What are you looking for in GTA5?

[What are you looking for in GTA5?]

Well driving looks fucking shittarded...and the city is empty...Might as well be playing Just Cause 2...

[What are you looking for in GTA5?]

OH!

I want Trevor to grow a scraggly Charlie Manson hairdo/beard combo!

Maybe get a little swastika tattoo on his forehead.

…Also it would be neat if we could brainwash a group of cute girls to murder people for us!

[What are you looking for in GTA5?]

The most important things to me are:

Body Disposal…I am going to be very disappointed if I can’t put dead bodies in the trunk of my car and drive them out to the desert to burn; or dump under the Vinewood sign, throw them off a bridge, bury them in the backyard, crush them in the car or stomp them down a toilet, etc…

Dismemberment…I want severed limbs, splattered brains and spilled guts.

Ability to Strangle People

Kidnapping/Hostage situations…I want to be able to hold people at gunpoint, tie them up/handcuff them, take them places and execute them etc…

Home Invasions

Tons of Melee Weapons

Car Bombs

Backpack Bombs/Suicide Vests

Political/Celebrity Assassinations

Massive Crowds to Massacre

Cannibalism/Necrophilia

Lots of Sex

Hallucinogens: Good and bad trips…Bad trips turn people into zombies and monsters and shit.

Pogo Sticks/ Roller-Skates

Fishing

Ability to Shoot Yourself in the Head/Mouth