River

That Mother fucking asshole piece of fucking cunt fuck bastard bit me, I punched the O' Holy Shit out of his face. Now he knows who's boss. Updated Picture: The image was edited to be SFW. A finger over the labia isn't edited to be SFW. We're not stupid, that's like me putting a sharpie in front of my shaft, we all still know it's a penis. There was no finger over labia. There was no labia. No genitals, no ass, no tits, no nothing. I've seen much worse here. In fact at least one of the members sigs that goes on EVERY post they make is two nude girls asses slapping together. Am I offended? Hell no, and no one was by the pic I posted either. Kinda stupid if you ask me. But hey, that's just me. Some people can be pretty lame about shit like that.

Every man dies, but not every man truly lives. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. The best way to predict the future is to create it.

Wow. That's a great clip. I wish I could play like that...I require more of your music. I think you're my new favorite noob to these forums. Haha thanks man! hardly a noob tho. I used to post on other GTA forums a while back, but just got really busy opening up a small record label/publishing company soooo have been super busy until about a month ago. Thank you, I do appreciate it much. Guitar and music is definitely my life. nomZ!! *puts on ski mask and rounds up the crew for a heist* LOL, be careful tho, I heard the owner (me!) might be armed Thank you kind sir! I do appreciate you guys listening even. I have tons of new projects in the works. I have 14 new songs being recorded (mostly done except vocals) 6 with Morgan Rose from Sevendust on drums, 4 with Frank Fontsere of Fozzy/Stuck Mojo on drums, and the other 4 are with 3 different drummers. (Morgan and Frank are old buddies of mine!) I'm really looking forward to getting done with it, and putting it out there for the masses to either spit out or consumeeee.

I also like to collect playing cards. What deck is that? Con, you never told me you were a firefighter! Neat. That Les Paul in the lower right...That's not a Robot, is it? Almost positive it's not, but the actual model name escapes me. That's a serious amount of money right there. I see you like Strats. That les paul is definitely my fav out of the bunch. I play it 90% of the time, but I do use the others for recording. My second fav is probably the Gibson SG kind of near the right top. (hard to see it in that pic, its plum colored with a tony iommi pickup in the lead) That les paul is a 2006, its #333 out of 400 made. I have strict instructions to all my friends and fam to bury me with that sukka! (not even kidding haha) "That's a serious amount of money right there." Life long musician! (and producer) Here is a little clip of me playing some leads on the tobacco colored strat. (its a 1999 usa standard model) http://werd.us/riv3r/pfcn-mesn.mp3

har har!

Some of my geeetars.

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My pet.

Yeah he's a HOF'er. He was hitting instructor for the Braves for many years after his career with the White Sox. Here is a page you can check some of his stats Bronson. http://baseballhall.org/hof/appling-luke

"Are you left handed or right handed?" Yes! I am.

Yeah, it was given to me by my mom. Mr grandfather actually collected it though, and many more. He was a pro player for 21 years and an instructor for many after. My grandfather is the guy on the card.

You guys should give it a try. It's my favorite thing to do in gtaiv. Once you can get the Sultan RS try for the sentinel xs or the sultan st (korean gang version) I'm about to upload another vid of me stealing a sentinel xs from new game. The cliffs race challenge is pretty cool also. You can video it and people everywhere internationally can race your times. (same with the great escape challenge, or sentinel xs) Since all of us have the game we can do some fun challenges this way across any platform as well.

Some old school ballers.

It's my account. Thanks man! Very fun challenge. There are other cars in the locked areas you can get like the sentinel xs and the korean gang sultan. (with tail fin, but not the rs) weapons all over the map also. GL man! you should post some vids if you can capture it.

Yeah, thats the idea, just race with the clock to get the sultan rs and back. Another one was after stealing the sultan rs how many stunt jumps can you do before returning safely with it for a save. Or, how long can you stay alive while actively driving in a 6 star etc. I made a vid a while back doing some stunts with the dirt bike (sanchez) with no mods or cheats and found some cool spots for challenges or races there also. That cliffs one posted is pretty neat also for an off road race.

Thats a great idea about the challenge. Collecting the rare cars is sort of a game me and some friends play. (from new game starts) Getting the sentinel xs and the sultan st (not the rs, but the korean gang one) is another cool thing to try. The race is probably one we could all compete on. Just make recordings of the runs up to get the RS and back. Sort of like the MP races but more like a scavenger hunt type thing. This challenge is pretty hard, I can't do it every attempt. (i make it maybe 1/3 to 1/5 of the time) Radeon HD5700 card capturing using fraps. (i7 870 chip)

Stompin it. http://s90.photobucket.com/albums/k273/iammenotu/car/?action=view&current=Untitled333.mp4

is something myself (me in this video) and a few friends do for fun in GTAIV. (using NO CHEATS/MODS!) This should have been a mission for the game for Brucie. It's quite challenging, TRY IT!The Challenge? Starting a new game and take Roman to the apartment. When it lets you into the world for the first time steal the Sultan RS turbo by driving any car/truck/motorcycle you can steal and drive up to the Alderney Mansion for the Sultan RS (hidden car in the top corner of the map two locked levels up) and returning safely to the original safe house. (NO CHEATS!, no swimming, no taxi rides or subways, no choppers, no boats, no weapons) This was posted originally as a challenge by (or to?) Moss_27 on a gaming forum a while ago. River owns you. ps: All the music on video is original by me.

Oblique. A weird, perspective on gtaiv.

Some random photos I've taken.

Here is my current ride. http://s90.photobucket.com/albums/k273/iammenotu/car/?action=view&current=Untitled333.mp4

I Werd, hated it there. Try being there for over 20 years, you'll want to hang yourself. I met some really cool people up there, but the land was depressing to me. I love the mountains and rivers and wilderness etc. The flat forever thing made me like this :-| (missed mtn biking and whitewatering) The same when I was in Oklahoma and Texas (in the flat parts) for a bit.

Ex gf, in most of the pics. I try not to leave any traces.... Every old, abandoned farm looks pretty at sunset. Don't be fooled, Ohio is a shithole. Werd, hated it there.

Some pics mostly from Ohio when I was there not so long ago. More here.