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Yeah I don't know with half of these noob accounts whether they're genuinely being annoying and overly-optimistic or whether it's just for trolling purposes. But either way I don't really give a toss, they still garner the same response of "lol poor noob, doesn't know a thing" from me.

It's like a deer caught in your headlights, you know it doesn't stand a chance but its only thought is "ooh shiney bright lights, I think i'll watch." - It's oblivious basically.

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Yeah I don't know with half of these noob accounts whether they're genuinely being annoying and overly-optimistic or whether it's just for trolling purposes. But either way I don't really give a toss, they still garner the same response of "lol poor noob, doesn't know a thing" from me.

It's like a deer caught in your headlights, you know it doesn't stand a chance but its only thought is "ooh shiney bright lights, I think i'll watch." - It's oblivious basically.

"raises hand" thank god you guys dont hate me...

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"raises hand" thank god you guys dont hate me...

No, you're cool. Capitalization and punctuation would be nice (although you have punctuation most of the time), but one person can't fix all the typos in the world, so fuck it.

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Nah he isn't clever enough to create a second account, he just renames his first account and hopes we don't notice.

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viceman how you know if your ideas will be in the game or not you should get your head out your ass and stop putting other people down about their ideas

I'm sorry but I am with ViceMan and Massacre here. Your posts are almost illegible because you post walls of text without bothering with capitalization and punctuation. Like TreeFitty said, some of your posts reminds me of spam from spambots. But you are maybe a genuine GTA fan that doesn't yet master the written language, I don't know.

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There are subtle hints to look out for when dealing with these... people, for example, I shall now assume the role of one of them:

Ahem.

the next gta shuld hav loads more weapunz and clothez to were and stuff you shuld be able to fly a plane really high and then jump out on to a helicopter like in that mission in gta san andreas then you shuld kill the pilot an throw the pilot out till he goes splat on the floor then you should take the helicopter and fly it all the way back to your base where there are loads of guardz and stuff that will fight for you and you shuld be able to tell them where to go and the drive you around where u wanna go and you can fire while they drive and they are really good with gunz and you can give them gunz and they can take gunz from dead men they have killed the missions shuld be betterer and have way more choicis to choose from that make the story end different the charecter shuld be cj but older and he should have fingerless gloves and be able to fly the palnes like i said and you can transport your guys in planes to other places and they will fight for you there you shuld be able to get a jetpack and fly all the way to the highist bildings and snipe at the police where they cant get you and you can also piss on them from high up tommy vercette shuld be in the game to and give you missionz to do until you shoot him because hes old in this game and then you should be able to get on a unicycle and go to the gym to work out to make cj skinny like you did in the last game also big smoke should come back in this game and they culd say cj didnt kill him but only put him in hospital and he should be out for revenge so cj and tommy team up and kill him for good my ideas are the best and rockstar are idiots if they dont listen to me.

*emerges from trancelike state*

Whoa... that was a wild trip there, man.

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yeah i know i was typing fast on my key board sometimes i don't be knowing that but thanks for telling me anyway. so do you guys still like my ideas or atleast some of my ideas?

carl johnson/cj should be on gta5 with 2 sons this time to make it more instustead plus more missions and also online multiplayer.

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yeah i know i was typing fast on my key board sometimes i don't be knowing that but thanks for telling me anyway. so do you guys still like my ideas or atleast some of my ideas?

carl johnson/cj should be on gta5 with 2 sons this time to make it more instustead plus more missions and also online multiplayer.

CJ was in the old (ps2 era) GTA world, therefore he wont make an appearance in the new GTA world.

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But CJ was in GTA IV you know. Think about it maaaaan.

And I still maintain this is the funniest noob topic of all time.

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So any thoughts on this new character casting evidence/clue?

Eddie McReary really makes it incredibly believable. And Beverly Hills being mentioned again almost solidifies the answer to the next GTA location...

Discuss.

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yeah i know i was typing fast on my key board sometimes i don't be knowing that but thanks for telling me anyway. so do you guys still like my ideas or atleast some of my ideas?

carl johnson/cj should be on gta5 with 2 sons this time to make it more instustead plus more missions and also online multiplayer.

i know why he misses his key board!QD's penis is rammed up his ass! ViceMan forgot to give his noob warning... again... Jeez you gota be ontop of that

The 5 golden rules of the house:

1. Be a dick (especially to Pieface since he's a kinky submissive bitch into BDSM.)

2. Wave your dick around and rub your crotch in peoples faces as a sign of affection.

3. Three fingers up the anal sphincter is the standard greeting.

4. Watch out for QD's penis.

5. Same goes for D-O's basement.

obvious noob mistake, decided to forget the last two parts

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i know why he misses his key board!QD's penis is rammed up his ass! ViceMan forgot to give his noob warning... again... Jeez you gota be ontop of that

The 5 golden rules of the house:

1. Be a dick (especially to Pieface since he's a kinky submissive bitch into BDSM.)

2. Wave your dick around and rub your crotch in peoples faces as a sign of affection.

3. Three fingers up the anal sphincter is the standard greeting.

4. Watch out for QD's penis.

5. Same goes for D-O's basement.

obvious noob mistake, decided to forget the last two parts

I decided against it, it usually makes no discernable difference as they (the noob) get all high and mighty and rather defensive about their status. I thought i'd let someone else do the honours for a change. What happened to the good ol' days when Stoic used to totally shred them to pieces with one sentence and make them run off in tears with blood spewing from their gaping, pulverised arses never to return again?

*looks around questioningly*

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Guest LuisZelaya

im intelligent and i don't back down and im also open minded. < ROFL :lol:

I would like to be able to buy my clothing from a fancy dress shop in GTA V. It would great to go round capping people while dressed as a fairy..............or something.

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A fairy? You want to emulate your real life in GTA then?

Oops, thought this was gaygamer.net :mellow:

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A fairy? You want to emulate your real life in GTA then?

Oops, thought this was gaygamer.net :mellow:

No this is GTAgayming, get in line to suck Zidane's cock while he recites CJ quotes and flexes his gangsta muscles.

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A fairy? You want to emulate your real life in GTA then?

Oops, thought this was gaygamer.net :mellow:

No this is GTAgayming, get in line to suck Zidane's cock while he recites CJ quotes and flexes his gangsta muscles.

*runs to be first in line*

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you should be able to buy mansions/lands/stores/airplanes/bars/ guns stores/casinos/and car shops and be a boss and hire people to work for you as well or even fire them if they not doing what they suppose to do and you can also make millions of dallars i think that sounds like a brilliant idea to do for a chang they never had that in none of the gta's i know someone got to agree with me on that and you can do drug trafficking at the same time and you can kill other bosses and take over their businesses as well.

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you should be able to buy mansions/lands/stores/airplanes/bars/ guns stores/casinos/and car shops and be a boss and hire people to work for you as well or even fire them if they not doing what they suppose to do and you can also make millions of dallars i think that sounds like a brilliant idea to do for a chang they never had that in none of the gta's i know someone got to agree with me on that and you can do drug trafficking at the same time and you can kill other bosses and take over their businesses as well.

this guy is that dude that has that really hot girl friend that you cant figure out why and you end up fucking her before he does while he is on the phone with her

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you should be able to buy mansions/lands/stores/airplanes/bars/ guns stores/casinos/and car shops and be a boss and hire people to work for you as well or even fire them if they not doing what they suppose to do and you can also make millions of dallars i think that sounds like a brilliant idea to do for a chang they never had that in none of the gta's i know someone got to agree with me on that and you can do drug trafficking at the same time and you can kill other bosses and take over their businesses as well.

Sounds like it could possibly be a cool game. But what should the game be called? I don't think R* - nor the GTA fans - would be very happy if it had Grand Theft Auto in the title.

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you should be able to buy mansions/lands/stores/airplanes/bars/ guns stores/casinos/and car shops and be a boss and hire people to work for you as well or even fire them if they not doing what they suppose to do and you can also make millions of dallars i think that sounds like a brilliant idea to do for a chang they never had that in none of the gta's i know someone got to agree with me on that and you can do drug trafficking at the same time and you can kill other bosses and take over their businesses as well.

Sounds like it could possibly be a cool game. But what should the game be called? I don't think R* - nor the GTA fans - would be very happy if it had Grand Theft Auto in the title.

sounds like saints row 3

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