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The phylakes are really easy with a spear, use the R2 power attack to charge at them from afar and break their defense, then get a few hits in, retreat, repeat and defeat. Also fire bombs before you start the fight itself. Took down my second just now, was raiding a camp in Sapi-Res and the guards alerted him to my location, I considered retreating as I wasn't sure if I could take him, but the spear took him down easily, even with other guards nearby. Also the flesh decay is awesome and can wipe out smaller camps quickly if you can place a body in the middle in plain sight of everyone. And you can restore your beard and hair by pressing R2 + triangle and L2 + triangle in the gear screen.

I've had a few bugs, but not consistently enough to be of any concern. Took photos of most of them; guy half in a wall, one when trying to air assassinate a captain on a ship it somehow glitched due to the rigging getting in the way and as a result I was stuck unable to move in the hanging animation while the guards shot at me. Funny/annoying things, Bayek is a pussy magnet - cats seem to flock to his feet, first happened mid battle with some guards, three cats rushed towards me and I panicked thinking they were trained attack cats set to lick my face off with their raspy tongues. Secondly the moment you dive into any large body of water the game sees fit to spawn a homing boat that will lock onto you and chase you down incessantly. Presumably the helmsman is some fanaticist who loves mowing down casual swimmers, they lurk out of sight but as soon as you turn your back - WALLOP! prow in the back of the head. If you somehow avoid them they proceed to stop next to you and abuse you, usually in Greek. (I'm assuming this mechanic is so you're never stranded far from a boat, but damn, these people are true menaces of the seas.)

Bought this last Thursday while it was cheaper, wasn't expecting it to be delivered until today but Amazon's overefficient delivery service decided to get it to me by Sunday evening, (and that's using the free cheapskate delivery, dunno why you'd ever bother with the first class option.) Anyway just leaving Alexandria; taken down the first phylake, which i'm assuming would be pronounced as "fee-LAH-kay"? He wiped me out a few times due to other guards interfering but once I had him alone I just lobbed 6 fire bombs at him and rushed him with my spear, he only managed to get in one attack before he died. I'm off to see some geezer in Giza. The whole level system makes you do more side quests and actually explore, which is nice.

Gtagrl, Dup, me Buggying with Dup From the above video Dup, Weev, Me, BMX, Fanman, Goosey, Gtagrl, Bones. Good car line up too Weev killing gtagrl. Above there is a special message from Kuz Grenade out for Weev. Bones and I lobbing some nades Down he goes Killing BMX Couldn't zoom out as much as I wanted too but here is a look at the giant boat built by Zorvane. Not sure if that is how you spell his name but fuck his couch. Found me a nice camp spot. Taking out Goose And Bones. gtagrl/BMX mashed by Bones/Weev I send a missile at them This is from the game camera. The trippy straight down part in a transform race. Scootin with gtagrl Fanboy casually pushed me off a roof Killing Goose Bones killing Fanboy Can't really see him but I assume he is dead Whose that grenade for? Oh it's gtagrl Ones for Bones. Another for Bones lawl Whose next? Goose is BMX kicking Weev Me kicking Goose Dup kicking BMX It's hammertime for Dup Hammertime for Bones Hammertime for Fanboy Hammertime for BMX Bones gunbutts Fanboy. I didn't desaturate this enough. You can make out the pink in Bones's gun That's a bit better This is what you get for having a pink gun Crank the saturation, it looks like shit lol Killing gtagrl BMX takes out Bones Looks stupid with the contrast cranked too. Fanboy kills gtagrl She jumps for some reason Hangtime I thought about skipping this one of Bones as I have so many. But the pink gun! So fuck his couch Weev and BMX jump at the start of the race for no reason Goose gives it a go and jumps off the track They turned us into golf carts Finally, my murder spree of NPCs. Everyone left at the same time. Bones Then that new guy, Keinmyster. FYI Kein, clown night was weeks ago. Weev And Fanboy Stompy stompy