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Ok folks I have a new plan, that doesn't involve you giving up a single penny of your hard earned cash.

Please can you vote for my charity on here and get everyone you know to do it. It only takes a few seconds to do, and whoever gets the most votes gets £5,000 to go towards their charity.

The charity that currently has the most votes only has 396, which isn't a lot to beat if everyone can get a few people to sign up too.

Vote here

Thank you

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Ok folks I have a new plan, that doesn't involve you giving up a single penny of your hard earned cash.

Please can you vote for my charity on here and get everyone you know to do it. It only takes a few seconds to do, and whoever gets the most votes gets £5,000 to go towards their charity.

The charity that currently has the most votes only has 396, which isn't a lot to beat if everyone can get a few people to sign up too.

Vote here

Thank you

Do what she says lads!! :)

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Sorry, can't vote. I have to go out and be a horrible monster, then later I have to be a goddamn abomination, and then an atrocious beast around 7. If I ever need to be a caring considerate person for anything, I'll be sure and vote or donate money or some stupid shit.

Ironically, I'd probably give you a pity vote if I didn't have to go through the trouble to register.

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Ok folks I have a new plan, that doesn't involve you giving up a single penny of your hard earned cash.

Please can you vote for my charity on here and get everyone you know to do it. It only takes a few seconds to do, and whoever gets the most votes gets £5,000 to go towards their charity.

The charity that currently has the most votes only has 396, which isn't a lot to beat if everyone can get a few people to sign up too.

Vote here

Thank you

You tell me this AFTER i've given you £10? And I didn't even get any boobs for it.

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Ok folks I have a new plan, that doesn't involve you giving up a single penny of your hard earned cash.

Please can you vote for my charity on here and get everyone you know to do it. It only takes a few seconds to do, and whoever gets the most votes gets £5,000 to go towards their charity.

The charity that currently has the most votes only has 396, which isn't a lot to beat if everyone can get a few people to sign up too.

Vote here

Thank you

You tell me this AFTER i've given you £10? And I didn't even get any boobs for it.

Haha soz... Just be glad that your £10 will change the lives of those children!

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Well help me get this £5k then I'll get the children to build you a statue out of cow poo during one of their art lessons :)

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Obvious cleavage shot is obvious, but i'm not complaining mind you. And apparenly men always have sex on the mind, who's fucking fault is that?!

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Obvious cleavage shot is obvious, but i'm not complaining mind you. And apparenly men always have sex on the mind, who's fucking fault is that?!

I didn't realise she was showing any cleavage, I was looking at her face. But now you mention it, yeah I see it now. :rolleyes:

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Obvious cleavage shot is obvious, but i'm not complaining mind you. And apparenly men always have sex on the mind, who's fucking fault is that?!

I didn't realise she was showing any cleavage, I was looking at her face. But now you mention it, yeah I see it now. :rolleyes:

Yes yes of course, you're married, you only have eyes for your wife. You were being a gentleman. You're a registered blind person. You were only checking to make sure she didn't have anything concealed down there (lol), etc.

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Obvious cleavage shot is obvious, but i'm not complaining mind you. And apparenly men always have sex on the mind, who's fucking fault is that?!

I didn't realise she was showing any cleavage, I was looking at her face. But now you mention it, yeah I see it now. :rolleyes:

Yes yes of course, you're married, you only have eyes for your wife. You were being a gentleman. You're a registered blind person. You were only checking to make sure she didn't have anything concealed down there (lol), etc.

How did you know I was registered blind? A £10 donation towards my fund to find a living eye donor would be greatly appreciated.

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That explains the eye bar. I now have 40,000 eyeballs being shipped to a random location in Liverpool. Find them.

Also, breasts acknowledged, seal of approval granted, et cetera, et cetera.

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That explains the eye bar. I now have 40,000 eyeballs being shipped to a random location in Liverpool. Find them.

Also, breasts acknowledged, seal of approval granted, et cetera, et cetera.

Fuck, thought I found some. Turned out to be pickled eggs in a jar.

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Ok folks I have a new plan, that doesn't involve you giving up a single penny of your hard earned cash.

Please can you vote for my charity on here and get everyone you know to do it. It only takes a few seconds to do, and whoever gets the most votes gets £5,000 to go towards their charity.

The charity that currently has the most votes only has 396, which isn't a lot to beat if everyone can get a few people to sign up too.

Vote here

Thank you

I went there to vote for you, but it told me to log in or sign up. I don't want more accounts on the internet...

I hope you win though!

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Of course I brought food and clothing to a homeless shelter. Have you ever seen the look on a homeless person's face when you're wearing eight sweaters and eating a bucket of KFC in front of them? Fucking priceless.

lol :D Should have brought a vodka-filled watermelon as well.

Well help me get this £5k then I'll get the children to build you a statue out of cow poo during one of their art lessons :)

Well, shit, i'm still not giving 10 dollars, but i'll take the statue and send them some tap water.

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Of course I brought food and clothing to a homeless shelter. Have you ever seen the look on a homeless person's face when you're wearing eight sweaters and eating a bucket of KFC in front of them? Fucking priceless.

lol :D Should have brought a vodka-filled watermelon as well.

I could make a lot of money filling watermelons with Old English and selling them to ghetto convenience stores. I'll save the vodka for the borscht I share with my Russian Mafia contacts on alternating Thursdays.

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