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in lockup with weev, border patrol doug looking over us... fuck the system... dup put on a good show... dio with his mother jokes... border patrol doug didn't like those stories of the homeland... dio and dup are about to head back... one last hurrah!! weev... bmx and bigboss.. i held my composure, but was about to unleash on the freeroam killing...not on crew night FFS... nice landing bigboss, with R2 looking on, and bmxog in the air ... lmao... the only vehicle untouched... ... truth...

i updated a bunch of my jobs today, tequi-la-pow should be bmxog proof now...

you know what that means... RIP doug... i decided to use montana instead... i got a baller i can drive around, and he looks the part as well...

nah, but that'd be hilarious if we had a border patrol ranger! .. ----- so a cop walks into a bar... the glitch takes a number of times to get the rythm right, but even then, it takes a few tries to get back in there... all the walls are non-clipping, so don't get too close to the edges, and i also got the idea to park a pegasus helicopter near the wall breach so when you fail and fail again, you can get a free parachute to keep trying...

i'll dick around with montana and see what i come up with... he doesn't have a cool ride tho, that's why i wanted to use delilah, i had this voodoo i wasn't using that was stored in the back of my garage waiting to be used for something...

maybe the filter didnt do it justice, she looks close enough... i considered breaking out my cholo account but none of those characters are over level 24... who are you using? your asian?

but how many cholitas will actually be there?

delilah is ready...

that's pretty much the same idea i had, dio , i thought about maybe adding a sombrero, or maracas, but whatever, it's good enough ... i'll cholita up delilah... perhaps tinker with montana for later in the evening if i feel like it... yea, i'm home now... UPDATE: oh no!! the new logos are gonna start to push the old jackal logo out of the 1st spot!! ...

first!!! oh wait, damn ... i r be der... (thanks, grrrrl )

yup, just not into pics much anymore, that's why i am upset i didn't save the flare gun kill video ... but i'll still take them, i just won't spend 20 takes on them to get just the right one... i more or less now, try a couple times and keep the best one... i did get a good one of you leaping that wheel tho, 2nd shot too i think...

none of my videos were worth it... and for some reason, i didn't save the R2D2 flare burn... i hope you did R2!! i need thats videoz, for the vines lulz... anywho, here's my pics from this 28th of april... drunk dio, and a stoned weev... crew cars in a flower patch, with a ninja dio hiding about... this asian isn't taking anymore jokes about his eyes... blurry explosions... thanks, rockstar ... dio, R2's backside, and bigboss... throw in a weev and you got a set... lol, dio and bigboss are joining forces, with their fingers combined... dio being epic... flower power...

i'm prolly gonna be a little late... had to work OT and i still have to buy a suit for my brothers graduation on saturday...

you're so fucking lame...

bullshit...

TUE APR 28 - 6PM (EST) 11PM (GMT) --- Join us this Tuesday for iGTA Crew Night! #shenanigans, user create jobs, photo ops, streaming, etc... Stay as long as you like, but please share your experience here with us for all to enjoy! Pics, videos, stories... Crew Nights are always told from multiple viewpoints, so please tell us your side of the story! If you created a new job, post a link here so we can try and get it into a playlist! --- Theme: Crew Blue Night... since we couldn't come up with a solid themed idea, or decide on one in general, i picked crew night instead... yup, plain ol' "wear blue" crew night... no worries, we'll have cinco de mayo the following week, and BMX night afterwards... never hurts to take a break and just have some fun like we always do... as an idea to stay away from the usual places, hows about we hang out in paleto bay instead? or shandy shores? anywhere but the city for a change... seen it, done it, too many crew nights spent in the city... --- Guidelines: * Join the iGTA community here, or befriend one of us to join the Crew. * Add some of us on the Playstation Network to get invited. * You can join whenever, but the earlier the better. Ask for an invite if you want in. * If there's an "EVENT THEME", please dress appropriately. * NO CREW KILLING (unless #shenanigans happen or agreed upon) * NO DIRTY RACING! Also, listen to us if there's specific rules for a job. * NO BULLET-PROOF HELMETS during competitive play. It ruins the balance of the matches. * NO CONSUMING OF SNACKS during competitive play. Be a man and die with honor. * No going off-radar in competitive matches. * Don't ruin someone's Photo or Video if they're trying to set something up. ...we'll add more as we go if needed.

what's the deal with all the random topics from random people when i log in today? *merged into proper topic* ok mr. djgamer, i have a vine of a successful pool landing, something that never happened in your video... last week i jumped off the richman hotel and survived... put that in your next video, with credit of course... https://vine.co/v/ea67PYUE2u0

took some snaps this morning... i feel like i haven't done that enough lately, the ones you take time to set up... i've snapped plenty of shenanigans and random musings, but i've been slacking on the others... delilah's dukes... beach fun... dangerous waters...

...or, you could like, join our crew? PS4 is more active, PS3 not so much... also, merged into proper topic...

i already mentioned may 5th earlier ... i'll be back from my vacation in florida, i'll be ready to do some drinking... we can chuck the skate park into a playlist, it's not like we're gonna have any spanish themed jobs... my andele race would work... sooo, crew night this week then, or roadtrip?

colin and greg made a good point a while back when bethesda announced the E3 presser... they dropped skyrim that fall when they officially announced it... unless they're wrong, that means that fallout 4 is nearing completion... todd howard's team is pretty good at keeping the lid on projects... i dunno, i got faith, but i won't be disappointed if i had to wait until next year...

i've thought about making a bmx stunt park/job but always get distracted or forget about it... we've done a lot of BMX'n in the past few weeks on crew nights already, i've got a number of good BMX pics...

ahhh, but the bigger question is; will a new fallout be coming out around the same date?? E3 presser is getting closer ...

watched that again... two things i missed the first time because i was at work half paying attention: 1. thunderdome... 2. release date announced, spetember 1st... ...

nah, i wanted to make olympic nights at least once a year, maybe even twice a year... we make our own schedule, fuck the IOC... yea i too feel like the themed stuff is running thin... but when i did three crew blue nights in a row before hippy night, people started grumbling... so i don't know... maybe one theme a month is a good idea, with the occassional "drift night" or something thrown in the middle... there's nothing wrong with reliving some of our funner crew nights either, cinco de mayo is right around the corner ...