over selling really expensive weapons is that you can sell only as many potions as you need to clear out the vendor's supply of gold and keep the rest to sell later. Selling a 10000+ septim weapon to a vendor with only 4000 gold means you're losing 6000 septims on each sale.)

Yeah I used one Dremora and one Storm atronach when I was playing as a mage. Had a nice complement of ranged and melee attacks then. Since I wasn't playing through the main storyline I didn't have access to the dragonrend shout, making Dremora pretty much useless against dragons.

Getting into your new role already I see.

I'm sorry, do you have tourettes or is that a language you're speaking? Dutch isn't it.

Storm atronachs are better, they look more menacing. Aside from the obvious strength difference.

Aw shit, with bOnEs gone... I don't want a position of responsibility. What if I accidentally make a noob cry?

Yeah OPX is a decent enough mod.

Massy is my nigguh.

Chris Barrie playing Rimmer in Red Dwarf. Anyway, I have fully mastered the topographical layout of the Reach, I can now get from Windhelm to Markarth via Whiterun in about 5 in-game hours. Made me think of a good game if this had multiplayer: A race from city to city taking a set route, but you have to collect certain ingredients along the way. Riften to Solitude: 20 thistles, 10 tundra cotton, 5 bees, 10 blue mountain flower, 1 nightshade.