The Goon

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  1. Season 1 was great

    Season 2 was less great but still great

    Season 3 was pretty crappy

    Season 4 was pretty strong

     

     the best characters of the series are mustache guard, Capudo, Red, and the mexican milfs. The rest can go fuck themselves. Also someone is going to have to explain the appeal of crazy eyes. I find her to be unbearable. Overall really great show. I only started watching it because i heard the bitch from That 70's Show got naked in it. It's a shame the girls on the show do really disgusting shit because there would be some great fap material in there. 


  2. I have never seen many people talk about Dogma. It's a decent one. Gets overlooked. This is the greatest scene in the entire movie.

     

     

     He's done quite a few great films. Chasing Amy was great, J&SB Strike Back was great, and Clerks 2 was just as good as the original. To be completely honest, I never really liked Mallrats, but for whatever reason, I think it could work really well as a show.


  3.     All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little, whiny bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who is makin' the movie... we're gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that's made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then all you motherfucks are next.

     

     

                                                                                                                                                Love- Jay and Silent Bob.

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  4. i kind of knew Crash being in uncharted 4 seemed a bit suspicious. kinda sucks we're not getting a new game, but just more remastered shit. I'll still get it anyway.

     

    fun facts. going by how Crash sounded in skylanders, it looks like Jess Harnell will be reprising his role. He's one of my favorite Voice actors. He was the voice of Wakko on Animaniacs, Captain Hero on Drawn Together, the current voice of Roger Rabbit, and he's in pretty much every pixar movie. i actually met him for the first time last year when I went to a comic convention. It was funny because i was going down an escalator as he was going up the escalator right next to me. Then i met him again later at his booth. There were also other legendary voice actors there like Rob Paulsen, Maurice Lamarche, Tress MacNeille, and Jim Cummings. You wouldn't believe how honored I was just to see these people let alone talk to them.. I may actually have a picture of the autographs I got from Rob Paulsen and Jim Cummings. The amount of iconic characters these talented bastards have played is truly incredible.

     

    Ah here it is.

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  5. This topic is all about the greatest amazing director known as Kevin Smith and all his great films. He recently directed an episode of The Flash and will be returning to direct another episode for season 3. He is also set to shoot his newest movie "Moose Jaws" which will most likely be shit, and a TV series based on the film "Buckaroo Banzai".

     

    Fuck all that shit. Here comes the exciting part.

     

    He was originally suppose to make a sequel to his 2nd film "Mallrats" called 
    "Mallbrats". Well guess what? That shit is NOT happening. There will be a sequel to Mallrats but it will be in the form of a TV series. A 10 episode TV series to be exact. I don't know about you faqqots, but my cock is ready for this. The cast of the sequel will be in the TV series.
     You're getting 

     

    Jay and Silent Bob

    Jason Lee

    the cast of Comicbook Men

    Shannen Doherty

    Brian O'Halloran

    Ralph Garman

    Bruce Fucking Campbell

     

    Fuck your Game of Shit and Walking Shit. Mallrats the TV series motherfuckers.


  6. Yeah uhh, Jizzy, If that were true, I think I would have to disagree...

    Anywho back on topic

    This is one of the more modern mainstream rap songs that for whatever reason, Im in to.

     

    I like Kendrick Lamar, but swimming pools is fucking trash. I remember when it came out and they wouldn't stop playing it. I also remember A LOT of Maroon 5 and Fun songs were popular at the time and I couldn't stand it.


  7. Huge into anime if anybody didn't know yet. I'm basically a fiend for Mobile Suit Gundam or any other series involving mechs. Also still have a soft spot for all my childhood animes like Pokemon, DBZ and Yugioh. Other than that I'll watch just about anything that appeals to me. A couple series I've watched; Initial D, SAO, Samurai Champloo, Attack On Titan, Psycho-Pass and FMA.

     

    Also Just got back from anime north over the weekend ironically. I've been going every year for about 4 years now, went as the mysterious stranger from fallout. This gives me a good excuse to dump some photos....

     

    However my internet's being a whore right now.... I'll dump some in here later, here's a link until then.

    aw man There's nothing i hate more than mech anime. I don't know what it is. Just always hated giant robots, so Gundam is one I stay away from, but you got some good stuff on there. Samurai Champloo is one of my favorites. A lot of people say Bebop is Watanabe's best work, but I say it's Champloo. I've seen 10 episodes of Attack on Titan and it seems pretty good, I enjoy Psycho Pass, and FMA, though I do believe FMA is overrated. It's a good show. Maybe even a really good show, but not an all time great.


  8. Yep,that all pretty much summed up how crap it is.I could drive 10x better on IV then V.most of the cars if not all just feel so stiff and no leeway to really do anything,I think.

    say what? The driving was awful in IV. Felt more like sailing boats than driving cars. They also couldn't turn for shit. The driving in V is more arcadey which is what I expect in a video game.


  9. Not exactly Hip-Hop. It's Jazz-Hop which is even better. Keep in mind, not every song has lyrics. In a lot of ways not having lyrics is just as good if not better.

     

    https://youtu.be/WCmT8QMyUwU

    https://youtu.be/jdQYzEc6wYw

    https://youtu.be/Fu3vfI0vNZA

    https://youtu.be/TYRDgd3Tb44

    https://youtu.be/P5-2-jD-42Q

    https://youtu.be/EsSOv7Skl-0

    https://youtu.be/4COiiDXkgBM

    https://youtu.be/G2M4AgF4Xbc

    https://youtu.be/niOe2GgyPLg

     

    Don't see many people talk about this genre so I'm curious what other people think.


  10. What a ridiculous premise. Anyone with a shred of sense would propose cannibalism, the cattle decided via fist fight. Step one, of course, would be to rip a sink out and bash a hole in the wall with it, but, if that didn't work out, then it's time to eat someone.

     

    Also, starvation is relatively painless. Their suicide methods would be excruciating.

    If there aren't any doors, then what makes you think there would be a sink? Now that I think about it, how the hell did they get in there without any doors? I'm starting to think maybe it's a psychological thing rather then them actually being inside a doorless bathroom. Also I think they already tried bashing a hole in the wall.... With their heads... The cannibalism thing is probably a good idea expect for the fact that you would eventually run out of food and end up starving to death.. Again, but this time she would be all alone.


  11. Not paranormal, but definetely spooky. Found this on 4chan. Apparently people have tried to find this show on a few boards and even tried reddit but no luck. it's about these girls being locked in a room with no doors and eventually going crazy and committing suicide blah blah read the god damn picture. Anyway.. I don't expect anyone here to know or even find it, but I feel like I should share because I thought it was interesting. There's apparently some info about it on some other 4chan related websites, but I am very very lazy and do not care enough to look for myself. The idea of a show like this actually existing is not surprising, but the idea of something so blatantly disturbing not being known by many people (at least to us English speakers) is crazy. I've seen some really really fucked up anime, but if this show actually exists, then it definetely takes the cake.

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