Otiz P Jivefunk

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  1. What does the weapon I choose have anything to do with BS job payouts. Especially considering 95% of the time I do use the buzzard. You clearly missed the point. Again no job should payout less than 20k. Only time I use explosives is the pot shots and rooftop anyway. Buzzard is 200 bucks. Why i use it almost always.


  2. hey bones,

    all ya do is call yer mechanic for the car in storage. if u sell yer 10 car for a 6, or 6 for a 4 or a 4 for a 2...wait lemmee see if i wrote that right......yep that's it, then the cars that don't make the cut goto storage. call the mech. and he delivers it. done.

    wel untill the cloud deletes em that is. sometime in a month or so....lol


  3. lmao @ R* on potshots. twits.

    well...i've only looked in SP mode so far. but i'm buying that Coquette classic! holy sweet shit, i love it! The Swift is fuckin nice. betting the cost is BS tho, but i may get it. i have an RC chopper that looks just like it, not the tiny ones either, mine is bigger than a ps3 console. Over twice as tall too.

    Jets were cool, i guess. But all i wanna buy is that Lazer. boooo


  4. what james bond lookin car bones? i didn't see that one. i did see one that closely looked like a 69 stingray. Hope you don't mean that, cause you need yer eyes fixed if so.....lol.

    bond would never drive yankee muscle. the damn fool.

    also...fuck the clothes! damn things. well tops anyway...damn things... :P

    69 stingray

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    the car i was talkin about in the vid

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    :faplight:

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  5. i came back in just as they started another list and gtagrl was afk...

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    heh!

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    sorry chicky...got bored, so that means....STICKY'S!!!! all up the back of your heeead.

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    gtagrl came up from getting changed to see that niki was keepin us occupied.

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    then cheered her on

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    and went gangum style on it. or whatever that damn song name is....lol

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    a quick break

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    gtagrl in her garage in the city with dio and cfo

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    hiiiii. nice legs chicky! ....... soooooooo.....come here often?? heh!

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    what?

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    couple'a retards

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    gtagrl's garage in Paleto

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    the girls are here!

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    what?

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    some fucker

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    new profile pic perhaps?

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    few more....

    bowling

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    Ace jumping out of the car...

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    kuz almost ran me down

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    Ace....yep...

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    getting the 'pins' lined up

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    the ducks all in a 'row'.....fuckin finally!

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    there..done

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  6. Made a rally race, just for shits and giggles. not for the event tonite. Can put it in, but it's not specific to the drift theme

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    Grapeseed-Paleto Rally

    1-16 Players, point to point.

    Description

    A rally thru the hills from Grapeseed all the way to the pier in Paleto Bay.

    Vehicle Classes

    Compacts, Motorcycles, Off-Road, SUVs, Vans

    Location

    Grapeseed, Alamo Sea, Chiliad Mountain State Wilderness, Paleto Forest, Paleto Bay

    Link: http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/jobs/job/t54ajs-CrUG8S4eQisSB3Q?platformId=2

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  7. I made so much strawberry jam last year, I didn't need to make any this year. In another month or so, we'll go apple picking, then the pie marathon will begin. There's no better way to tell winter to fuck off than baking a pie made with apples you picked yourself.

    have you ever hit up the Valley in NS? Should check out the Apple Blossom fest. ever fall there.

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  8. I love that a new dude sticks his head out to say hi and within a couple of posts it has degenerated into a conversation about otiz shaftless bellend

    the usual behavior from the children of the forum. typical. lol

    I think Otiz would have ignored the joke if he wasn't at least a little insecure about his penis.

    i did ignore it the first time. well done. idiot.