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My vault has evolved to the point of selective breeding. Only my best and brightest are allowed to reproduce. My weakest dwellers are being sent into the wastes unarmed; they either meet success or die. Survival of the fittest.

Some snaps from our double-RP heist session before I went on hols...with Dup, Weev and bOnEs Dup & Weevgrl Delilah points, Weevgrl facepalms... Me and Dup in full heist gear The heist crew stops for freezies...

Birthday love from work. The bag contains alcohol. Which I'll be drinking throughout the shift.

Cortana repulses me. She's been leading Master Chief on for years. They both know they can never fuck.

Think I've finally cracked it! Now got 40 dwellers (at the moment of typing) and everything is ticking along just fine at the moment. Got 5 people wandering the wasteland and they've been bringing back some half-decent stuff - various outfits and thankfully plenty of guns. Almost everyone, apart from 3/4 is now armed so any radroaches and molerats are quickly dealt with. Think it all boils down to getting lucky with the lunchboxes when I started this vault - got a character with some good stats & he was soon fucking every woman in sight! The downside is it's very addictive and it really does drain my battery to the point where I'm having to charge it every night.

Your co-workers know you well.

Some highlights from last night... Portrait study of Willy D... After a merry chase by the cops, my grl had the most hilarious bloodstains... I have some good screenshots of the aftermath of the 10 minute 5-star chase in the rather indestructible Insurgent...that was a fun ride...here are a couple of snaps from the same time... The cops were nuts, piles of them kept running in and out of the convenience store All you had to do was jump on the train, Willy D... DiO's green-tinted windows...that Ruiner was hawt Some half-pipe shots, featuring bmx and IKILLYOU... Willy D in bmx mode... That moment when you're AFK and bmx steals your bike... The Bus-terfuck on the streets... Things just kept blowing up, one by one... I believe this was Weev's doing...he unlocked the minigun last night! We give thanks for Bitchin' Dog Food... IKILLYOU grinding the rail... I'll see about adding some screenshots and video clips later on. New mic seems to work good. Glad to be back with the gang.

The Pontiac fell through, but i'm more likely to get this 72 Buick Riviera anyway.

a few screencaps to share, a couple are from a couple weeks ago lol... and those vines from tonight... dio and his winter scarf.... me and gtagrl standing in the glare a couple weeks ago... cool ending shot to dup's underwater underground match... dio's job failed to load the 2nd round, so i spawned up here in a public lobby ... sadly no one came by to say hello, i really wanted to see if people would spot me up there or be looking at the streets... everyone left to play rocket league after a couple of playlists, so me and gtagrl made some money instead... cheers!! ---- two vines... bmx stole a bike from the brothers, and dies in a funny way... https://vine.co/v/ep3Xt09Qhp6 epic police copter death... https://vine.co/v/ep3wXT66u7M

^bOnEs is my funk soul scooter brother

sounded loud and clear ... a fun night, bigboss came back, and took the roast like a man ... gtagrl was back as well... fucked around, played a couple playlists... all in all, a good time... not much of a snap night, but i did capture a couple of videos to go along with the snaps... gtagrl, who was in most of my shots lulz... see that insurgent? yea, it survived at least 3 intense police chases... back at the pad, we invited this corrupt hillbilly guy, officer weev, to our party room... eyes on the prize... calm night at the maze bank arena... oh wait... a couple of randoms to round out the bunch...

I'm currently on holiday, and opened the app for the first time in three days, and found all 29 of my dwellers dead apart from my lucky Confessor Cromwell, which i got in a lunchbox at the start and he was already level 28 or so. Had to demolish and rebuild slowly, Cromwell is now the farther of about 15 children in vault 001...