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I guess I'll just post a riddle then.

Two men were going to have an old-fashioned gun duel. Backing up to the tracks, one found a strategic position on a hill. The other one was by the river. Before a shot was fired, one of them ran off. Later that day, the police found a dead body mangled, with a shotgun next to it. It was in the position that it was in to begin with. How did he die?

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Filthy hobbitsis

Haven't read the one tower. Not a fan of steven king. A friend keeps telling me to read it but time is scarce these days

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My geometry teacher gives us bonuses on our tests like we're retarded or some shit...

"An engineer's brother just got married, but the one who married does not have a brother, how is this possible?"

Took me a good two seconds to figure it out.

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I have no eyes, but I see all. I have no ears but I hear all. I can travel through time to kiss my own lips. G. W. Bush nor Satan is more wicked than I. I have no wings yet I can fly.

What am I?

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I have no eyes, but I see all. I have no ears but I hear all. I can travel through time to kiss my own lips. G. W. Bush nor Satan is more wicked than I. I have no wings yet I can fly. What am I?

I would have to say Light.

Nope.

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Ok let's give this a shot....

Imagine you are inside of a cube. Each of the six walls is comprised of 3 feet of concrete and 3 feet of steel. How do you escape the cube?

Saw your leg in half, two halves make a hole, crawl through the hole.

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Ok let's give this a shot....

Imagine you are inside of a cube. Each of the six walls is comprised of 3 feet of concrete and 3 feet of steel. How do you escape the cube?

I'm already outside. I'm just imagining I'm in the cube.

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A good guy and a bad guy are sitting in a bar. The bad guy brings a bottle of brandy. The good guy brings a bomb. The only problem is the bad guy forgets to bring something that could have saved his life. What does he forget? (By spiritcrusher77)

He forgot ice......Poor bastard :no:

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