CFO Charles

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    Y'all make me feel so damn cool.

    And some back story for anyone who missed it before.

    We met playing Red Dead Redemption's Co-op missions. Myself and two other guys had been playing through a few missions and doing alright. We were chatting and having a good old time. But then a GIRL joined the lobby before we started The Escape. First words out her mouth, "You're all going down, bitches. Check out my score," in a lovely Yorkshire (Northern England) accent. And she was right. Us men said not a word as she ran around killing everything and talking all kinds of trash. "You're all crap!" "Send a woman to do a man's job." "Donkey ball sucking noobs." That kind of thing.

    Then, during The River, she got shot down at Crooked Toes. "I need a prick in the ass!" she cried out. I mustered all my courage, stepped up to her character and said, "I've got your prick right here," and revived her. She cackled loudly, and a great romance began...

    That is hands down the best first encounter I've ever heard.

    He's to (hopefully) many more ass prickings.

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    Kuz perhaps yer name should be changed to cunt. the name fits. gonna call u that from here on out. Cunt.

    What the fucks your problem, mate? Oh I see, you're joking again. Har har har You got me.

    Read the fucking post

    Whoops. I read it once already so I didn't bother again, I didn't recall the hippie part.

    He's difficult on every day.

    That's why I'm going to call him Kuntz from now on.

    That's funny coming from you. Perhaps I should refer to you as Penis Fagboy from now on.

    You got a problem with me then take it to R&R. This isn't the place.

    The only problem I have with you is you responding seriously to not-serious posts (See what I mean?). That and you kill people for trivial reasons while in freemode.

    Work on those two things honey buns. Oops, I mean, Kuntz : ) Nobody liked Tien on DBZ because he was too serious all the time. Accept your new title with pride for Kuntz everywhere who want to be more like you!

    PS, you can call me whatever you want. I'm not an sensitive little bitch who gets mad at insults. In case you've forgotten I'm the Cheif proud americanry Officer of this place.

    Also Truth, you are one sexy walker. Would go Necrofeliac for it.

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    Gunsmith is there a single man on Earth that you don't find handsome?

    dunno how to take a joke or what???

    Of course I do. Just present the joke first. I can't laugh if there's nothing to laugh at can I? :huh:

    What are you dressed as here?

    Kuz perhaps yer name should be changed to cunt. the name fits. gonna call u that from here on out. Cunt.

    Read the fuckin post

    That sounds like a fantastic idea, and quite fitting. I could get in on this

    We shall call him Kuntz.

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    interesting.....i've never puffed from a vap before.

    my first was in the woods with my older cousin and his buddie, blowtorch, 2 knives, some good Moroccian gold seal hash and a bottle of pop. what a high! heh....loooooong time ago.

    Yeah it's been a while since I've had a bottle toke. I'd say the high from hash is quite similar to smoking a vaporizer.

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    I gotta agree, a vape is pretty costly compared to other smoking methods and I'd say experiment with either friends vapes or other smoking methods first. It would suck if you blew 200+ bucks only to find out it isn't for you. Plus, not everybody enjoys vapes. Like I said mine is stealthy and portable but when it comes down to it I'd rather be smoking out of a bong than a vaporizer.

    It's also worth noting that Vaporizing is the most effective way of smoking Cannabis. Eg. If you've never done it before IT WILL FUCK YOU RIGHT UP.

    A bong sesh for me = an hour or two high before I start to burn out.

    A vaporizer sesh at hotbox = Walking around kensington high as fuck for at least an hour or two of shopping. Making your way back to the train station (30 mins). Hopping on the train, feeling euphoic as phuck while you stare out the window for the next hour, get off the train, head home, get into bed and pass the fuck out because you're coming down from the most intense high you've ever had.

    Tl;dr A normal sesh gets me high for a few hours, a vaporizer gets me fucked for half of the day.

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    But they're the smallest vape on the market. Without the glass tube inserted it's only about 4cm x 2cm, and plus the fact there's no smoke or odor, you can basically get high in the middle of a crowded Toronto bus or subway and nobody even notices you're getting high as fuck. Just pretend you're silencing a burp or holding a sneeze.

    Vaporizers are rapidly approaching e-cig territory. Won't be long before you can openly get high and have no one notice.

    Really, an e-joint probably wouldn't be a very complicated thing to rig up yourself. If I ever start smoking again, I might give it a go.

    It really isn't. To my knowledge it's just a mesh screen wired to a battery socket that you insert the battery in. In fact the cost of the vape depends more on the wood it's made out of (cedar or pine, something cheap and shitty for like 120 vs one made of oak or similar hardwood for 150)

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    Airizer it is

    I have a magic flight launch box at home and for what I t is I think it's fantastic. They're incredibly simple, come with a lifetime warranty, and are probably the cheapest brand name vapes on the market. (Cheapest one is 120 before taxes).

    The only problem is there is a bit of a learning curve to it. Mine literally came with a 50 page detailed guide and a 5 page section just on how to properly hit it. There is no temperature regulator in it, so the way it performs is dependant on how you hit it (eg. Too strong a pull and it might burn, to short a pull and it won't vaporize). But they're the smallest vape on the market. Without the glass tube inserted it's only about 4cm x 2cm, and plus the fact there's no smoke or odor, you can basically get high in the middle of a crowded Toronto bus or subway and nobody even notices you're getting high as fuck. Just pretend you're silencing a burp or holding a sneeze.

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