Barrybran
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If you get involved, I'm kind of obligated to also hire GunSmith to be our weaselly accountant.
Our filthy, sniveling, gold-hoarding, universally-loathed utter scumbag accountant.
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Stupid fucking car. Why would you want a 600hp car with absolutely no weight over the rear drive wheels? Those things are rolling coffins
I'd also like to point out, modem Ute's has rear independent suspension. Put anything heavier than a spare tyre in the tray and you get racing camber for free on your rest wheels
I'd rather a work ute than a style ute any day.
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Forgot to post this. Mercy's driving defies physics and logic.
Women drivers, hey?
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It was nice of Stephen Colbert to take some time out of his day to come and piss on you all.
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You have to level your male character up, Bones, just so you can say "I got Willy up to 69".
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The only way that springs to mind is someone getting sprayed by a fire truck water cannon.
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Go the 'Stros!
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See if you can get a real life snap of gay guys standing behind a Corvette like Dio's pic.
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The producers of Star Whores are probably kicking themselves for not thinking of Wookie fur pie themselves.
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Playing on that last one, you could set up a scene with military and secret agents escorting a presidential-like figure.
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Rush Hour 4: Flying Kuz
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Come on, Bones, 5% discount!
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I thought something was up.
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It's in the trailer...
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Did breasts always bounce?
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Your mum: I know this. I know this. I'm drawing a blank. Fuck, what's your name? No, don't tell me.
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Two completely random ideas for a deathmatch, both involving fire. First, an RDR-style duel. How the participants catch alight, I don't know, but they pace, catch fire and then have to kill the other participant. Second, a team deathmatch, lined up like Dodgeball, spawn points are hidden and participants have to catch on fire before coming out of hiding and try and gun down as many opposition players before they die. No idea if these idea would work but they popped into my head.
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A man came to me on a flaming pie in the sky and said you will be Rob with an "R". And I am.
Your mum protests "but I called him Trent"
Pie-in-the-sky man retorts "are you deaf? I said Rob"
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So ye wanna be a hipster matey.
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The Canadians could dress in red, go around doing drive-bys and apologising afterwards.
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I'm Joe Dirt!
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So... how bout them Royals?
iGTA MP Event - Sept. 1 (PS3)
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I love the ones of Dio the sherriff and Doug the valet. Gtagrl the lumberjack would have been awesome if they had the axe she asked for.