Firm 982 Report post Posted September 10, 2014 Rocking the Skynyrd with a bottle of JD. Good times in the kitchen...by myself That's how i want my life to be. Carpe motherfucking diem, baby. 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted September 10, 2014 Carpe motherfucking diem, baby. I'm guessing you have a t-shirt that says this, also. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cuda 939 Report post Posted September 10, 2014 Guy from work got married, criticize my apparel Massacre: You should have stood tall, fuck your short arse friend;) I'm actually a cripple and can't stand straight, thanks Mercy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gtagrl 4316 Report post Posted September 10, 2014 Carpe motherfucking diem, baby. I'm guessing you have a t-shirt thong that says this, also. Fixed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted September 10, 2014 Well, just as many people would see that, on a night out, as his shirt. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gtagrl 4316 Report post Posted September 10, 2014 Firm, he's saying you're a slut. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firm 982 Report post Posted September 10, 2014 Firm, he's saying you're a slut. Hey! Let a ho be a ho(that is definitely printed on one of my thongs). 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted September 10, 2014 Somebody gotta let a ho know. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mercy 30 Report post Posted September 10, 2014 Firm, he's saying you're a slut. Hey! Let a ho be a ho(that is definitely printed on one of my thongs). Mine too! 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firm 982 Report post Posted September 10, 2014 Does that make us sisters? Either way...pretty hot. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firm 982 Report post Posted September 19, 2014 Batman of the office. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Barrybran 851 Report post Posted September 21, 2014 Firm's workmate: Would you like a coffee? Firm: Na na na na na na na na. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Truth 429 Report post Posted September 21, 2014 Haha you work in an office. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firm 982 Report post Posted September 21, 2014 I know. I suck. However office Christmas parties are pretty fun. They make it all worthwhile. I'm gonna try to fuck my boss at the next one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mercy 30 Report post Posted September 21, 2014 I know. I suck.However office Christmas parties are pretty fun. They make it all worthwhile. I'm gonna try to fuck my boss at the next one. ... Your boss is male isn't he Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firm 982 Report post Posted September 21, 2014 Yep. And quite the looker. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mercy 30 Report post Posted September 21, 2014 Yep. And quite the looker. Hmmm, so when is this Xmas party? Got your plus one planned yet or? I mean you'll need some competition for that boss of yours, you don't want to just get him easy huh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Barrybran 851 Report post Posted September 21, 2014 I know. I suck.However office Christmas parties are pretty fun. They make it all worthwhile. I'm gonna try to fuck my boss at the next one. ... Your boss is male isn't he Firm didn't say his boss had to agree to it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firm 982 Report post Posted September 21, 2014 I'd be honoured to attend a pointless work function with a bit of Mercy candy on my arm. I must warn you I'm very competitive. And this insatiable cock hungry homo needs to get PAID! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TwoFacedTanner 278 Report post Posted September 24, 2014 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaPn bOnEs 8527 Report post Posted September 25, 2014 ^HAWT 10/10, would fuck... I know. I suck. However office Christmas parties are pretty fun. They make it all worthwhile. I'm gonna try to fuck my boss at the next one. my office christmas parties suck... only a few of us get drunk, the rest go home early... pansies... 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian 972 Report post Posted September 26, 2014 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ConQueSteD 552 Report post Posted October 6, 2014 I feel like I need to man up this topic. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Barrybran 851 Report post Posted October 6, 2014 You might want to hit the gym then, Con 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firm 982 Report post Posted October 6, 2014 That's a big 'un, Con. I assume the guns are yours and your mates. But, how much do firing ranges and gun experience days cost? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites