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If I am approached with a baby, I always immediately tell the person that I will drop their baby if they try to hand it to me. It has never failed. Probably because I mean it.

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I don't understand this, I'm really cool with babies and children, I think I have that natural aura some people have that seems to calm them down, that and I inherited my mum's tendency for not taking shit and disciplining out of line kids.

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Im my experience you're in the minority. TBH someone else's kid starts screaming and I fucking run. Different when they're your own though.

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There's a story from when my mum was ill and my cousins kid threw a fit, she leaned over the couch she was laid on, grabbed him by the scruff of the neck hoisted him over the couch and made him sit down and shut the fuck up.

Ovaries of fucking steel that woman. She never had to even remotely threaten me and my brother to behave.

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I've read/heard that women literally want to eat babies.

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This is true. I have heard many women say exactly that.

My wife says that but it comes out as "awwww baby, I want another one."

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You won't even be able to fathom my handsomeness once i lose aboot 20lbs. You might even be tempted to buy my pinup calender for your wall ;)

Buy one? I've already made several.

I'm just waiting on a shot of you winking to complete my 2015 edition.

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You won't even be able to fathom my handsomeness once i lose aboot 20lbs. You might even be tempted to buy my pinup calender for your wall ;)

Buy one? I've already made several.

I'm just waiting on a shot of you winking to complete my 2015 edition.

Would you like that in a car, on a car, or adjacent to a car?

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On. Definitely on.

I mean. I was gunna keep my mouth shut about my ace calendar. But if you're gunna post a pic of you, on a car, winking. Well I just.... .....

Not much homo

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