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#21 Massacre

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Posted 05 December 2011 - 01:14 AM

It was III/VC/SA where they just sat there, in IV and both DLC's, they actually give you a handjob/blowjob or fuck you. I always had one of the fat hookers suck Niko off after a date with Kate because he was extremely frustrated she didn't put out.

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Posted 05 December 2011 - 01:14 AM

View PostSmafugula, on 05 December 2011 - 01:11 AM, said:

They should have undercover hookers, so if you came up to a hooker and offered money, they could pull a gun on you and you would have to ride off and escape noteriety.

Your not the first to pitch that idea. It goes back to pre gta4 days.

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Posted 05 December 2011 - 01:41 AM

View PostMassacre, on 05 December 2011 - 01:14 AM, said:

It was III/VC/SA where they just sat there, in IV and both DLC's, they actually give you a handjob/blowjob or fuck you. I always had one of the fat hookers suck Niko off after a date with Kate because he was extremely frustrated she didn't put out.

That's how these games draw you in, feeling sorry for a pixelated Niko shows how good these games are.

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Posted 05 December 2011 - 01:46 AM

He wasn't too torn up about it, Kate wasn't very good-looking. Michelle/Karen was hot, as far as pixelated women go, it took a lot of whores for Niko to get over her.

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Posted 05 December 2011 - 01:55 AM

If you sleep with too many hookers in V, i think you should be able to contract an STI/D, and have to do some crazy side mission in order to get some special treatment from a blackmarket pharmacist. I think the whole Skyrim - contracting vampirism shit made me think that up tbh.

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Posted 05 December 2011 - 01:59 AM

Just as long as it takes longer to get STD's than it does to get diseases in Skyrim. I get Ataxia constantly.

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Posted 05 December 2011 - 02:00 AM

U fuck to many bitches, u get AIDS
U eat to much burger shot, u have a heart attack
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Posted 05 December 2011 - 02:20 AM

I'm going online now in TBoGT to check out the ladies of the night, see what improvements I can think of.

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Most of them look like that ^

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Posted 05 December 2011 - 03:52 AM

The "pay dream girls" give bjs to male caracters on empty streets and they also go motels. In Las Venturas theres a recreation of "bunny ranch".

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Posted 05 December 2011 - 04:15 AM

View PostSmafugula, on 05 December 2011 - 01:11 AM, said:

They should have undercover hookers, so if you came up to a hooker and offered money, they could pull a gun on you and you would have to ride off and escape noteriety.

there is a southpark episode were that happens. haha

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Posted 05 December 2011 - 11:29 AM

Fuckin prostitutes has been my favorite since GTA:SA...

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Posted 05 December 2011 - 12:09 PM

Do you remember trying to get two in your car? Good time. It used to fuck me off tho that they wouldn't get on a bike or a proper damaged car.

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Posted 05 December 2011 - 12:39 PM

I used to get them to give me a bj while parked on a really high ledge with their side of the door hanging off; it never gets old.

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Posted 05 December 2011 - 08:17 PM

The whores in gta III used to come back to your car when you honked and also attract another you could get em in there 3 deep

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Posted 05 December 2011 - 09:32 PM

GTA 3 hooker

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Posted 05 December 2011 - 09:39 PM

Ironic that III's hookers have the most normal-looking faces.

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Posted 05 December 2011 - 09:40 PM

She looks like a vampire lol

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Posted 05 December 2011 - 09:44 PM

I'm okay with that.

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That's the most SFW pic I could find that was still relevant to this discussion.

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Posted 05 December 2011 - 09:49 PM

That's gross!

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Posted 05 December 2011 - 09:51 PM

Prude.





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