Qdeathstar

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    Status updates on mobile are on the bottom of the front page. Short of getting a browser that spoofs header info, you cannot choose the desktop version.

     

    dont worry about the status updates, I'm pretty sure they won't be used anyway.

     

    you can only view the first two lines of the updates, and to comment on them you have to go to a different page.

     

    at least the mobile view works now.

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    Me and The Black Cat (Still wise, free, and safe in our remains)

    We are good, like God

    unique with a special purpose

    like Satan.

    We have rights, like King

    dreaming up righteous mandates

    like the Klan.

    We are free, like Gandhi

    to rage against the bourgeoisie

    like old Mao.

    We give hope, like Jesus

    keeping faith in cult personalities

    like Manson.

    We still live, like Buddha

    waiting for our rebirth

    like a fool.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Black_Cat_(short_story)

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    On the benefits of becoming a fish

    Yesterday my car broke down.

    It was working fine, I guess it just

    gave up.

    The door whined as I threw it open.

    Maybe it knew the End was near.

    I looked around for some

    sense of direction.

    The breeze hit me. Cold; changing

    like the end of a season, freezing.

    I headed westward with purpose

    but not reason.

    I had come upon a cross-

    walk and the light was blinking red.

    I had time to think, and then I saw

    advertisements for wants I

    cannot recall.

    As brakes squealed to a slow

    stop I could hear the mumbles

    of a drunk homeless man stuttering

    "eye of the tiger" and so I said

    "Aenema is coming,

    learn to swim."

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    I made pancakes today. 8936095.jpg They're susposed to be the American style ones, so they're ment to be much smaller but I hate small pancakes, besides, American pancakes seem to be more like crumpets I think. Think it was this recipe I used, although I obviously made mine thinner and much bigger. Honestly couldn't have made them much more perfect. Parts look undercooked/burnt but I assure you they weren't. Tonight is Takeaway night. So I'll probably end up getting Donner meat or s/t lmao

    I know this post is older than your mum, but wtf American pancake? Google IHOP pancake and you'll get somethings closer to an American pancake. tho ihop is shit,