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I think the frequent random alterations to Marney's rep title will ensure that I'll only see the positive rep titles.
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Of course I brought food and clothing to a homeless shelter. Have you ever seen the look on a homeless person's face when you're wearing eight sweaters and eating a bucket of KFC in front of them? Fucking priceless.
lol
Should have brought a vodka-filled watermelon as well. I could make a lot of money filling watermelons with Old English and selling them to ghetto convenience stores. I'll save the vodka for the borscht I share with my Russian Mafia contacts on alternating Thursdays.
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Legal modding capability, you mean. You can mod console games, provided you don't mind modding the console itself and never using the PSN again.
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Yeah, I can paint a humidor myself, and that's where all the cost comes from.
Actually, anyone who sends me a humidor, I'll paint it for free, plus the cost of shipping.
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This looks pretty interesting, like certain parts of Uncharted 2, minus the acrobatics and partial family-friendlyness. Epic.
Er, it reminds me of parts of Uncharted, that is. It doesn't look like an epic adventure game at all, just brutal, gritty shootouts. Much better chance of me buying this than L.A. Noire.
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Like a full-on Bigfoot chase through the park, at the end of which you wake up in a pool of your own vomit in a Burger Shot bathroom?
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Nobody voted for IV. It did lack a certain charm the previous generation of games had i'll admit.
Yup. Something about it seemed really sterile. And the game world was wasted. For example, the train/subway network was massive, and yet it was barely used in the story. San Andreas had a similar problem, but the world was much bigger, so that could be excused.
Anyway, I gave my vote to Vice City, as i think it got the GTA formula just right. VCS would have been equally as good if it had been designed for the PS2 in the first place.
That's why I want a more urban story to the next game, more subway tunnels and ghettos, fewer penthouses and rich assholes. Of course, if the next GTA is set in Los Santos, we''ll probably just get more penthouses and rich assholes.
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They did a great job. R* should have a way to put user-created content GTA like in LBP. Custom missions and all that, without having to look for a mod site and buy the PC version of the game.
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More or less, yeah. They're all off by a couple of days, at the very least.
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Show us your dick!
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i bet you could fit all of steelport into broker... and for those who haven't beaten SR2, you'll be lucky if you can pick your file back up where it was... the game got so ridiculously hard near the end... and the final mission was so fucking hard that i know of at least two people that gave up and cheated to beat it...
lets just say it involves flying a helicopter, while shooting very small select targets, while dodging incoming rockets, knowing full well that even ONE rocket can kill you and end the 5 minute frenzy that is the missions finale...
i helped PS-fagboy with that final mission, and he was one that cheated... and even cheating is fucking hard because you still have to enter the health cheat every single time you get hit by a rocket...
let's just hope SR3's ending isn't that fucking ridicously hard to deal with... i got used to the enemies that scaled up as you got further, but that final mission was 5X harder than any other mission in the game... the difficulty scale was WAAAAAY off... at least give the helicopter the ability to withstand a few rockets...
i am proud to say i beat it legit... but only after about 20 retries... one of my good friends got stuck on the final mission and never played the game again...
Be glad you didn't like it enough to buy the DLC. The DLC was basically Volition saying "Fuck it, we're not going to make creative missions, we'll just throw as many Ultor security guards (the SWAT guys) at people as we possibly can."
They kind of seem like they're getting their shit together for this game, but then, at first, it also seemed that way for SR2.
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I kind of want insanely high rep just to see what all the descriptions are. Or I could just ask Psy what they are...
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Does rep wear off over time, or is there still some honky voting my posts down?
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Now vote that comment back up.
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This game is really going to tip the video games vs. art debate in our favor.
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If you’ve been wanting to prove your masculinity by dropping $999.99 on Scarface, you’re in luck: As of Sept. 6, Universal Studios Home Entertainment is releasing a limited edition package of the film for nearly $1,000 which includes everything except a real-life Cuban drug lord and a pile of cocaine big enough to correct your inferiority complex.On the plus side, the package will include a documentary on the film’s effect on culture, a scorecard feature (allowing you to keep track of the number of F-words said and bullets fired), a digital copy of the movie, a copy of the original 1932 black and white classic, and a new edition of the film (previewed below) that comes with a hand-painted humidor.
Yes, for just $999.99 all of that could be yours, but you have to act fast: only 1000 will be issued. And to think, this isn’t even the 30th anniversary edition.
lol, what a rip. For 'just' $999.99, i could buy a gun, coke, chainsaw, hawaiian shirt, and Michelle Pfeiffer's ageing arse for a hour of fun. Probably. The Aussie dollar's quite good at the moment.
And I have all those things except the one that really matters...
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I wonder if I could get a job with R* assassinating everyone who gave up info about or lied about being in GTA V. The Twitter posts, anyway. I have no problem with some internet riffraff digging up info about it from who-knows-where.
But anyway, this is a pretty solid chunk of info, I'm pretty happy with it.
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From what I understand, the entire map looks like Alderney Industrial and South Bohan. Ghetto.
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So did you.
sorry man, i got distracted by the big titties... how did i miss that...
It was a sweet rack.
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It appears they've handled it better in this case.
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So did you.
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That explains the eye bar. I now have 40,000 eyeballs being shipped to a random location in Liverpool. Find them.
Also, breasts acknowledged, seal of approval granted, et cetera, et cetera.
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Put on that mask and serenade me with your guitar. Now.
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I want all doors shut and under the watch of my armed guards at all times, Viceman, you know that. As punishment, your back door will now remain open to anyone who wishes to use it for the rest of the week, even Demon. I expect my laws to be enforced in the most violent way possible, and you have failed me. Perhaps being violated by the annoying Swede will encourage you to work harder.
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Should have brought a vodka-filled watermelon as well. 
Max Payne 3 - ***Use SPOILER tags***
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Second one likely takes place at the start of the game, where he's still, uh, what, a cop? Then later, shit hits the fan and he, for some reason, decides to shave his head but let the beard go unchecked?