Truth 429 Report post Posted October 7, 2013 I see without seeing. To me, darkness is as clear as daylight. What am I? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted October 7, 2013 Batman at the end of Batman Forever? 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Truth 429 Report post Posted October 7, 2013 you must answer it as it was answered Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted October 7, 2013 "You're as blind as a bat!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Truth 429 Report post Posted October 7, 2013 you forgot the magic word Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted October 7, 2013 No, fuck you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Qdeathstar 1763 Report post Posted October 8, 2013 No, fuck you. Riddle me this. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
narcolepsy 581 Report post Posted October 8, 2013 As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives, Each wife had seven sacks, Each sack had seven cats, Each cat had seven kits: Kits, cats, sacks, and wives, How many were there going to St. Ives? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spiritcrusher77 1 Report post Posted October 8, 2013 As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives, Each wife had seven sacks, Each sack had seven cats, Each cat had seven kits: Kits, cats, sacks, and wives, How many were there going to St. Ives? One. I'm the only one going. That one's from Die Hard with a Vengeance. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ostrich Boy 59 Report post Posted October 9, 2013 Ok let's give this a shot.... Imagine you are inside of a cube. Each of the six walls is comprised of 3 feet of concrete and 3 feet of steel. How do you escape the cube? I'm already outside. I'm just imagining I'm in the cube. Got it... Just imagine you ARENT in the cube Here's a good one I've always enjoyed: There is a man sprinting down a hallway with an envelope. The lights flicker and go out, then immediately come back on. The man continues his journey, in despair. What was in the envelope? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted October 9, 2013 A pardon letter for a man being executed via electric chair. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firm 982 Report post Posted October 9, 2013 I used to get these on the back of my Rizlas. Fond memories. Acting on a tip of, the police raid a flat to arrest a suspected murderer. They don't know what he looks like but they know his name and know that he is in the flat. The police burst into the flat and see a bricklayer, cab driver, an electrician and a fireman. They immediately arrest the firemen . How do they know they've got the murderer? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
narcolepsy 581 Report post Posted October 9, 2013 I used to get these on the back of my Rizlas. Fond memories. Acting on a tip of, the police raid a flat to arrest a suspected murderer. They don't know what he looks like but they know his name and know that he is in the flat. The police burst into the flat and see a bricklayer, cab driver, an electrician and a fireman. They immediately arrest the firemen . How do they know they've got the murderer? The fireman is the only one who isn't dead!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firm 982 Report post Posted October 9, 2013 I used to get these on the back of my Rizlas. Fond memories. Acting on a tip of, the police raid a flat to arrest a suspected murderer. They don't know what he looks like but they know his name and know that he is in the flat. The police burst into the flat and see a bricklayer, cab driver, an electrician and a fireman. They immediately arrest the firemen . How do they know they've got the murderer? The fireman is the only one who isn't dead!!! Nope. I'm sad that it isn't the correct answer, though, Given the nature of the riddle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ostrich Boy 59 Report post Posted October 9, 2013 A pardon letter for a man being executed via electric chair. Bingo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted October 9, 2013 The fireman is black. Mystery solved. Edit: Alternatively, the murders were committed with a fire axe. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firm 982 Report post Posted October 9, 2013 The fireman is black. Mystery solved. Edit: Alternatively, the murders were committed with a fire axe. They don't know what he looks like but they know his name. He was called Leroy...Hmmmmm Still a nope. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spiritcrusher77 1 Report post Posted October 9, 2013 I used to get these on the back of my Rizlas. Fond memories. Acting on a tip of, the police raid a flat to arrest a suspected murderer. They don't know what he looks like but they know his name and know that he is in the flat. The police burst into the flat and see a bricklayer, cab driver, an electrician and a fireman. They immediately arrest the firemen . How do they know they've got the murderer? I've got two answers: 1: Those were various disguises used by the murderer, and he was currently disguised as a fireman. 2: The other three people were seen through a window. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian 972 Report post Posted October 9, 2013 I used to get these on the back of my Rizlas. Fond memories. Acting on a tip of, the police raid a flat to arrest a suspected murderer. They don't know what he looks like but they know his name and know that he is in the flat. The police burst into the flat and see a bricklayer, cab driver, an electrician and a fireman. They immediately arrest the firemen . How do they know they've got the murderer? Because he was the only dude? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firm 982 Report post Posted October 9, 2013 Ermmm. Yeah, I'm gonna give you that because you're right. 10 points. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
narcolepsy 581 Report post Posted October 9, 2013 When you aren't smoking weed anymore and you don't roll your own cigs you miss out on so much! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firm 982 Report post Posted October 9, 2013 When you aren't smoking weed anymore and you don't roll your own cigs you miss out on so much! I wouldn't have passed my GCSEs otherwise. Thank you, friends. New riddle also Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob 1390 Report post Posted October 10, 2013 I would have said a Firemans uniform has a name tag. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spiritcrusher77 1 Report post Posted October 12, 2013 When you aren't smoking weed anymore and you don't roll your own cigs you miss out on so much! I wouldn't have passed my GCSEs otherwise. Thank you, friends. New riddle also The two daughters had different fathers. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
