Postman

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About Postman

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    North East

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    dan_wah24

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    http://www.allassassinscreed.com
  1. Find a well known hardman and start a fight

    1. Pieface

      Pieface

      Is Danny Dyer ok?

    2. Edgecrusher

      Edgecrusher

      I'll take Danny Dyer, you can have Jason Statham.

  2. Shawshank Redemption ITV1 @ 22:35 i'll be watching that!

  3. Is parsing an xml file full of sex toys. Scarred for life.com lol!

  4. Has anyone got some beats by dre headphones and are they any good?

    1. Pieface

      Pieface

      I've heard nothing but bad things about them.

    2. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      Yo' dissin' Dre foo'! Whaddafluck?! [/generichonkyism]

  5. Start a new job 2moro, bit nervous now like!

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    2. Psy

      Psy

      He used to work with me, but I sacked him because he's just not talented enough. He's now working as a bin man.

    3. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      I believe he quit because you didn't pay him. Someone using the Psy-flame avatar have to be evil.

    4. Psy

      Psy

      I've been using this avatar since I first started using forums. I've had it for like 10 years or something :D

  6. has actually got Lyndsey Pattison to go from hating snooker to not being able to change the channel - well trained!

  7. Has just spent the majority of the day unblocking drains full of shit, thanks to his neighbours inability to not flush condoms, sanitary towels, kitchen roll, dish clothes, toy cars and cotton buds town the fucking toilet! You scruffy cunts!

    1. Pieface

      Pieface

      Condoms, toilet roll, toy cars and cotton buds? Sounds like they had a weird night.

  8. Getting in at 4.30 and treating myself to a dairylea dunker

  9. sunny as outside, but i've got a nipple on, what's going on there lol?

  10. Is waiting to go under the knife! Slight brickage going on

    1. Pieface

      Pieface

      Boob Implants?

    2. Psy

      Psy

      He's getting his genital warts cut off.

    3. Massacre

      Massacre

      And boob implants.

  11. After tomorrow I wont have a job until tuesday - can I still sign on and drink larger in my front garden in the mean time?

  12. I'm gonna go completely off topic here and introduce myself! Hi i'm Dan, until 5.30pm today i still officially work with Psy, after then i'm jumping ship and getting another job closer to home. Psy just wouldn't shut up about how much money he makes off his websites, that was my main reason for leaving. As for me it's pretty much the same as Psy, web developer, PHP and all that jazz. I've already graduated from uni so i taught Psy pretty much everything he knows. Love games, especially the Assassin's Creed series, can't miss out GTA though! Would say i'm more a PC gamer than a console one and that's about it!