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    I was actually looking at twitter when the Rockstar tweet popped up and for a second thought their account had been hacked. Instant thought on the logo was that it was a fan made mock up like the thousand others we've seen around the net.

    Then I masturbated.

    Haha same as me. I was like hmm... Maybe they have been hacked and this is a joke. But I masturbated anyway. Got wrong off my boss though.

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    Any of you got iDevices with iOS5? There's a few new features like iMessage and Find my Friends which allow you to communicate free over the internet. If any of you have it, my email address is [email protected]. Post your emails and I'll send you random messages when I'm bored at work. Or stalk you on Find my Friends :D

    If you don't have an iPhone/iPad/iPod and you came in this topic, you're gay.

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    You can encode it as you capture it which slightly reduces the quality, but that will generally get you maybe 3 or 4 mins per GB. Then you can reduce the video size if you want to make it even more space efficient. Generally I record uncompressed so I can rip perfect HD screenshots, then just delete the video.

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    TBH although that looks amazing, even as a non-American I find that in bad taste. Not once in the video did they say RIP to those who lost their lives and I didn't really see anything in game that mentioned that either, and they're even asking people to DONATE to them to build it! All it's going to do is cause Rockstar more controversy when someone flies a plane into it and makes a video and newspapers will just go straight with "gta lets you recreate terrorist attacks"... 18 months well and truely wasted as far as I'm concerned.

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    But I saw those two Aussie blokes talking to Holly Valance on the advert and they were drinking Fosters! Don't lie. Everyone knows all you do is get drunk on Fosters and race around on Kangaroos...

    That's pretty much all there is to do in Australia, besides battling giant spiders. Those things are all over the place.

    Well, that and saving your baby from Dingos!

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    Thought it might be interesting to see where everyone on here is from. Would be cool if one of us is travelling near to another member, cos you know, could meet up... For sex. Or murder.

    Reason I'm mainly asking is because I might have been going to Miami for a week and I'm sure we used to have some members from around there. I'm not going now though, but it's still interesting. Also I need to know where you live so when I gamble all my money away I can crash at your place.

    Anyway..........

    I'm from Newcastle in the North East of the UK. It's pretty much the most Northern town in England before you get to the Scottish border, so our accents do sound slightly Scottish to people who don't know any better. It's nowhere near London. When I speak to Americans when I'm over there they think everyone comes from London. No, Newcastle is about 400 miles away from London, it's the other end of the country.

    I suppose Newcastle is famous for it's bridges, nightlife and women. There are a number of bridges over the River Tyne, including the Tyne Bridge and Milennium Bridge which are pretty cool. The Tyne Bridge was featured in the credits for "Driver" on PS1 if you can remember that far back. The nightlife is pretty crazy. There's TONS of bars here and it's a lot cheaper than most of the country. People travel from all over for stag/hen do's (bachelor parties?). And the women... Well they don't like wearing much, even though it's not very warm here. Plenty eye candy. And slags. Oh and you might have heard of/seen/drunk Newcastle Brown Ale which is from here (although now brewed in Edinburgh or something). Oh, and there's the Angel of The North. And the casino...

    Err, here's some pics.

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    An Idiot Abroad 2 - EP 1 (TV Series)

    Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington return. Karl is given a "bucket list" with 100 things to do before you die and he has to choose ones he wants to do. He decides to spend a night alone on a desert island, but Ricky and Merchant have other plans and send him to New Zealand to bungee jump, meet tribes and go on about 10 flights before he gets a chance to spend the night on an island. In his underwear.

    Really funny and Karl's stupidity is still up there with other stupid things he's said in the past. Can't wait to see the rest of the series.

    9/10

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYLDOM2lbYc

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    Friends With Benefits (Movie)

    Basically a story about two people who suck at relationships (Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake). They become good friends in New York and eventually decide to be fuck buddies - totally physical, no feelings or whatever, hence about 15 minutes worth of footage of Mila Kunis almost nude (and Justin if you're into that kind of thing). Although of course feelings eventually do come into it but I won't spoil it.

    All I'll say is Mila Kunis is a goddess. She works well with Justin and the story is funny and quite believable, but just watch it for her.

    Overall I enjoyed the movie even though it was slightly chick-flicky, but Mila made it worthwhile :D. Would watch it again, maybe on my own this time

    :whistle::fap:

    8.5/10

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    Whether it be a movie, tv show, gig, stand up comedy, etc. I'm not including sport events but you could if you really feel the need. Post here and give a short review for it. Try to keep it in the same format as my post.

    Final Destination 5 - (Movie)

    Exactly what you'd expect from Final Destination. People being killed off one by one in ridiculous ways. The CGI and gore was actually incredibly good/realistic, but the story is just stupid and one of the deaths (laser eye girl) was the stupidest thing I've ever seen. She might as well have just killed herself.

    Overall it was enjoyable to watch, despite me finding most of it funny in a way that I don't think you're supposed to.

    7.5 / 10

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    If it's set in LA, that sewer passage could be a good vehicle playground.

    Yeah, from what I can remember, it was wasted space in San Andreas as far as car stunting went.

    Also, we may have to rethink all our ideas. Just found this on a tRUstEd source. Someone must have been suffering a brain injury when they decided to post that.

    That's been photoshopped. Having played GTA 5 in LA earlier this year, the graphics were NOWHERE NEAR as good as that :jumpy:

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    Like I just said on Twitter/FB...

    Grand Theft Auto invented guns and the idea of shooting people. No crime existed before GTA "glorified violence". FACT (according to the stupid media).

    People this fucking retarded were going to go mental without any computer games. Why can't people just get it through their fat fucking heads that games can't be blamed for everything. The next time I get caught speeding I'm going to say Need For Speed made me do it, and write to the newspapers suggesting they make a big fuss about it and get it banned. Because it's evil. Why the fuck isn't CALL OF DUTY not blamed for this? THAT IS A FUCKING MURDER SIMULATOR! The whole game is based around shooting people with army weaponry. A bit like this fucker did... I can't quite remember the mission in GTA where we were in a submarine and were told to kill innocent soldiers... Oh, cos there hasn't been one.

    The media are complete cunts. Everyone knows that. They haven't got a clue about anything besides ILLEGALLY hacking people's phones. But I bet they only did that because they hacked stuff in BioShock and thought it was ok.

    Then again, the Metro (free toilet paper) and Daily Mirror are shite anyway. The same people who enjoy playing the games will happily write about them negatively to sell papers. Unfortunately for them, all they're actually doing is creating MORE HYPE about the game. Free advertising for Rockstar. I bet they're laughing their cocks off. And inevitably, because of the publicity, whenever some other spacker goes mental with a gun, they've been given a free excuse to blame GTA.

    How come 99.9% of people who play the game are perfectly normal? Well, maybe normal isn't the right word knowing some of you on here :roll: but seriously 1 in every million people who play the game does something stupid, yet the game is obviously causing mass terrorism or some shit. They haven't got a friggin clue.

    Still, free advertising for GTA. If people search for it and find my site, free traffic and potentially free advertising revenue. Cheers scumbag media :thumbup:

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