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Posts posted by vlad95
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Still looking for North Yankton...
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Besides sharks i think we'll see sea turtles , and why not some whales
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I don't care about anything , i'll just check out if the trees are destructible.
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Insightful.
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So far everything convinced me about the game apart from the driving .I know that every reviewer and R* employee said it can rival to any racing game but to me seems too....twitchy.
I want to be wrong so i can't wait to actually see for myself how the cars handle.
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Trevor is so...fabulous.
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Every time you stifle a sneeze, the force of the sneeze cannot simply disappear from existence. It must manifest elsewhere, often causing a small creature to explode or a chef’s hat to fly off into the air. La toque blanche. The chef’s hat. Why is it shaped like a mushroom cloud? Because they both sure can cook. And why is a mushroom cloud shaped like a mushroom? Not many people know this, but out in the forest, right where every mushroom grows, there used to be a tiny Japanese city, so tiny that even David the Gnome could commit accidental genocide just by taking a poop without looking. Ironically, Gnome Poop is highly sought after in Japan, because of its mystical properties and because it tastes good on sushi, for people who can’t handle wasabi. Here in America, Gnome Poop’s mystique is somewhat overshadowed by that of Unicorn Seed! the hip new soda pop that all the kids are guzzling on the street corners. Its popularity has been hugely fostered by product placement in popular films. For instance, in the film “Muscular Hooker 2”, Will Smith’s character takes a dramatically-framed swig of Unicorn Seed! and then suddenly grows a CGI erection which extends into infinity, and then Will Smith’s mind explodes, and the movie ends. For that scene alone, Roger Ebert gives the film 3 and a half stars. Not many people know this, but movie critics have a finite amount of stars they can award in their lifetime. They are often kept in a vault, heavily secured to prevent a senile Scrooge McDuck from wandering in, mistaking the stars for gold coins, and swimming in them. This is for Scrooge’s own protection, as the stars have sharp edges and would lacerate his body into a bloody feathered pulp. If this were to happen, his will states that the entire McDuck fortune will go to his grandnephews Huey, Dewey, and Louie, and that his nephew Donald will get zilch, because nobody understands what the Christ he is saying anyway so who cares. As for Scrooge McDuck’s body, it will be jerked and eaten, as per Scottish tradition. Indeed, cannibalism of the dead is a cherished custom in Scotland. When a Scottish boy’s coming of age is celebrated (a ceremony known as the Scot Mitzvah) he is forced to consume his own great-grandfather, bones and all, in just 24 hours, or else the local Shaman will hit him on the head with a magical stick that stops him from ever becoming an adult. Now, you might think that eternal childhood wouldn’t be such a bad thing, Never-Never-Land and all that jazz. But no! Once your parents are dead, there’s nothing to stop you from eating nothing but sweets, as children are wont to do. And when your baby teeth have rotted away, there will be no adult teeth to take their place. Toothless, stupid, and unkissed by the spirits of puberty, you will be banished from Scotland to the only place in this world where an awkward man-child such as yourself can ever hope to be accepted— Ireland. You will live as a leprechaun. You will don a false beard and a green bowler and stand on the streets jabbering about a nonexistent pot of gold. When darkness falls, you will sleep in an alley on a bed of night soil, clutching a potato, which will be your surrogate mother. If you are found by leprechaun poachers, your only hope for escape is to mesmerize them with a sprightly leprechaun jig, and then stab their eyes out with your leprechaun stiletto. Then you must run away— to find another Irish hamlet, and the cycle will repeat forever until one of three things happens: 1. The poachers get too smart for you. 2. You starve to death. 3. The stifled sneeze of a distant someone causes you to explode and die.
That was....beautiful.
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Well said.
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I'd left the shop owner running away just to yell at him : Run bitch ! RUUUUUUUUN!
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Well , no surprise here...
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Don't know if anyone said this before , but i want an underground cave system.
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Does anybody know where is the original article?
Found it
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* You can leave your car parked on the street, but if you put the ticket, the crane can take him. But you can recover in the warehouse prior municipal payment if you want to lose after having invested your money in editing.
So i get that everytime you park your car you also have to buy a parking ticket , and if you don't , your car gets impounded?
That's an inconvenient...
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I cant understand all the posts in this page. Learn English!
but i does knew hows to spek ingrish
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There is a pet shop in the gameplay footage. It has a picture of a cat and other animals on top of the logo. Don't tell me there are going to be cats in the game. It's a good thing a bad thing. I was in the cat in the past life, so I don't know if the including of cats is a good idea. If anyone shoots a cat in this cat, I'm going to cry cat tears.
CATCEPTION
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Something like this , i hope -
Crocodiles and cats
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Well....The Goon has spoken.
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I feel like an idiot now for finishing IV two times , TBoGT also 2 times and not seeing once a criminal getting put into a cop car.
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Game informer released 15 new screen from gta v
I like the fact that absolutely nobody saw the guy getting arrested in this screenshot.Just hope it's something random and not caused by a mission with Franklin(he looks quite angry though)
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A shower mini-game where you have to avoid dropping the soap
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Trying to figure out what these GTAO icons mean. The one the bottom looks like a parachute. The one on the left looks like a checkered flag and a car, racing maybe? Top right is a star and top left looks like a checkered flag and something else.
The top left icon is definitely a checkered flag with a mountain bike.So....bike racing as seen in the gameplay demo i guess.
As for the star , why wouldn't it be a heist mission?
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Except for when I taunt you with my Khamelion...
That's when he shoot's you to death and throws your corpse outta the car and gives it a test drive himself I was actually wondering if that would be possible though.. If someone has the DLC, can others who don't still drive that car, if the owner is killed for example ?
I'm counting on it.
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What if the shed is the entrance to a secret bunker ? I really can't see another purpose for it there.
GTA V Mapped!
in GTA 5 Pre-Release Discussion (Closed)
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OMG THIS IS THE REAL MAP (i think this should be posted on the piss takes topic)
Also , stop posting maps even if you put them in spoiler tags.You've waited for this game for a year and now you can't last 3 more days?