Massacre

As far as I know, they don't spawn anywhere. They're extremely rare, and after you buy them from Mick & Ralph's, they don't show up anywhere else. I would've run out a long time ago if I didn't have that mod.

They turn up at Mick & Ralph's from time to time, so on that character, I just camped in Freeside for a few days until I got a decent supply together. Also, for the sake of realism, I have a mod that lets you pick your thrown weapons back up, because it's bullshit you can't do it already. I mean, they added a reloading bench so you could re-use your ammo, but they couldn't let you pull your knife back out of that Fiend's head? Fuck that.

My stealth character is the only one who uses poisons. He rocks a silenced sniper rifle, an anti-materiel rifle for those extra long-range shots where silence doesn't matter, and Chance's knife and a minimum of twenty throwing knives, always coated with poison. He's sporting the assassin suit and ranger combat helmet, though I'll be replacing the helmet with the hazmat helmet once I run him through OWB.

Infinite ammo? You can use the cheats in multiplayer? Well, that'll make things more epic. I made so much epic shit happen with the low gravity/super explosions cheat combo.

Well, nothing about the game is true, technically. Rockstar still hasn't said anything about the game, so anything you've heard is just a rumor.

November 15th, and it has drop-in, drop-out co-op, meaning you guys can enter my game at any time; in the middle of a mission, while I'm skinny dipping in a fountain in the park, while I'm launching mind-controlling octopuses at people with a rocket launcher. Any time. And I think it's only two-player co-op, unfortunately. No three-man rampages for us. Also, last night's episode of GameTrailers TV is online.

I don't know if they really count as morality choices. I mean, you're really just choosing whether they work for you or for someone else. I'm sure most of the choices consist of deciding whether you want money or to expand your empire. Still, it's a nice touch.

I wouldn't need TV either if my internet were good enough to stream or download all my shows. There's been some pretty good footage. They showed a mission called 'Ho Boat' where you free whores from shipping containers, then protect them with a heat-seeking rocket launcher while a helicopter airlifts them to safety. Then you have the choice of either selling them back to the gang you stole them from for a shit load of money, or keeping them and having them work for you.

I believe it's the second mission, actually. I know the game starts with you robbing a bank in a very Saints Row-ridiculous way, but I'm not 100% sure if it's a mission or just a cutscene. It's a mission. Also, they're talking about this on GameTrailers TV, so watch it if you have Spike, or just find it online in a day or two.

I have it pre-ordered for PS3, so unless my PS3 royally pisses me off or gives me, uh, what do you guys get, a yellow light of death? Unless something like that happens, I'll be playing it on PS3. I'll actually get my money's worth out of the console that way. I will miss my 360 controller's longer battery life, though. I haven't seen my PS3 controller's cord in ages, so I'm using a shorter cord to charge it, though the cord it came with was too short to begin with. If I could just modify a 360 controller to work with a PS3, I'd be on there a lot more often. Hmm... *Begins tinkering*

Oh. Okay, cool. Feel free to post every now and then. It occurs to me I've never done the psychedelic trips in Point Lookout or Honest Hearts while high.

Coincidentally, I'll be high as fuck while traveling that road...

Okay. Is that all you had to say, or... ?

Right. My guess is that there are Enclave holotapes scattered all over the Divide, and each one provides a small upgrade, which adds up to massive upgrades when you have them all.

I'm guessing it's somewhere between Veronica's upgrade from Dead Money and the personality tapes from OWB. And if he's not around anymore, then I guess you just can't do it. As for the other thing, I kind of get that vibe, too. We'll find out soon, I expect a trailer next week.

Spoiler Alert: Lonesome Road Achievements. If I were to learn how to make a website, I wonder if I could register iFallout.com and Psy would acknowledge it as part of his network...

This topic has the most replies (and second most views) on the forums, and only three regular posters. Fuck yeah. Also, I made this for the first page:

Just watched this for the first time. Lol'd hard. Hard enough that I had to bold that.

I would be happy with a Hispanic protagonist in LA, and I think it's entirely possible.

Well, the view was nice, so I thought, why not...

The guy I posted the pic of has around twenty thousand, but some of my older files - most notably my NCR file - have close to 100k thanks to my relentless scavenging. With him, I made multiple trips completely cleaning out every place I visited, down to the bent tin cans on the ground. He traveled with only the bare necessities, and any weapons, armor, or ammo he wasn't using was sold at the first opportunity. My original evil file simply killed half the wasteland for his riches.

There, I did it. This is Logan, he's the shit. I've been ammo crafting like a motherfucker because he refuses to use any rifle other than the Survivalist's Rifle.

You make your own character using "meh"-quality customization options.

I can't stop picturing John with a laser pistol and a fish bowl-esque space helmet now...