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i think that's when i started losing it... i was faking it before the 2nd playlist ...

the night's pimp hand was good... the first gathering... bmx's bitch refused to pay her share... she's paying jesus now... weev and dio... me and dio were struggling with the big hose... bouncing... me and grl... into the the ceiling lol... me and dio enjoying another pole... gtagrl just got back from yet another client session... hence the makeup... alabaster dup, with delilah... bold move by dup to take out the rival bmx... this did not at all turn out as i had hoped lol... two pimps and their hoes fighting over a bitch... gtagrl... me... dio... weevgrl... ogbmx... dirty nemo... alabaster dupz0r... nemo is losing his mind... lay off the meth yo... who is weev and who is grl?!? fanboy giving dup's nemo an ultimatum... obviously alabaster wasnt happy... taylor swift taking out her competition... subway shenanigans... wwwoooaaaahhh?!?!? my new daddy (fanboy) picked me up after buying me from dupz... delilah showing everyone how she rose up from the hooker class to the escort class... a couple bitches out on the town... of course people try and show off in front of us... when you.... ---------- ---------- sorry i flaked out at the end... this game does that to me from time to time... i try to enjoy, but then i just hate trying to fake it lol... it's not you, it's the game ... i got a funny ass video of us all sitting down at the stylist... i'll edit that soon and post here ...

we can always hit up the iGTA PSN chat for heist partners this week... i'll let the chat know on my next break about 2X heists, even if it's not with you or me, i'm sure some of them wouldn't mind teaming up together regardless... it's a nice money making opportunity... $1M a piece just for the finale... might have to get my 4th account (the joker) some money and experience and some unlocks... hell even my main account could always use a few extra dollars too ...

way to spam the topic spammy mcspammerson... no one asked you if you cared... gosh... i'd actually like to play them just because i haven't played them in a long time... it's not about the money... but if it's only going for a week then it prolly wont happen... UPDATE: confirmed to be one week only ... http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/60197/Double-GTA-RP-Payouts-in-GTA-Online-Heists-This-Week-May-9th-15th maybe thursday or friday night i might want to play em if anyone is interested...

heists are currently 2x RP/GTA$... not sure for how long tho, my guess is only a week...

well delilah's ready... if i have to, i'll switch to willy D...

dunno who i am gonna impersonate yet, but it'll be cool to see another bones running around ... should we coordinate that somehow so we don't get multiple weevs or fanboys and such?? also, crew emblem has been updated ... didn't forget this time...

so i got over 40 snaps to share... yup, bare with me ... starting out the night in lil mexico, but hipsters spawned there instead (R* logic) so i got a few good ones as machete... viva la mexico! (bmx with the wet willy on nemo ) can you spot dupz in this shot?! ... getting our vehicles out of the impound... nemo had a parting shot... hey dio, you don't mind if they borrow your rancher do you?? bmx with the worlds longest endo... ... holding up the moon with a choice finger... i thought these would turn out cooler... nemo was shooting me with the annihilator... limo ride... can you still not spot dupz?? ... no matter how chola you get, weev, roxy still looks like white trash ... when mexicans spot a discount... i might have a problem... me and nemo ... ZOMG JOB SNAPS!!! do i get weev?? yup... dio's turn... do i get him?? probably........ nemo's death by divebomb job (can never remember the name lol) lol umm, midget monkey man?? ... back at the gtargl apartment party (as is tradition) cynical be looking like aunt jemima ... bones be looking cool... gtagrl and.... still can't spot dupz???!!! ... who is in the red tho, i plum forgot... nacho (bigboss) thought this was brokeback mountain night ... cynical leaves the lobby and all of a sudden....... gtagrl is assessing the situation... bmx be like, "everything's fine" ... couldn't decide which one i liked better of dio and me... embracing bmx... while he embraces dupz... while he embraces the sky... this fall, bones and nemo... starring in, "the taco farmer"... -------------------------------------------------------- aaaaand that's all folks... --------------------------------------------------------- like dio, i was also racist... most of my snaps were done with the nueva esperanza filter ...

probably...

i grew up on a farm, but had no desire to do that myself when i moved out lol... plus i live in the city, don't feel like it anymore... but i do support local farmers and buy local as much as possible... we're kind of blessed here in michigan, we can grow just about anything, and grow it well...

oh man, not being able to taste the true taste of cilantro must suck ... it's literally in just about every mexican meal, i put it in a lot of my meals just to add a bit extra to every dish...

cilantro grows like weeds, it doesn't take much to grow ...

if only the game had a katana ...

dressing as mexicans seems fun... dressing like queers doesn't sound as fun...

if we're gonna do an LGBT night, we're not gonna make fun of it... from your guidelines it seems the male characters will be the females and the females will be the guys... yea, i just don't see how that would be interesting... i think you need to meet more gay people, kuz ... all i can picture for that is all of us hanging out at cockatoos... i like the idea of doing a rainbow colored car meet tho...

if we coordinated that color lineup, it'd be kind of cool, actually... is there a gay awareness day or week? we should shoot for that... meanwhile, machete is ready for tomorrow ...

...so no more non-themed crew blue nights then?? that's essentially what i was pegging the orangie night as... perhaps we could also do the street gang equivalent of MC night, bike life night??

wow, the creator of the orangie movement doesn't want to do trump cheeto colored night? ...

we can do orangye night first, it's like a crew blue night, only with orange... so shenanigans basically... we can just add warriors night to wherever it fits into the schedule... not a rush or anything, just another idea...

this sunset was too good to pass up, so while everyone was getting into character i snapped these... first car meet... raining, typical gta... 2nd car meet... holy shit it's tanner!!! ... bmx looking dapper as fuck... me and dupz... fanboy jfk dio... gtagrl on point as usual... me doing a cool 80s movie chase scene with tanner in the bird... at the mansion... why you gotta hit the only 2 black guys here, fanman?? tanner and me looked damn good next to each other... dio and grl... there's that man again... kuz was there for the first playlist and the rest of the evening... so was weev... that's all i got... i only saved like 8 or 9 clips this week, it was refreshing not having to dig thru a bunch of them...

well if they're planning a fall release, teasing it now would be a good time... and you know those pyramids would be a cool conspiracy story ... plus, you might want to rethink the setting not being ideal, here's some art depicting what ancient egypt used to look like... https://www.google.com/search?q=ancient+egypt+landscape&safe=off&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj5y9nlgcPTAhXh6YMKHQY1AfUQ_AUICigB&biw=1567&bih=610#safe=off&tbm=isch&q=ancient+egypt+city i'd love to see an ancient greece or rome, if we're going B.C. that is... and dammit, what's wrong with feudal japan or a chinese ming dynasty era? there's still so much in history to explore, they could be making these games for decades...

i heard the rumors, is it official now??

just gonna throw this out there, but now that we have proper cuts and stuff, we should do a warriors night again ...

here's a couple more of my contracts... i see weev played the first one here, lol your ZERO score cracked me up lol ...