Indy

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  1. you're mid-shower and you need to take a dump, what do you do?

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    2. Rayge

      Rayge

      works every time

    3. Firm

      Firm

      I have a special spoon that I use to break it into manageable chunks.

    4. DuPz0r

      DuPz0r

      I once had a friend we nicknamed manageable chunks.. He'd eat anything...

  2. i like boys

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    2. Pieface

      Pieface

      13? Sorry, you put me off their. Too old for me.

    3. Indy

      Indy

      We offer a kindergarten discount

    4. Pieface

      Pieface

      Kindergarten? Have you turned American Indy? You're from Birmingham aren't you? Not Wis-fucking-consin.

  3. well, there go my plans for the London marathon

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    2. Crazee

      Crazee

      Dupz, you've just been racist and used the word civilized in the same sentence. . . . Just saying. :/

    3. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      Racist? Its a shame when people confuse facts with racism.

    4. Crazee

      Crazee

      It's also a shame when people's ignorance blinds them from their idiocies.

  4. Can somebody get my sig back? I think imageshack 404'd me and I don't have it on my HDD anymore

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    2. Indy

      Indy

      i think my old forum name was vanhelsingh

    3. TreeFitty

      TreeFitty

      I checked the old board. It's the same imageshack link. Guests (including Google spiders) can't see sigs so it's not cached either.

    4. TreeFitty

      TreeFitty

      And even trying cached "new sig" topics doesn't work either. Google just changes dead images into links (which are dead).

  5. You know your shit is fucked up when you're signing up for medical trials... sigh

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    2. Brian

      Brian

      But you get mad dough doe

    3. GunSmith

      GunSmith

      Not sure if that justifies cancer of the scrotum in three years...

    4. Indy

      Indy

      They're testing an anti-cancer drug, so it'd be like i'm helping the world and shit.

  6. fuckin hammer'd

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    2. Massacre

      Massacre

      Was there supposed to be more after "don't lie"?

    3. Graffitigirl
    4. Massacre

      Massacre

      BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M LYING ABOUT

  7. fucking unsuccessful with my interview... you guys might see me in the news for killing some suits. Unless I get accepted for my other two interviews, or maybe i'll do it anyway?

  8. take off tha' G-string!

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    2. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      *unwinds top string from Gibson*

    3. CaPn bOnEs

      CaPn bOnEs

      "someone give her a harmonica!"

      +10 likes to those that get the reference...

  9. I got 99 problems an' they all bitches

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    2. GunSmith

      GunSmith

      Weird, I have 99 bitches and a problem ain't one.

    3. Brian

      Brian

      That's a lot of a dogs.

    4. Ku Zi Mu
  10. 5 hour modified radical neck dissection... dexterity +10

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    2. Indy

      Indy

      NSAIDs like Ibuprofen should work, but stronger stuff like Naproxen/Diclofenac would be better, or try topical gel such as Voltarol. Be careful taking NSAID pills for long-term use, you may need to be on a proton-pump inhibitor to prevent stomach ulcers (consult your physician, usually only affects older people). If it's really bad, a corticosteroid injection can sometimes relieve pain for several months, although this is normally only required with very severe osteoarthritis. The other t...

    3. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      Please, please kindly finish that thought when time permits, Indy. Thank you.

    4. Indy

      Indy

      I can't remember what I was writing, I think just make sure that it is in fact osteoarthritis and that your physician is aware of it since it's quite readily managed.

  11. Finally finished that damn interview, hope it all goes well! If not, I'll have to shoot them and blame it on Mario!

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    2. Indy

      Indy

      yup lol, got another next tuesday though >.< but I suppose it's better to be stressed about upcoming interviews than not have any at all!

    3. Psy

      Psy

      Did they say C U Next Tuesday when you left? Might be a hint they didn't like you.

    4. Indy

      Indy

      haha, nah next tuesday is for somewhere else

  12. nervous for my interviews >.<

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    2. DuffMan

      DuffMan

      If it's a woman, imagine her sucking your cock. If it's a man, imagine him being sucked off by the receptionist you saw when you walked in the door.

    3. Psy

      Psy

      @Duff, if it's a tranny, imagine it sucking itself off

  13. why you babysittin' on 2 or 3 shots?

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    2. jobo

      jobo

      Do you work at a gas station?

    3. jobo

      jobo

      What's more offensive 7/11 jokes or 9/11 jokes.

    4. PedestrianRiotz

      PedestrianRiotz

      kendrick lamar. ;) going to see him in january in newcastle, shit gurn b cash

  14. One of the R* hints (during loading) was to play the game without radar or HUD to make it more difficult, anybody tried this? It's fucking hard.

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    2. Barrybran

      Barrybran

      Shit Q, I didn't know you had a life.

    3. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      Oh, i dont.. I just like masturbating a lot more than playing games. See, i generally only play my xbox until the vibration from the controller arouses my cock, then i switch between masturbating and giving myself enema's the rest of the day -_-

    4. Barrybran

      Barrybran

      Sounds like you need to find someone to do the masturbating for you so you can play games at the same time.

  15. so having stayed out of the GTA board, I know very little about the game, so which is the best article to read to hype me up before release?

    1. Massacre

      Massacre

      Franklin is CJ's FTM transsexual daughter.

      Spoiler alert.

    2. Parker

      Parker

      Anything from Game Informer. But the gameplay review is the best!

    3. DuPz0r

      DuPz0r

      @Indy - Dat Ignorance. Call yourself a fan?! You 'm'barrassin' CJ!

  16. I'm so fucking stressed

    1. Graffitigirl
    2. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      beat off to something highly unnapropriate. totally melts the stress away. When my grandma died I masturbated in the bathroom of the funeral home.. was pretty sweet.

    3. Qdeathstar
  17. so fucking stressed, can't wait for the new few months to just be over!

    1. DuPz0r
    2. Indy

      Indy

      Yeah dude, I've got some literally life changing interviews coming up and they're all mixed in with my exams! Im so fucking stressed, but if all goes well I'll be a very happy man heading to Vegas in the summer. If not, then I don't know what I'll be doing... Probably looking for a job.

  18. trying to do a whole month's work so I have two weeks of undivided GTA attention

    1. JC10

      JC10

      Im working on blowing up my school.

    2. Truth
  19. a well deserved pint for finishing my first exam

    1. DuPz0r

      DuPz0r

      I finish Uni tomorrow. I need many pints.

    2. Indy

      Indy

      many pints are always needed after exams

  20. Get in FROCH!! Fucking domination!!

    1. Firm

      Firm

      Awesome dude. Nottinghams fucking electric at the moment.

    2. Indy

      Indy

      one of the best fights i've ever seen!

  21. exams fin. time to get white boy wasted!

    1. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      Can a brown boy metabolize a white boy hangover?

    2. Firm

      Firm

      If you was getting white girl wasted...

  22. This week the government decided that junior doctors will take a 30% pay cut... because we can't go on strike.

    1. Qdeathstar
    2. TreeFitty

      TreeFitty

      Move to the US. Doctors charge out the ass and insurance companies pay it without batting an eye.

  23. got two very important interviews coming up! fuuuuuuuucck

    1. Massacre

      Massacre

      I've got a pretty important interview coming up, myself.

      Man, I really hope I have what it takes to join the Thieves' Guild...

  24. can't even beat swansea... what the fuck villa

    1. trathen

      trathen

      its cos they're shit