River

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  1. RIP Burt Reynolds  

    1. River

      River

      No smokies out there today. Rest easy Gator.

       

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  2. Things that only happen to River. Seeing a nude on facebook posted accidently in story feed, turns into nude photoshoot with girl later. Girl masturbates in front of her bf while I take pics. /end things that only happen to River.

    1. River

      River

      No regrets.  Was much fun ;)  I already has a girl.

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  3. Things that only happen to River. Seeing a nude on facebook posted accidently in story feed, turns into nude photoshoot with girl later. Girl masturbates in front of her bf while I take pics. /end things that only happen to River.

    1. River

      River

      While that seemed like a possibility, I respectfully enjoyed the view and stayed in "professional mode" instead of trying to get laid.  Always have when I do photos.  Probably missed out on some fun, but I'd rather do that 100 times than misstep when someone is probably feeling vulnerable and giving a lot of trust to be doing those things. So, always better to miss out than spoil the show. :)

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  4. Things that only happen to River. Seeing a nude on facebook posted accidently in story feed, turns into nude photoshoot with girl later. Girl masturbates in front of her bf while I take pics. /end things that only happen to River.

    1. River

      River

      Yeah, I got full release for them.  I did another photoshoot with her today.  I don't do photos with a model without releases.  Not new to doing photos :D  (take note of date on this that was published) https://totallycoolpix.com/magazine/2012/01/in-the-picture-ben-river/

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  5. Things that only happen to River. Seeing a nude on facebook posted accidently in story feed, turns into nude photoshoot with girl later. Girl masturbates in front of her bf while I take pics. /end things that only happen to River.

  6. A very lucky round in Overtime Rumble yesterday lol.

     

     

    1. River

      River

      So lucky, i sat on my roof for a sec thinking wtf just happened haha.

       

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  7. I'm unfuckably ugly but that's ok because whores

  8. You love living on a lake until this happens lol http://imgur.com/a/r5ua8

    1. River

      River

      Luckily not much! Just a little dent on the roof where the one tree came down. (boat was removed for pics) Just a huge mess more than anything, couldve been a lot worse with all that weight.

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  9. You love living on a lake until this happens lol http://imgur.com/a/r5ua8

    1. River

      River

      Yeah, was not much fun but its done :D (elbow grease ftw! lol)

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  10. Everybody send their money to Kanye West!

  11. Welp, I spent yesterday projectile vomiting. But apparently I'm still alive.

    1. River

      River

      Aw that sucks. Hope you kick its ass soon. I had a rough week myself. (crohns related) almost died lol

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  12. HAHA! did you guys know steven ogg, AKA trevor philips is now a spokesperson for oldspice?!?! lmao

  13. Well there...that's about 425 cookies total in the last three days. Fuck shopping, I'd rather bake.

    1. River

      River

      nomnomnomnomnom mana mana nomnomnomnomnom mana manaaaa

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  14. Omg i made a tinder...DUN DUN DUNN...

    1. River

      River

      Werd, its better that way. I've met some amazing people online but you just happen upon them more than on a dating site lol. I even dated someone I met online once for a very long time. (but not from a date site lol)

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  15. Omg i made a tinder...DUN DUN DUNN...

    1. River

      River

      I got on a dating site last week for a couple of hours lol. i decided to leave it up to the universe.

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  16. Ahh mamories of GTAIV

    1. River

      River

      Indeed! No pressure, right? :D I'm grateful and feel so lucky to be working with some of the best in the world at what they do.

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    1. River

      River

      Honored to be making an album with this mofo to be released in 2016.

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  17. I'm getting winter pudge early. http://i.imgur.com/dIHFIQk.jpg

    1. River

      River

      omg, home made cookies. droool. I'm single now so it's weird not having someone around baking awesome things.

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  18. I'm getting winter pudge early. http://i.imgur.com/dIHFIQk.jpg

    1. River

      River

      Fuck yeah man, who doesnt?! What do you take me for, some kind of rational human being? :P

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  19. I'm getting winter pudge early. http://i.imgur.com/dIHFIQk.jpg

    1. River

      River

      LoL there's this thing called mail. Rivers accept food gifts [email protected] Yeah, that's kinda how this thing got started. So much good foods. Love the holidays for that :D

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