Firm
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I was finally going to read 1984. Then I thought "fuck that" so I'm looking for Wally instead.
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The scope of my genus is astounding. Breakfast this morning. Toast with jalapeños...this is why I shouldn't be left alone.
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A lot of us have been together now for over 10 years, became friends even family. I love and care about the lot of you....To hear such sad news is devastating.
Condolences. He was a good lad.
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LMAO! When t' man behind the big words simply doesn't show up...I hope you shredded(took the piss) him afterwards. Sorry for the re-post. Me and Dad. The old cunt turns 60 tomorrow. We're very different people, we fight all the time but I still love the geezer.
Also, when an Aussie compliments your drinking ability...it might be time to slow down
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Incredible, Dupz. I bet he was overjoyed. If I ever have a sprog or two...you are what I will aspire to be like
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Too many handsome bastards on 'ere.
We love the rain we do. We love it.
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Aye. Yorkshire pud-pud. It's not Sunday dinner without one. Well spotted.
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Sunday dinner. Before being smothered in brown sauce.
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Smell that fresh country air(cow shit).
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Congratulations, marra.
Wife and kids...well that's you finished init
Over the moon for you, mate.
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For those Americans and Canadians who are at work/starting work. I hope my smile brightens your day.
#cunt
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Hey. I'm just a lad from Notts with a lust for life. I hang like an '80s playboy, I bleed beautifully and I can neck a pint within 6 seconds
Good morning.
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Walking home from the pub...at 7am this morning....look green stuff.
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I see your suit/Canadian tuxedo. I raise you one golden cowboy hat.
This fucking night...
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You're right, Brian. It also needs more bacon, more hash browns, black pudding, white pudding, half a grilled tomato, tinned tomatoes, fried bread, scrambled egg and more baked beans...And a pint.
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Cuda's going native. Bombardier real ale. Good grog.
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Should have captioned it "updating your wank bank."
You're right. I should have. I'll settle for upgrading everybody else's... Enjoy.
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Happy St.Georges day... From Nottingham, 12 hours late. Sorry I was busy drinking.
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I was bored. Then I drank gin, played the Dubliners and sent 14 selfies to my boss. Including:
Ha ha. Fucking lol. Can't
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Well it only makes sense that I would love your shirt. Motorhead Bastards for life!
Right, Ace Face. You're going into my will. When I inevitably drink myself to death you'll inherit all of my t-shirts. Wear them proudly goodly sir!
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Not bad is it. ELO on the player, bottle in hand, Sun in your eyes. Bit of a result.
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Dress to impress. It's Friday why not make an effort.
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"Alright, gash"
Looks just about healed to me.
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Yep. Got a few laughs,(more importantly) I had a laugh. Some days you have to say "fuck it" and dress like Bjorn Borg
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Post a picture of yourself
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No girlfriend for another two weeks. On it!!!