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Haha, you know it's a slow news day when we're talking about dog penises.

I think the topic sums it up. You can explore anywhere you want from the opening of the game. If you were inclined to take a trip and see any particular thing what would it be? Personally I am grabbing some wheels and heading straight for Mt. Chiliad. I wanna drive to the top of it, and then of course drive the car off the edge to my death. That is assuming there is not a readily available parachute up there.

I came here to say something that was relatively important, but I was faced with some dog dick and I completely forgot what it was.

Well, I bought Episodes from LC on a separate disc, so it would be a little more fuss loading different characters, but I see where you are coming from. It doesn't lessen my anticipation, though, knowing V is an evolution and intregration of the trio elements from IV. It's R*, after all. At the same time, you can't dismiss gameplay for not being revolutionary enough until you've tried it. And I happen to agree with you about the map. There's nothing quite like that moment when you finish a turnkey mission only to discover you can finally explore a whole new region of the map.

I would like to pour gas on a sidewalk and wait for people to walk by it them light it up.

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the first thing imma do is fight people everywhere around los santos. Fightin' round los santos.

I'm going to use Trevor to watch Micheal's daughter while she sleeps...

After my cycling tour, I'll look to open a small wine and cheese shop, to appeal to the finer clientele of Los Santos. The kind of place you can bring your wife and Labradoodle, and just forget about the rat race for awhile. A quite place to work on your screenplay, or keep up with your Facebook account. Might even add a zen garden or a harmony fountain in the garden. Serenity, bitches.

I'm heading straight for Vespucci Beach, and then I'm driving right off the end of Pleasure Pier and into the water. Bailing from the sinking car, then going to look for some sharks to fuck with. When I find one I'm going to see if I can convice it to eat me by hitting it in the nose a couple of times. Hopefully I succeed in my attempts and Big Red Chunks start flying everywhere. And whoever the starting character is ( Michael, Trevor or Franklin ) starts screaming and hollering in agony until they are slowly dragged under the water, gurgling their last desperate breaths. Afterwards I will pause the game for a second, go outside and have a pleasant post-orgasmic smoke, hopefully feeling satisfied.