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This would be a pretty easy thing for me to do. *Doesn't do it*

Saints Row IV is around 20, as was GTA IV. I don't want to think about what the download would be for V. *Shudders*

You can't just smoke weed for the first time and not prepare. You need beverages. I have never smoked without at least a bottle of water nearby. If the cottonmouth is really bad, get some heavily sugared chewing gum for kids. Bubblicious, if possible. It causes your to salivate excessively, which will bring you back to normal if you have cottonmouth.

He was clearly referring to a quadrilateral. Q is not a geometry teacher.

I would buy that just to have something to masturbate to.

Oh. I thought I was just spamming, but okay.

ITT: Rectangles. This is a square.

I dunno about you proud americans, but I'm having an epic time.

That one is definitely excusable. I find it hard to believe a Templar wouldn't have people he encounters watched. Plus, the Templars had been watching the village before, and the land was in danger the entire game. Someone had to be keeping an eye on the village.

I'm really hoping AC5 is an Edward to Haytham transition, similar to the switch from Haytham to Connor in 3. I'd love a look at the Templar side of things.

How the fuck did I get 12 points? I haven't done shit.

I'll meet you behind the dumpsters later.

I have far too much gay sex to eat at Chik-Fil-A. Also, Wendy's spicy chicken nugget > any other form of food nugget.

Yes.

Too late. http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/third_street_saints

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KFC is as generic as chicken can be, though it still tastes fairly good. Especially if you're high. Popeye's however, is Cajun style (white southerners descended from the French, doing their own take on Creole cooking). It's spicy, smells great, tastes better. Their fries are also spicy, though not overly so (the chicken is proper spicy, the fries just have a bit of a kick), and their biscuits are more buttery than any biscuit I've ever had. I rank their biscuits on the same level as the cheddar biscuits at Red Lobster (Also, I feel bad for people who have never had Red Lobster biscuits. Holy fuck, you are missing out on magic). Also, they occasionally have catfish or other seafood as a limited time thing. Catfish cannot be prepared in a way that is better than the Cajun way, even if it's from a fast food place. Also, if you get diarrhea after eating Popeye's, you'll want that smell as an air freshener. That restaurant can do no wrong.

I need to stop making wallpapers in jpg. Saving them as jpg is like flipping the switch from decent to absolute shit. Everything turns grainy.

God damn. Chock full of spoilers if you haven't played AC3, but a great watch if you have. Also, because I'm bored, I made more wallpapers, inspired by this video:

Several reviewers gave the game a perfect score. The Escapist was one, but I can't think of the others. The game certainly has more mass appeal now than when it was just about warring gangs. A reboot is inevitable, and this looks like the perfect sendoff before that happens. I don't see how they'll top IV in terms of insanity.

Judge by quality. It would be an easy 50 points for me. I could really use 50 points, since I've spent this whole time making fun of your tasks.

Any chicken place that isn't Popeye's is shit.

You were supposed to 69 Q for 25 points.

You should watch the 90 minute preview Rev3 Games has. The guy interviewing is annoying, but they show a lot of the game (no spoilers, luckily), and it looks incredible. The next month will fly by once I get my hands on this.

It's not a new company. Volition is the developer, THQ was just the publisher. Deep Silver is now the publisher, and neither they or Koch Media will be interfering with Volition's plans.