Ostrich Boy

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  1. Out by the bus loop at my school there was a huge ass fight which included the breaking of several bus windows, somebody getting beat with a broom, my football coach getting punched and later beating the shit out of the kid, several arrests, and one fat black kid who tried to run away, but tripped on his sagged jeans.


  2. If they get rid of the kick off im finding a way to take a shit on my hand and wipe it on roger goodels lips...

    I just wanted to share that, thanks for listening... I feel better now.

    I have a couple solutions to the kickoff issue

    1: Make a rule that everyone on kickoff and return must weigh 300+ pounds----would cut down in injuries because all the guys would be winded by the time they got close enough to touch each other, however, heart attack rates would rise.

    OR

    2: Pass a rule that would force teams to play only "special" people on special teams, if you know what I mean.

    Both of these solutions should seriously be considered by the NFL

    Oh yeah, favorite pro team: San Diego, although now that I live in Houston, I kinda have to be a Texans fan.

    Favorite College: Nebraska. Surprised?


  3. Johnny Manziel won the Heisman. Well fuck. Now I have to face all the A&M fans/Manziel Kool-Aid drinkers/SEC Freaks at school tomorrow. Next they're going to think A&M deserves a NC appearance. To be honest, I think Taylor Martinez had more big plays (an better ones at that) than Manziel, and he's miles down any award list. Had K-State not lost to Baylor, I wouldn't have to say any of this.


  4. I like that idea. They could have an auto show or a car show or something. Would be a good way to steal nice cars. Maybe there could be a car show every weekend at a certain location or something

    Great idea. No set time, but on random Saturdays/Sundays, a random parking lot could suddenly be filled with peds and classic cars and car show banners.

    yeah i made a new topic so my topic actuly has a chance to get seen its not about the vechles its about the firepower been two great i was posting about weapions underneeth but i didnt get a chance two as when i sent it found out the page was locked

    but now that it is on the vechial topic page i would like two see the skylife been used (two skylifts hoked up to the same vechial fighting over a buss haha) and the plane that carrys cars in the trailor hope it isint just a mission vechile

    i got alil bit of a worry im thinking gta5 will be too over powered... rember in gta4 how it was fun shooting people in the chopper haveing dog fights (then tbogt came out) once tbogts reliese i lost intrest in gta4 because of people sitting in the buzzard spawn whacking (killing you as soon as you spawn.) when this happens for over 30mins and you switch servers but the same thing happens it realy takes the fun out of the game, i couldnt even get a chance to snipe the pilot witch i got very good at i mite add i could kill a pilot in the time it takes me to zoom in half way most the time. :)

    do you think with the hydra, buzzard, tank, and posibly a submrine (hopefully that can fire missiles i like the idea of a underwatter dog fight) do you think the same thing will happen???

    with the hydra it wouldnt be so bad cause once you get bombed the pilot has to turn around,

    the tank would be usefull if your sitting on chillad and a hydra pilot thinks hes gona do a sneaky drop on you (little dose he know) bang, then they try kick you out hahaha...

    but the buzzard that thing was just routhless it just dominated everything except my anialator skills :P

    i think the buzzard should be removed from the game allthough i allredy know it hasent been we all saw that screenshot hopefully the powers been turned down though...

    a mention of a submarine got me smileing im hopeing you can shoot boats on the surface and have submarine dog fights...

    so what do you think???

    buzzard (removed)

    tank (owns hydra)

    hydra (downright ownage)

    submarine (hopefully with missiles)

    anilatior (i liked how it was in gta4 please restore settings rockstar?)<p class="ipsLikeBar right clearfix" id="rep_post_80911">


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    I want a car than can fly, dive underwater, shoot rockets.

    I want it to have 8 wheels, A jet engine with 50x NITRO, bulletproof windows, and a time machine.

    magic mushroom seasion in your country??? lol

    What fucking language is that???? Where the fuck did you learn English? I apologize if English is a second language for you, but if that's the case, use google translate or something, man.


  5. I don't get why Hondas would get a bad rep over there. If it's the same car in Europe and the U.S, it makes no sense.

    Maybe the air pressure is different or something? ;)

    It's because comparable brands like Mazda, Toyota, and even Ford have made pretty sizable advancements in the past few years, whereas Hondas have generally stayed the same.


  6. Here in the States though, Hondas have really fallen in status from "the best bang for your buck" to "unengineered crap that is grossly inefficient in comparison to other brands, foreign or domestic." However, I'd still rather own a civic than a Chevy Cruze. GM is still miles behind even the worst Japanese brands, with the exceptions of their trucks, the Corvette, and Cadillac.

    As for the "big car" debate, I've recently bought a Toyota rav4 to be more of a daily driver, as its wayyyyy more fuel efficient than my supercharged el camino, and will run nicely on the cheaper 87 octane gas to boot. Plus, it's a 4x4, and I have big plans for it to become a great offroader in some of the forests here in southeastern Texas.


  7. It's the kind of little toy car that Britfags would drive. Still valid.

    Exactly my point. You can't buy one of those off the lot in the U.S., and I'm sure it's not the easiest to order one either. Also, the only vehicles here with a 1.6 L or smaller are either hybrids or have a set of turbos.


  8. and you're going to win that champtionship considering that the top two teams in the other division are banned from championships and bowl games, penn state and ohio state... wisconsin sucks, congrats on winning by default... there's no way you could beat ohio state...

    also, congrats to notre dame on losing to alabama... if georgia beats them in the SEC championship, you might have a chance... but you stand no chance against alabama...

    I really don't care. After the shit I had to put up with during the Callahan era at Nebraska, I'll take what I can get.


  9. what you be saying

    i wasnt fineshed with my cars i forgot that i whish ther would be some doge chargers from differnt times in there a suv limo and the cop should get something thats a truck in fact there should be some pickup truck in this one because i like var i erty and i anit no laslow so shut it :scooter: now im this smille face on a scoder driveing away.

    hay thats a nice looking charger id still it

    Where the fuck did you learn English?

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